Compared To The Size Of The Solar System...

Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis

Evil clown astronomer.

What, do I have to have text with all my pictures.


More coming soon.

Evil Clown

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Experiencing More Daymares

Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern



After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

Our time is up.

Here come the judge.

Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

Evil Clown

Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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'America' Is America's Porn Name

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?

I can now more effectively segment my life.

Thanks to the drugs and the army training.

For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.

What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.

Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.

It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.

That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.

So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.

Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.

I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.

Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).

Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.

How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.

It's good to be whole.

Evil Clown

Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.

- Litotes The Clown

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Looking For A Straw In A Stack Of Needles

Simulate The Simulacrum You Damn Dirty Ape Of Your Carbon-Paper Ideals!

Knock, knock. Who Is There.

You, who you think of as yourself as is trapped like a marionette, like a, like a... clown marionette held by a mountebank, in a recursive spiral, a badly phrased subroutine who's GIGO is the capitulation of of of of of estrangement of self of of audience... Who are you pretending to be again again?

Endogenous information; what a jester's joke: a self-help book that wrote itself is a publisher's wet dream of an editor's worst nightmare.

Proto[con]science grasps at the macro-contexuality and fumbles for the micro-emergent quintessence of the nexus. Is second-order cybernetics yet scheduled to be too passé?

But how can we tell when whether or not one of use has have had an or the original vicarious experience?

One of us is so tired of making this shit up that we don't care anymore.

Evil Clown

Idiolect: n, You are a Special person!

- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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Evil Clown Can't Sleep, Must Eat

Evil Clowns Stalk City And Stock Freezers After Dark



Behind This Tie

No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown
To be the sad clown
The mad clown
Behind a red nose

Who gets what it is to be fated
To be baited
Forever unsated
Baptized in lies

I have months were I'm only lonely
Eyes that don't gleam but are empty
No soul can touch me
When love is a monstrosity

My life may feel pointless and empty
My actions seem pithy
But my dreams are visions
Ethics own actuality

Sharp voices they guide me
Self harm nurture's me
Necrotic impulses fulfill me
Little hauntings sustain me

Evil Clown

Evil Clown image: we sleep, they go to work - business men of the night, mixed media on paper

The real artist erases the line between crying and laughter.
- Litotes The Clown


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Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 211 - 220

"Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage



Justify My Love:

211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for

212. I'm a Fool for Love

213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them

214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will...

215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world

216. History depletes itself

217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment

218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you

219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me

220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end

Evil Clown

"He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head."
- G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles

Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media

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Evil Clown Being and Nothingness

Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210

Reasons:

201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern

202. No place is safe, only safer

203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up

204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil

205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value

206. You're all in this together

207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat

208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh

209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff

210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages)



The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
- Bertrand Russell

Evil Clown

I doubt certainty.
- Litotes The Clown

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Kolobathristes The Evil Clown; Fear Transmuted

Oh fcuk, what is that clown is doing?

Coulrophobia senses the shadowy outré world of the clown. The baleful and eerie procession of thoughts and images that flicker beneath the veneer.

Watching a clown is like watching a child tear apart a puppy. Only, you know, with an adult body, grotesque grease paint, tittering and without boundaries.

They invade our boundaries because these evil clowns don't sense them, don't know them, don't have them... 'Taboo' is an inconceivable word from a cryptic alien language.

And that smile, the same smile that a little child exhibits frying ants and pulling apart insects.

Is it only a coincidence that we associate evil clowns with the supernatural or at least incomprehensibly monstrous?

When a clown approaches you, does the hair rise on the back of your neck? Your spine shiver? Your arms dimple?

Maybe coulrophobia should not be defined as an irrational fear of clowns.

Maybe coulrophobia should not even be redefined as a rational fear of evil clowns.

Maybe coulrophobia isn't a fear at all, but a true and protective psychic ability that others are too obtuse to sense and too quick to write off as the defect of a disturbed mind.

But really, you know. And the clown knows you know.

Evil Clown

Image:

Evil Clown Coulrophobia, Ink on Paper, Portrait

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Reasons (Who Needs Reasons?) To Be An Evil Clown, 191 - 200

Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?

191. Meaningless as all purpose

192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out

193. I see my job as consoling you

194. You're always letting us humans down

195. My job does me

196. Drunkards paradise

197. Her eyes, glazed with lust

198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation

199. Moral panic

200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die



Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.

Evil Clown

Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper

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The Smell Of An Evil Clown; Fear And Loafers

Are you easily embarrassed? Do you you fear the attention of an audience? Do people laugh with you; or at you?

Have you noticed that if an evil clown senses your fear they will glom onto you and rope you into their act in front of God and everyone?

So you pretend not to be afraid, you try not to let them smell your fear, or worse, you act like you hate clowns intensely.

Now that may put off an amateur, someone who simply slips on a nose to pull a one-off office prank.

But to a real clown you have just marked yourself out as a challenge, and the best kind of mark:

• They can smell your fear.
• Even if you win you lose.

You're going to get some uncomfortable attention. You don't like attention do you?

You really won't like the kind of attention you are about to get.

And the clown, the clown wants attention, all kinds of attention, just look at the way their dressed. Look at how they act. Why would anyone want, or need, that kind of attention?

Any half-bred clown is going to make you look like spunk smeared on an underwear ad in front of the everyone no matter what you do.

They've either thought it through before hand, gone over it, or been through it many times already.

They know all the moves you could make and they've got an arsenal of counter moves fully primed.

They know the angles. They see you coming. They've trained like commandos.

Maybe they'll let you take the first shot. Perchance they'll just jump on you at the first sign of resistance, hesitation or fear.

But pros usually work over amateurs with a handicap to keep things interesting.

Who's in control here? Some clowns love power. But is it more powerful to pretend to give power away?

Even if it blows up in their face and they look like a fool in the end, guess what? They win, they are a fool, they got attention. And you, you look like a mean sob without a sense of humor and you just got a lot of attention you didn't want.

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What makes it so dammed funny?

According to James Beattie (1776):

Laughter arises from the view of two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in complex object or assemblage, or as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them.

E.g.:

Season's Greetings:

I wanted to send your family a Christmas Card of a monkey making love to a shaved beaver, but I have to have it copyrighted first. So, instead (now that the photo shoot is over), I am sending you a real monkey, a beaver, half a bottle of Viagra and 6 tabs of ecstasy.

Merry XXX-Mas,

Litotes The Clown

An evil clown is as empty and as full as a bible full of blank pages.

• Evil Clown

Evil Clown drawing:
Evil clown smells your fear and likes to point you out for special attention.

Ink on paper.

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I Hate Clowns, No I Really Do

Do you have messed emotions about clowns?

Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?

Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?

Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...

Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?

Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?

Have you ever seem a child dressed as a clown and thought you were seeing the future?

Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?

Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?

Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?

Do you suspect drug usage?

Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?

Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?

After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?

What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!

To Do:

Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).

Evil Clown

God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...
- The Invitation (2003)

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Razones de ser un Clown Malvado

Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss.

- Milton, j. , Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)

The grotesque is modern culture, or the vacuum that [it] has replaced with wrestling, sex and horror.

Thankfully there are few real studies of the phenomena that have any real grit or practical use.

This failure is your ally. A blind spot alley down which to appear and disappear.

Masturbatory theories of the neoclassic foundations of repulsion or aesthetic philosophies of revulsion or Existential nausea are based didactically and dialectically upon the the ideation of beauty and rationality, or sometimes, extrinsic hostility.

So what?

Subservience to the subversive nature of post modern endocrinology is practical and more opaque than then the self serving grief of deconstuctivism.

It is to laugh.

In the cracks of the veneer you are free. Once free; there is no veneer, only uncertainty and practical methods remain.

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 181 - 190

181. Evil pays, well

182. Spectacular death – no mundane accidents

183. Revenge no longer an empty or idle wish

184. Evil is always more delicious

185. Credit card debt nightmare

186. Penguin Lust

187. The customer is more or less a sucker, always

188. I can't handle the Truth

189. I tell myself I can't stop

190. Doubting is treason, treason is delicious


Die Clown Die - In German It Means 'The Clown The'
How Could Anyone Who Speaks German Be Bad?

Simpson's logic, Episode: 9F22 Cape Feare

Evil Clown

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Why I Am An Evil Clown And You Could Be Too, 171- 180

Bad Apples Theory Exposed As So Much Compost

Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.

Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood

171. Soulful self mutilation

172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus

173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward

174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave

175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u

176. Smells like desperation

177. Intolerance is my anti-drug

178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig

179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times

180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand

The very definition of a great punchline:

...the evaluation of the quality of jokes is a realistic goal for the linguistic analysis of humor, albeit a distant one that will require extensive research (Attardo 1994: 215).

Evil Clown

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To Effectively Compete An Evil Clown Needs More Than Scary Face

There Are 3 Methods To Differentiate Yourself From Other Evil Or Scary Clowns

1.Cost leadership

Let's face it, magicians are great and kids clowns with clean records can almost be trusted, but do you have any what idea what they will charge for a party?

Just show up as someone's brother-in-law and hustle the bar until you are ready to preform.

2.Differentiation

What makes YOU stand out from other evil clowns?

OHhh, scary leer/face paint/baseball bat [sigh].

Try to spend more than five minutes thinking [Thinking] about it, the first five things you have thought up have been covered by evil clowns who have come before you, e.g.:

Off colored jokes
Filthy language
Offensive humor
Drunken behavior
Intimidation tactics

diu le lo moe if you expect more than a yawn for this shi

Think about your Unique Sales Proposition

3. Locus, Locus, Locus

Concentrate on one Tight Orifice – work it vigorously, meet the needs of your target better than the competition can even dream of doing to cultivate customer loyalty. Then dump them and move on.

Dreams Are The Disease

Evil Clown

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Schadenfreude Clown Gründe für Vergnügen, 161 - 170, mmm!

Reasons to be an Evil Clown - Ripped from todays shocking headlines!

161. Scary Clowns cheat to win, Evil Clowns win to cheat

162. I prefer to see existence in terms other than those of rigid philosophical dichotomies, or not

163. Backbreaking personal sacrifice for external validation by authority figures needs to be mocked

164. If you think I'm funny now, just wait 'til we have sex

165. I believe EVERYTHINK happens for a reason

166. Cleanliness is next to managerliness

167. I'm not an evil clown, I just like to wear the shoes on weekends

168. Deeply played games

169. We are not what was intended

170. Don't worry babe, I'm angry enough for the both of us

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Evil Clown

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Evil Evil Clown Lists Them All

A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity ~ Sigmund the Clown

When you can't sleep write me a list of reasons to be an evil clown:

61. Strange Attractors

62. Dick, Philip K.

63. Excess is a journey, not a destination

64. Everyone needs to feel recognized and appreciated, so we can get more work out of you

65. A touch of attitude makes a huge difference

66. People without imagination are as brave as hell

67. The road to recognizing your true nature, it's discovering secret power and magic and menace which were always lurking in the corner of your little mind

68. Need to laugh at the President, all Presidents

69. The mind, once stretched by the horrible truth, can never settle back into its original shape

70. The weight and pressure of trying to win one too many customer service awards


Image: Art Inappropriation Devours Pop Culture Reference, Copycamp Stalag 13

Evil Clown

My contrast creates your virtue.
- Litotes The Clown

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Today's Reasons To Be An Evil Clown

Poster tribute: They Give Their Lives. Are You Doing Your Shopping?

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:
21. If you can't join them, beat them

22. If you're wrong about being wrong. then you're right, ergo, two wrongs make a right

23. Attention Deficit Sandwich

24. Superpower - easily humiliate bullies with ridicule

25. My God funnier than your god

26. I cry you laugh = I laugh you cry

27. You wouldn't believe the write-offs

28. Priority seating for the elderly, disabled, pregnant women and 6'4" men in grease paint with knives

29. Delusions of goodness on the inside

30. Don't remember Alamo



Sometimes, I Pray For God To Take Me.
- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown In Santa's Hat

Business Meeting Drawing (taking notes is a useless waste of time when they say one thing but ph1uck the customer), Ink On Paper

Accurately identifying and sizing your market is one of the most difficult exercises that an evil clown will undertake.

Factors to fake include your socio-economic condition, your sector growth, your market penetration, volume/size/length/thickness, your assets and price.

Markets should always be defined using both "top-heavy amplitude" and "bottoms-up realism."

Don't overstate the size of your market even if you have special cream or perform in the dark.

Always have an Exit Strategy

Plan and memorize a couple of credible exit alternatives with supporting evidence:

• scan the neighbourhood
• review blueprints or building plans
• note if fire exits are alarmed
• test the response time of the morality squad
• take special note of windows
• do not underestimate the distance to the ground

I'm all about empathy and baseball bats
- Litotes The Clown

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Psycho Meat Puppet Theatre Of The Mind

Evil Clown Drawings: I Like What You're Thinking, Ink On Paper

This evil clown act involves hilarious screw-ups and misdirected rescue behaviour.

The clown is trying to 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' trick the audience or other performers into feeling sorry for them.

Rules Of Thump:

1. Don't take responsibility for your so called lif (abbrev. for liff, see: The Meaning of Liff (Paperback) by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd).

2. Don’t take any action that might lead to a solution, don't DO anything to get yourself out of funny situations. However, you must keep very busy – drama follows action.

3. Get into difficult if not improvable or paradoxical positions. How doesn't matter, give them the old razzle-dazzle. Not everyone will buy the BS but the gullible and aroused will believe and you can use their emotions against them.

4. Act helpless until you want something or they are within easy striking distance.

5. Do I Have to mention Whiney?

6. Make it obvious that you want and believe that others can make your existential existence better.

Pantomime Horse:

1. Sickness, accidents, family deaths, loving/abandoning pets, suicidal behaviour and crying during soup commercials are your stock and trade.

2. Realistically but subtly exaggerate pain to exact sympathy and get out of helping friends move.

3. Heartache: She said I looked like her 4th husband.

Bore Issues:

1. Anyone who loves me must be too stupid to see how defective I am so I'll screw them up before they discover how worthless I am and leave me.

2. Harm & Indulgence tissues – better than Kleenex.

3. Entitlement is the flip side of sexploitation.

Player Character Background:

1. I only get taken care of (not loved) when I ma ufcked up or in pain.

2. When in doubt act infantilized, if you can't spell that act spoiled.

Conscious Bot: You make me un/happy. Situations I magically fall into are untenable.

Unconscious Bot: You will rescue me because it's your fault and I'm hapless.

Doesn't Play Well With Others:

Let's focus on why Mary is hurting my feelings for no reason.

Jesus is being such a jerk!

Other Characters:

Only potential rescuers need apply.

Words That Are Not In The Dickionary:

Assertive & Responsible.

Queue For Big Scene:

Must make a decision / take action Or enter pain.

Common Freelings & Associates:

Listening, sympathy, suggestion giving, supportive, rescue response, guilt, empathy burnout, frustration leading to resentment, take a hike you brat.

Treatment:

I am neither Spanish nor a lawyer nor a Spanish lawyer.

Scoring:

Remember, the game here is not to get 'something' out of life or Do anything, the game is played by various forms of complaining and half hearted but ultimately planned/failed attempts at competence.

1. Points are counted by gaining sympathy and empathy.
2. Free rides count for triple points.
3. Repeated conning of the same mark is a 25% total bonus.
4. Guilt (from others) is good (0.5pt).

Catch 22:

Fulfillment of desire leads to regression which destroys source of gratification which leads to rescue which fulfills desire...

Evil Clown

"What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing."

Somerset, se7en

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I'll Eat Anything As Long As It's A Baby

Man vs. Clown!


I'll eat anything as long as it's a baby: Veal, lamb, puppy.

As long as it hasn't had a chance to really live.

Life experience makes the meat tough.

Innocence makes it sweet and tender.

- Peter Lynn,
Things I said, but shouldn't have #12



Peter Lynn's way of thinking is way off key.

He should be ashamed of himself.

He will have a very short-lived and lonely life if he keeps this up.

He has made such a joke of it all, and Lord help him. One day he will stand in front of God and have to explain his actions.

He can either change his ways or find himself spending eternity in Hell.

In another post he reveals his sensitive side with a coworker:

"Can I talk to the baby?" I ask.

"Sure," she says.

I bend close. "Your mommy's worthless," I say.

- Peter Lynn

Check out his blog and other ' Things I said, but shouldn't have'

Man vs. Clown!
Old blog http://manvsclown.blogspot.com/


Evil Clown Art: Theosophist Trembles In Ecstasy

Theosophists have been infected with a suspicion of the overwhelming splendor of the clown cycle in which our humanity forms but ephemeral shadows.

Mixed media on 100% rag paper

Evil Clown

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Around about now in history:

August 1930 - The debut of the Amos and Andy show on NBC (radio) starring Freeman Gosden and Charles Correll, was it:

- A ground breaking positive influence
- Racially offensive stereotyping
- A once profitable franchise flogged to death

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