Experiencing More Daymares

Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern



After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

Our time is up.

Here come the judge.

Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

Evil Clown

Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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Aciphex = Pronounced 'AssEffects'

Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste & Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.

But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it.

Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."

Brown nose much lately?

I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face.

Perhaps a change in liff-style is in order?

In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter.

Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted?

More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.:

Hey Douglas, how aggressive is your TV campaign to launch AssEffects?

Within a month AssEffects will be in the faces of millions of daytime viewers.

So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus.

Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones.

But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity.

Making their working day just that much more bearable.

Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown?

Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices?

Evil Clown

Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again.

- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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Looking For A Straw In A Stack Of Needles

Simulate The Simulacrum You Damn Dirty Ape Of Your Carbon-Paper Ideals!

Knock, knock. Who Is There.

You, who you think of as yourself as is trapped like a marionette, like a, like a... clown marionette held by a mountebank, in a recursive spiral, a badly phrased subroutine who's GIGO is the capitulation of of of of of estrangement of self of of audience... Who are you pretending to be again again?

Endogenous information; what a jester's joke: a self-help book that wrote itself is a publisher's wet dream of an editor's worst nightmare.

Proto[con]science grasps at the macro-contexuality and fumbles for the micro-emergent quintessence of the nexus. Is second-order cybernetics yet scheduled to be too passé?

But how can we tell when whether or not one of use has have had an or the original vicarious experience?

One of us is so tired of making this shit up that we don't care anymore.

Evil Clown

Idiolect: n, You are a Special person!

- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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Evil Clowns are No Accidnets

How did we get here? Some propose evolution, creationism, intelligent design and aliens. Evil Evil Clowns have their own ideas:

Evilution (n):

A general name for the history of the steps by which Evil has acquired the morphological, social, and metaphysical characters which distinguish it; a gradual unfolding of successive phases of growth or development.

That theory of generation which supposes the germ to pre["e]xist in the parent, and its parts to be developed, but not actually formed, by the procreative act; Evil doesn’t love you, but it will fuck with you.

That series of changes under natural law which involves continuous progress from the homogeneous to the heterogeneous in structure, from the single and simple to the diverse and manifold in quality or function, i.e.: from good to Evil; a process of development in which Evil becomes more and more complex by the differentiation of its parts, a continuous and progressive change according to certain laws and by means of resident forces; a process in which something passes by degrees to a more advanced or mature stage; [syn: development]; The sequence of events involved in the evolutionary development of Evil.

Having or exhibiting qualities tending to greater and greater injury and mischief; having a nature or properties which tend to badness; being morally corrupt/bad or wrong; wickedness; mischievous; not good; worthless or deleterious; multinational corporatism; International Monetary Fund/policy; General Agreement on Trade and Tariffs; political apathy; incivility; intolerance, racism; wrong; vicious; as, evil conduct, thoughts, heart, words; producing or threatening sorrow, distress, injury, or calamity; unpropitious; calamitous; an evil force, power, or personification; something that is a cause or source of suffering, injury, or destruction: the social evils of poverty and injustice; anything which impairs the happiness of a being or deprives a being of any good; anything which causes suffering of any kind to sentient beings; injury; mischief; harm; -- opposed to good; as, Evil Clowns, evil tidings; evil arrows; evil days; an evil tyrant; causing ruin, injury, or pain; harmful; anger or spite; malicious and the like [See: Seven Delicious Sins]. Syn: Mischievous; pernicious; injurious; hurtful; destructive; wicked; sinful; bad; corrupt; perverse; wrong; vicious; calamitous.

The process is by some mistakenly limited to organic beings; by others it is applied to the inorganic, the psychical and the metaphysical. It is also applied to explain the existence and growth of institutions, manners, language, civilization, and every product of human activity [see politics]. The agencies and laws of the process are variously explained by different philosophers.

The ultimate and logical conclusion of universal processes and entropy: A good tree can not bring forth evil fruit. --Matt. vii. 18; the inevitable victory of dark forces over the light; The evil one, the Devil; Satan the Day of Reckoning.

The tendency for humans to contribute to the evolution of Evil:

Ah, what a sign it is of evil life, When death's approach is seen so terrible.
- Shak.

Evils which our own misdeeds have wrought.
- Milton.

The evil that men do lives after them.
-Shak.

…But I am in
So far in blood that sin will pluck on sin:
Tear-falling pity dwells not in this eye.
- Shakespeare, Richard III, act IV, SCENE II.

The heart of the sons of men is full of evil.
-Eccl. ix. 3.

He [Edward the Confessor] was the first that touched for the evil.
-Addison.

"For from within, out of the heart of men, proceed evil thoughts, adulteries, fornications, murder, thefts, covetousness, wickedness, deceit, lewdness, an evil eye, blasphemy, pride, foolishness. All these evil things come from within and defile a man."
-Mark 7:21

“I believe that all government is evil, in that all government must necessarily make war upon liberty...”
-Mencken's Creed

There is an evil tendency underlying all our technology - the tendency to do what is reasonable even when it isn't any good.
-Robert Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Evil will always triumph over good, because good is DUMB.
-Dark Helmet, Space Balls (movie)

It is a sin to believe evil of others, but seldom a mistake.

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"Bother," said Pooh, as Cthulhu arose from the mists...

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