Evil Evil Clown Privacy Policy

You Should Know That Our Privacy Is Very Important To Us

Unfortunately privacy on the web is pretty much an illusion, whatever affable corporations, host governments, rogues, crackers, your ISP, Google, shadowy cabals and secret courts claim.

From time to time, we may or may not, for reasons which are no concern of yours, sell, publicize or otherwise surrender or fabricate information about you.

For more information see our Terms Of Subservience/Service.

For your amusement and paranoia search:

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the end of privacy as we know it

Litotes The Clown

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By their scares, ye shall know them.
- Litotes The Clown


P.S.:

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