Sunday, July 24, 2011

Dan Mitchell Asks Of American Senator Kent Conrad 'Is He a Clown, Hack, or Demagogue?'

Mitchell, A Subtly, Insightful And Balanced Writer Saves Readers Considerable Time By Answering His Own, Apparently Not Rhetorical Question In The First Line Of His 500 Word Article:

"Actually, the answer is all of the above."

This Evil Clown thanks Mitchell for saving me from having to actually read his article, learn anything meaningful or wade through his one sided rhetoric.

Litotes The Clown does not know anything about this so called 'Senator Kent Conrad' but will take Dan Mitchell at his word. Dan always tells me the truth, he told me so.

After all, Dan Mitchell calls himself 'a top expert on tax reform and supply-side tax policy'; how could he not tell the truth about himself or the 30 year old cutting edge tax policy thinking of 1980?

Prior to joining the Cato Institute (a libertarian fish tank not to be confused with the Kato Kaelin Institute), Mitchell was a senior fellow with The Heritage Foundation (the Heritage's stated mission is to "formulate and promote conservative public policies"; what could be more transparent than that?) (also not to be confused with the Heritage Front).

He also served on the 1988 Bush/Quayle (remember Quayle?) transition team and was Director of Tax and Budget Policy for Citizens for a Sound Economy; this organization was so popular that they signed up members without their knowledge or consent before disbanding due to lack of interest in 2004.

There is a word for people like Dan Mitchell and evil clowns know it.

That word is 'Hero'.

Not because of his long and blithe relationship with reality, ethics, morality and the truth, but because of his boldness in argumentum ad hominem in the title of his article, "Clown, Hack, or Demagogue".

That and he used the word "clown" as if it were a bad thing.



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  • Question: Who said it?

    "Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

    Abraham Lincoln
    Confucius
    Maximilien Robespierre
    Mohandas Gandhi

    Answer:

    Litotes The Clown


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    Friday, May 21, 2010

    Aciphex = Pronounced 'AssEffects'

    Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste & Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.




    But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it.

    Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."

    Brown nose much lately?

    I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face.

    Perhaps a change in liff-style is in order?

    In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter.

    Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted?

    More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.:

    Hey Douglas, how aggressive is your TV campaign to launch AssEffects?

    Within a month AssEffects will be in the faces of millions of daytime viewers.

    So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus.

    Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones.

    But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity.

    Making their working day just that much more bearable.

    Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown?

    Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices?


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  • Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again.

    - Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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    Sunday, May 16, 2010

    'America' Is America's Porn Name

    Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?



    I can now more effectively segment my life.

    Thanks to the drugs and the army training.

    For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.

    What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.

    Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.

    It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.

    That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.

    So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.

    Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.

    I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.

    Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).

    Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.

    How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.

    It's good to be whole.

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  • Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.

    - Litotes The Clown

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    Saturday, February 02, 2008

    Loving Iraq Doggie Style With Rhythm Method; Arguing Over Which Surge Or Push To Withdraw After

    Evil Clowns Should Have Used A Condom

    The rhythm method is named after Hermann & Ogino and involves a lot of calendars, timetables and counting days in order to have or avoid a new birth and / or an accident. It has a very high failure rate.

    It is also used as the name of behaviour to peoples who have intimate contact but want to avoid any long term commitments.

    Sometimes the rhythm method is confused with premature withdrawal.

    The difficulty with the withdrawal method is that in the heat of repeated surges, creative deployments and tactical forays the brain can become fevered with a euphoria that pushes and trusts activity to the edge of a peak, and beyond, in the unreal and temporary belief that control can be maintained indefinitely.

    Just before the edge is reached, protestations and reassurances that there is complete control, reach their pitch. Efforts at self deception and general manipulation reach their peak.

    Once, you find yourself suddenly and somewhat unexpectedly, in the throws of la petite mort and the situation falls into a chaotic frenzy of abandonment.

    Rationality is abandoned as one or both parties (or more) lose reason and abandon their forebrain in a passionate animalistic madness. Fury and ecstasy combine without a sense of consequence.

    There may be recrimination, quilt or indifference. In the horrendous sweaty mess of the aftermath, there is smoking in the dark.

    This is why a cordon or other form of control is very useful in the intercourse of nations. Even the protective barrier of sanctions and gel (water or silicone not oil) allow consumption of relations between parties, or even group play, without the risks (or significantly reduced risks) of unwanted consequences (let's not use the word 'blowback' - blowback is usually what got us heated up in the foreplay, er... first place).

    Two more thoughts:

    1. Talk to everyone involved before you start bashing mindlessly away with your stick. Communication and imagination is what makes it safe and enjoyable for everyone.

    2. If you can't handle your stick in a responsible and adult manner, if you can't live up to the consequences of your actions, if you aren't prepared to live up to the possibility of long term commitment involved - abstain.


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  • Concede: That you are misdirected and pummeled with fabrications, and have been, your entire waking life [GIGO].

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    Monday, January 21, 2008

    The Mock Is Ticking

    He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies.


    Books are dead things
    With a potency of life in them
    As active as those bastard progeny
    Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are

    Nay they do preserve as in a vile
    That purest efficacy and extraction
    Of that frightful living intellect that bred them

    For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book..

    The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature
    Nothing but God's image
    But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself
    Kills God, as it were, in the eye

    Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue
    Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out
    And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally”
    Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat

    - With Apologetics to Mr John Milton

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  • Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper.

    Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Friday, January 04, 2008

    Kolobathristes The Evil Clown; Fear Transmuted

    Oh fcuk, what is that clown is doing?

    Coulrophobia senses the shadowy outré world of the clown. The baleful and eerie procession of thoughts and images that flicker beneath the veneer.

    Watching a clown is like watching a child tear apart a puppy. Only, you know, with an adult body, grotesque grease paint, tittering and without boundaries.

    They invade our boundaries because these evil clowns don't sense them, don't know them, don't have them... 'Taboo' is an inconceivable word from a cryptic alien language.

    And that smile, the same smile that a little child exhibits frying ants and pulling apart insects.

    Is it only a coincidence that we associate evil clowns with the supernatural or at least incomprehensibly monstrous?

    When a clown approaches you, does the hair rise on the back of your neck? Your spine shiver? Your arms dimple?

    Maybe coulrophobia should not be defined as an irrational fear of clowns.

    Maybe coulrophobia should not even be redefined as a rational fear of evil clowns.

    Maybe coulrophobia isn't a fear at all, but a true and protective psychic ability that others are too obtuse to sense and too quick to write off as the defect of a disturbed mind.

    But really, you know. And the clown knows you know.

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    Evil Clown Coulrophobia, Ink on Paper, Portrait

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    Monday, December 31, 2007

    Reasons (Who Needs Reasons?) To Be An Evil Clown, 191 - 200

    Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?

    191. Meaningless as all purpose

    192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out

    193. I see my job as consoling you

    194. You're always letting us humans down

    195. My job does me

    196. Drunkards paradise

    197. Her eyes, glazed with lust

    198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation

    199. Moral panic

    200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die



    Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.

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  • Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper

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    Saturday, December 29, 2007

    The Smell Of An Evil Clown; Fear And Loafers

    Are you easily embarrassed? Do you you fear the attention of an audience? Do people laugh with you; or at you?

    Have you noticed that if an evil clown senses your fear they will glom onto you and rope you into their act in front of God and everyone?

    So you pretend not to be afraid, you try not to let them smell your fear, or worse, you act like you hate clowns intensely.

    Now that may put off an amateur, someone who simply slips on a nose to pull a one-off office prank.

    But to a real clown you have just marked yourself out as a challenge, and the best kind of mark:

    • They can smell your fear.
    • Even if you win you lose.

    You're going to get some uncomfortable attention. You don't like attention do you?

    You really won't like the kind of attention you are about to get.

    And the clown, the clown wants attention, all kinds of attention, just look at the way their dressed. Look at how they act. Why would anyone want, or need, that kind of attention?

    Any half-bred clown is going to make you look like spunk smeared on an underwear ad in front of the everyone no matter what you do.

    They've either thought it through before hand, gone over it, or been through it many times already.

    They know all the moves you could make and they've got an arsenal of counter moves fully primed.

    They know the angles. They see you coming. They've trained like commandos.

    Maybe they'll let you take the first shot. Perchance they'll just jump on you at the first sign of resistance, hesitation or fear.

    But pros usually work over amateurs with a handicap to keep things interesting.

    Who's in control here? Some clowns love power. But is it more powerful to pretend to give power away?

    Even if it blows up in their face and they look like a fool in the end, guess what? They win, they are a fool, they got attention. And you, you look like a mean sob without a sense of humor and you just got a lot of attention you didn't want.

    - - - - -

    What makes it so dammed funny?

    According to James Beattie (1776):

    Laughter arises from the view of two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in complex object or assemblage, or as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them.

    E.g.:

    Season's Greetings:

    I wanted to send your family a Christmas Card of a monkey making love to a shaved beaver, but I have to have it copyrighted first. So, instead (now that the photo shoot is over), I am sending you a real monkey, a beaver, half a bottle of Viagra and 6 tabs of ecstasy.

    Merry XXX-Mas,

    Litotes The Clown

    An evil clown is as empty and as full as a bible full of blank pages.



    Evil Clown drawing:
    Evil clown smells your fear and likes to point you out for special attention.

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    I Hate Clowns, No I Really Do

    Do you have messed emotions about clowns?

    Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?

    Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?

    Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...

    Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?

    Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?

    Have you ever seem a child dressed as a clown and thought you were seeing the future?

    Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?

    Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?

    Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?

    Do you suspect drug usage?

    Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?

    Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?

    After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?

    What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!

    To Do:

    Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).

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  • God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...
    - The Invitation (2003)

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    Thursday, December 27, 2007

    Razones de ser un Clown Malvado

    Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss.
    - Milton, j. , Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)

    The grotesque is modern culture, or the vacuum that [it] has replaced with wrestling, sex and horror.

    Thankfully there are few real studies of the phenomena that have any real grit or practical use.

    This failure is your ally. A blind spot alley down which to appear and disappear.

    Masturbatory theories of the neoclassic foundations of repulsion or aesthetic philosophies of revulsion or Existential nausea are based didactically and dialectically upon the the ideation of beauty and rationality, or sometimes, extrinsic hostility.

    So what?

    Subservience to the subversive nature of post modern endocrinology is practical and more opaque than then the self serving grief of deconstuctivism.

    It is to laugh.

    In the cracks of the veneer you are free. Once free; there is no veneer, only uncertainty and practical methods remain.

    Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 181 - 190


    181. Evil pays, well

    182. Spectacular death – no mundane accidents

    183. Revenge no longer an empty or idle wish

    184. Evil is always more delicious

    185. Credit card debt nightmare

    186. Penguin Lust

    187. The customer is more or less a sucker, always

    188. I can't handle the Truth

    189. I tell myself I can't stop

    190. Doubting is treason, treason is delicious


    Die Clown Die - In German It Means 'The Clown The'
    How Could Anyone Who Speaks German Be Bad?

    Simpson's logic, Episode: 9F22 Cape Feare


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    Saturday, December 15, 2007

    Why I Am An Evil Clown And You Could Be Too, 171- 180

    Bad Apples Theory Exposed As So Much Compost

    Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.

    Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood

    171. Soulful self mutilation

    172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus

    173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward

    174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave

    175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u

    176. Smells like desperation

    177. Intolerance is my anti-drug

    178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig

    179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times

    180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand

    The very definition of a great punchline:

    ...the evaluation of the quality of jokes is a realistic goal for the linguistic analysis of humor, albeit a distant one that will require extensive research (Attardo 1994: 215).


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    To Effectively Compete An Evil Clown Needs More Than Scary Face

    There Are 3 Methods To Differentiate Yourself From Other Evil Or Scary Clowns

    1.Cost leadership

    Let's face it, magicians are great and kids clowns with clean records can almost be trusted, but do you have any what idea what they will charge for a party?

    Just show up as someone's brother-in-law and hustle the bar until you are ready to preform.

    2.Differentiation

    What makes YOU stand out from other evil clowns?

    OHhh, scary leer/face paint/baseball bat [sigh].

    Try to spend more than five minutes thinking [Thinking] about it, the first five things you have thought up have been covered by evil clowns who have come before you, e.g.:

    Off colored jokes
    Filthy language
    Offensive humor
    Drunken behavior
    Intimidation tactics

    diu le lo moe if you expect more than a yawn for this shi

    Think about your Unique Sales Proposition

    3. Locus, Locus, Locus

    Concentrate on one Tight Orifice – work it vigorously, meet the needs of your target better than the competition can even dream of doing to cultivate customer loyalty. Then dump them and move on.

    Dreams Are The Disease

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    Friday, December 14, 2007

    Schadenfreude Clown Gründe für Vergnügen, 161 - 170, mmm!

    Reasons to be an Evil Clown - Ripped from todays shocking headlines!

    161. Scary Clowns cheat to win, Evil Clowns win to cheat

    162. I prefer to see existence in terms other than those of rigid philosophical dichotomies, or not

    163. Backbreaking personal sacrifice for external validation by authority figures needs to be mocked

    164. If you think I'm funny now, just wait 'til we have sex

    165. I believe EVERYTHINK happens for a reason

    166. Cleanliness is next to managerliness

    167. I'm not an evil clown, I just like to wear the shoes on weekends

    168. Deeply played games

    169. We are not what was intended

    170. Don't worry babe, I'm angry enough for the both of us

    Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor


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    Monday, November 13, 2006

    Evil Evil Clown Lists Them All

    A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity ~ Sigmund the Clown

    When you can't sleep write me a list of reasons to be an evil clown:

    61. Strange Attractors

    62. Dick, Philip K.

    63. Excess is a journey, not a destination

    64. Everyone needs to feel recognized and appreciated, so we can get more work out of you

    65. A touch of attitude makes a huge difference

    66. People without imagination are as brave as hell

    67. The road to recognizing your true nature, it's discovering secret power and magic and menace which were always lurking in the corner of your little mind

    68. Need to laugh at the President, all Presidents

    69. The mind, once stretched by the horrible truth, can never settle back into its original shape

    70. The weight and pressure of trying to win one too many customer service awards


    Image: Art Inappropriation Devours Pop Culture Reference, Copycamp Stalag 13

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  • My contrast creates your virtue.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Wednesday, October 18, 2006

    Today's Reasons To Be An Evil Clown

    Poster tribute: They Give Their Lives. Are You Doing Your Shopping?

    Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:
    21. If you can't join them, beat them

    22. If you're wrong about being wrong. then you're right, ergo, two wrongs make a right

    23. Attention Deficit Sandwich

    24. Superpower - easily humiliate bullies with ridicule

    25. My God funnier than your god

    26. I cry you laugh = I laugh you cry

    27. You wouldn't believe the write-offs

    28. Priority seating for the elderly, disabled, pregnant women and 6'4" men in grease paint with knives

    29. Delusions of goodness on the inside

    30. Don't remember Alamo



    Sometimes, I Pray For God To Take Me.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Tuesday, October 03, 2006

    Evil Clown In Santa's Hat

    Business Meeting Drawing (taking notes is a useless waste of time when they say one thing but ph1uck the customer), Ink On Paper

    Accurately identifying and sizing your market is one of the most difficult exercises that an evil clown will undertake.

    Factors to fake include your socio-economic condition, your sector growth, your market penetration, volume/size/length/thickness, your assets and price.

    Markets should always be defined using both "top-heavy amplitude" and "bottoms-up realism."

    Don't overstate the size of your market even if you have special cream or perform in the dark.

    Always have an Exit Strategy


    Plan and memorize a couple of credible exit alternatives with supporting evidence:

    • scan the neighbourhood
    • review blueprints or building plans
    • note if fire exits are alarmed
    • test the response time of the morality squad
    • take special note of windows
    • do not underestimate the distance to the ground


    I'm all about empathy and baseball bats
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Debilitating Reason Pervades Evil Clown Nature

    Evil Clown Energy Does Not Align

    Evil Clown Drawing: Clown In Cog Neat Oh, mixed media on paper

    Is every clown is part of the same Infinite Self?

    If so, then as such, every clown must have hidden strengths.

    But having strengths makes one feel secure. The secure don't perform.

    Hence clowns are insecure and not part, but apart, of the infinite.

    For them can there be no atonement?

    As finite; clowns are scarce.

    Sacred clown energy does not align, but disrupts. An insecure and debilitating reason pervades their nature. Our laughter is the resulting Turbulence of this Intersection.

    Some posit that archetypes sit in a close human aspect. That explains one way we may see it.

    But what of Them? What of the other? What of us? How can we apprehend what we do not identify with?

    Yet Here they are; amoung us if not us.

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    Problems cannot be solved by the clowns who created them, only exploited for money and sex.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Saturday, September 02, 2006

    Ahhh To Wake, Perchance To Live . . .

    The Return Of The Black Dog


    How shall we be at last,

    life without memory, future without past?

    By small degrees, by small indiscretions, by small betrayals.

    The agency ringing with myriad and subtle details.

    And quivering with terrible stratagems pursue.

    With embracing limbs of fleshy slumber ensue.

    Limply lay we down to repose in the soporific place.

    Our dreams to fall insensible and we deign to self efface.




    Due to circumstances beyond our control Litotes The Clown is extemporaneously unavailable.
    - Mng



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  • Emotion biased advertising has a powerful pull for women who don't want me to kill puppies.

    - Litotes The Clown

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    Monday, August 14, 2006

    Psycho Meat Puppet Theatre Of The Mind

    Evil Clown Drawings: I Like What You're Thinking, Ink On Paper

    This evil clown act involves hilarious screw-ups and misdirected rescue behaviour.

    The clown is trying to 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' trick the audience or other performers into feeling sorry for them.

    Rules Of Thump:

    1. Don't take responsibility for your so called lif (abbrev. for liff, see: The Meaning of Liff (Paperback) by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd).

    2. Don’t take any action that might lead to a solution, don't DO anything to get yourself out of funny situations. However, you must keep very busy – drama follows action.

    3. Get into difficult if not improvable or paradoxical positions. How doesn't matter, give them the old razzle-dazzle. Not everyone will buy the BS but the gullible and aroused will believe and you can use their emotions against them.

    4. Act helpless until you want something or they are within easy striking distance.

    5. Do I Have to mention Whiney?

    6. Make it obvious that you want and believe that others can make your existential existence better.

    Pantomime Horse:

    1. Sickness, accidents, family deaths, loving/abandoning pets, suicidal behaviour and crying during soup commercials are your stock and trade.

    2. Realistically but subtly exaggerate pain to exact sympathy and get out of helping friends move.

    3. Heartache: She said I looked like her 4th husband.

    Bore Issues:

    1. Anyone who loves me must be too stupid to see how defective I am so I'll screw them up before they discover how worthless I am and leave me.

    2. Harm & Indulgence tissues – better than Kleenex.

    3. Entitlement is the flip side of sexploitation.

    Player Character Background:

    1. I only get taken care of (not loved) when I ma ufcked up or in pain.

    2. When in doubt act infantilized, if you can't spell that act spoiled.

    Conscious Bot: You make me un/happy. Situations I magically fall into are untenable.

    Unconscious Bot: You will rescue me because it's your fault and I'm hapless.

    Doesn't Play Well With Others:

    Let's focus on why Mary is hurting my feelings for no reason.

    Jesus is being such a jerk!

    Other Characters:

    Only potential rescuers need apply.

    Words That Are Not In The Dickionary:

    Assertive & Responsible.

    Queue For Big Scene:

    Must make a decision / take action Or enter pain.

    Common Freelings & Associates:

    Listening, sympathy, suggestion giving, supportive, rescue response, guilt, empathy burnout, frustration leading to resentment, take a hike you brat.

    Treatment:

    I am neither Spanish nor a lawyer nor a Spanish lawyer.

    Scoring:

    Remember, the game here is not to get 'something' out of life or Do anything, the game is played by various forms of complaining and half hearted but ultimately planned/failed attempts at competence.

    1. Points are counted by gaining sympathy and empathy.
    2. Free rides count for triple points.
    3. Repeated conning of the same mark is a 25% total bonus.
    4. Guilt (from others) is good (0.5pt).

    Catch 22:

    Fulfillment of desire leads to regression which destroys source of gratification which leads to rescue which fulfills desire...


  • Evil Clown


  • "What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing."

    Somerset, se7en

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    I'll Eat Anything As Long As It's A Baby

    Man vs. Clown!


    I'll eat anything as long as it's a baby:
    Veal, lamb, puppy.

    As long as it hasn't had a chance to really live.

    Life experience makes the meat tough.

    Innocence makes it sweet and tender.

    - Peter Lynn,
    Things I said, but shouldn't have #12



    Peter Lynn's way of thinking is way off key.

    He should be ashamed of himself.

    He will have a very short-lived and lonely life if he keeps this up.

    He has made such a joke of it all, and Lord help him. One day he will stand in front of God and have to explain his actions.

    He can either change his ways or find himself spending eternity in Hell.

    In another post he reveals his sensitive side with a coworker:

    "Can I talk to the baby?" I ask.

    "Sure," she says.

    I bend close. "Your mommy's worthless," I say.

    - Peter Lynn

    Check out his blog and other ' Things I said, but shouldn't have'

    Man vs. Clown!
    Old blog http://manvsclown.blogspot.com/


    Evil Clown Art: Theosophist Trembles In Ecstasy

    Theosophists have been infected with a suspicion of the overwhelming splendor of the clown cycle in which our humanity forms but ephemeral shadows.

    Mixed media on 100% rag paper

    Evil Clown

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    Around about now in history:

    August 1930 - The debut of the Amos and Andy show on NBC (radio) starring Freeman Gosden and Charles Correll, was it:

    - A ground breaking positive influence
    - Racially offensive stereotyping
    - A once profitable franchise flogged to death

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