Always Be Proud Of Your Ancestry:

Five to Ten Thousand Years of Rape, Pillage, War, Monkeys, Slugs and Clowns























From: Foundational American Sociological Lies:

If I play fair and conform to society, I will win in life
-- which is material success

- Racket Theory: How Humans Behave


Or, to have it another way...


“One way to define culture is “the way a group of sheople prefer to behave.”

The trickster for organizational clowns is to find ways to ensure that the company culture, that is the way their sheople prefer to behave, is supportive of what is needed to successfully deliver the company strategy-” [- You poor; me rich.]

- Tosti (2007:21)

ERIC #: EJ762203
Title: Aligning the Culture and Strategy for Success
Authors: Tosti, Donald T.
Descriptors: Organizational Objectives; Employment Practices; Employer Employee Relationship; Organizational Culture; Organizational Development; Organizational Theories; Diversity (Institutional); Success
Source: Performance Improvement, v46 n1 p21-25 Jan 2007

Evil Clown

There is no justice, just us, you, me and darkness.
- Litotes The Clown

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Loving Iraq Doggie Style With Rhythm Method; Arguing Over Which Surge Or Push To Withdraw After

Evil Clowns Should Have Used A Condom

The rhythm method is named after Hermann & Ogino and involves a lot of calendars, timetables and counting days in order to have or avoid a new birth and / or an accident. It has a very high failure rate.

It is also used as the name of behaviour to peoples who have intimate contact but want to avoid any long term commitments.

Sometimes the rhythm method is confused with premature withdrawal.

The difficulty with the withdrawal method is that in the heat of repeated surges, creative deployments and tactical forays the brain can become fevered with a euphoria that pushes and trusts activity to the edge of a peak, and beyond, in the unreal and temporary belief that control can be maintained indefinitely.

Just before the edge is reached, protestations and reassurances that there is complete control, reach their pitch. Efforts at self deception and general manipulation reach their peak.

Once, you find yourself suddenly and somewhat unexpectedly, in the throws of la petite mort and the situation falls into a chaotic frenzy of abandonment.

Rationality is abandoned as one or both parties (or more) lose reason and abandon their forebrain in a passionate animalistic madness. Fury and ecstasy combine without a sense of consequence.

There may be recrimination, quilt or indifference. In the horrendous sweaty mess of the aftermath, there is smoking in the dark.

This is why a cordon or other form of control is very useful in the intercourse of nations. Even the protective barrier of sanctions and gel (water or silicone not oil) allow consumption of relations between parties, or even group play, without the risks (or significantly reduced risks) of unwanted consequences (let's not use the word 'blowback' - blowback is usually what got us heated up in the foreplay, er... first place).

Two more thoughts:

1. Talk to everyone involved before you start bashing mindlessly away with your stick. Communication and imagination is what makes it safe and enjoyable for everyone.

2. If you can't handle your stick in a responsible and adult manner, if you can't live up to the consequences of your actions, if you aren't prepared to live up to the possibility of long term commitment involved - abstain.

Evil Clown

Concede: That you are misdirected and pummeled with fabrications, and have been, your entire waking life [GIGO].

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