Evil Evil Clown Terms Of Service AKA Terms Of Subservience
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All products and services are subject to these and other terms which may be changed at anytime without notice or provocation. All terms are potentially retroactive. The existence of these terms indicates your willing participation and contractual obligation.
You understand and agree that we assume no responsibility for anything and are therefore not liable in any way for anything whether real, true, express, written, oral, transmitted, received or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties, promises, quality or expectations. Our non-liability includes, but is not limited to liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, planned and/or contracted damages, including but not limited to, profit, loss, goodwill, bad will, judgment, claim, use or possibility of such or other damages.
This may or may not include other things.
In fact you understand and agree that you assume responsibility and owe us ‘big time’ just because.
You understand and agree that third parties are not our responsibility.
Use at your own and sole and/or soul risk.
Not a suppository product unless otherwise indicated.
We may suspend, deny, revoke, alter, modify, discontinue and/or terminate anything in whole or in part at anytime, temporarily or permanently without cause.
Despite consideration you agree (to/that/etc):
Provide accurate and current personal information and samples.
Promptly update information about yourself.
You are guilty.
You are a sinner.
You are wrong.
You are not entitled to an opinion.
You are beyond redemption.
You may be exposed to content to which you object.
You are responsible for all content interaction and/or inaction including, but not limited to errors, omissions, misspellings, loss, damage, injury, violations, theft, carnage, violence, viewing, transmitting, participating and/or reporting.
You agree not to use our products or services.
Support free speech.
Register and vote in elections after careful consideration and respect for the private decisions of others.
Volunteer regularly in support of basic human rights and social justice.
This agreement supersedes all other contracts, laws, authorities, agreements, relationships, trademarks, patents, trade secrets, copyright, property rights, especially property rights or any other ‘rights’ and considerations except for The Geneva Convention, The Universal Declaration Of Human Rights and/or The International Court of Justice.
Not bother us.
Not to “scroll” your screen faster than other users.
Intentionally or unintentionally violate any of these or other terms.
Use services or products in any way which we find, deem or will find or deem unacceptable, gross or overly weird.
Any participation in our products, services, name(s), ideas, memories or other tangibles and/or intangibles is our property for, but not limited to, inclusion, publicity, patent, trademark, copyright, dispersion, concentration, agreements, transfers, claims, barters, trade secrets and more, unlimited by geography, for all time, royalty free, fee free or in any way for recognition, consideration or reimbursement.
You agree to indemnify and hold us, our subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, partners, employees, contracted agents, employers, families, friends, neighbours, pets and strangers harmless from any claim, demand, fees, payments, apologies, comments and/or other considerations arising out of anything.
You agree that we may terminate you, in whole or in part, at any time, for any reason or no reason, including, without limitation, for your or our beliefs and/or whims. You agree that this may be done without prior or posthumous notice.
Your jurisdiction(s), real or imagined, historical accident, social or geographic anomaly, social or biological affiliations or identifications, through social proof, precedent or self identification do not concern us.
Buyer or not, you must be aware and bare responsibility.
You may be billed at anytime.
Abandon all hope, you that go in by me.
From time to time, we may or may not, for reasons which are no concern of yours, we will sell or publicize information about you.
Our products and services can never be given, sold, bartered, rented, leased, created, recreated, used to derive or arrive, used as inspiration, used as a warning, used as an example, used in art, used in academia, used in court, used in science, auctioned, transferred, copied, resold, accessed, exploited, thrown away, forgotten or parted from in any way, format or manner currently known, unknown, yet to be conceived or devised in whole or in part without our express profit.
You may not in anyway discuss, distribute, reproduce, mention, memorize confirm or deny or in anyway make reference to or imply the existence or nonexistence of these terms by any designation, direct, indirect, metaphorical or literal.
Please, don't feed the humans.
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Further reading for various terms of irresponsibility (circa 2005-11-15):
Results 1 - 10 of about 20,400 for "terms of service" "we are responsible". (0.26 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 401,000 for "terms of service" "you are responsible". (0.11 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 20,300 for we-are-responsible "terms of service " -"YOU AND NOT WE". (0.25 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 50 for "terms of service" "we are irresponsible". (0.87 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 76,500 for "terms of service" "we don't care". (0.31 seconds)Results 1 - 10 of about 76,500 for "terms of service" "we don't care". (0.31 seconds)
"terms of service" "our lawyers are happy"
0 results
Results 1 - 10 of about 77 for "terms of service" "talk to our lawyers". (0.56 seconds)
Results 1 - 3 of about 62 for "terms of service" "you can kiss my ass and then talk to our lawyers". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 34 for "terms of service" "we do not settle". (1.10 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,210 for "terms of service" "freedom of speach". (0.41 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 211,000 for "terms of service" "freedom of speech". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 990 for "terms of service" "live free or die". (0.43 seconds
Results 1 - 10 of about 124 for "terms of service" "go ahead sue". (0.78 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 60 for "terms of service" "moral not legal". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 40,200 for "terms of service" "screw you". (0.18 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 213 for "terms of service" "screw the little guy". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 101,000 for "terms of service" "your sister". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 335,000 for "terms of service" "your mother". (0.32 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 53 for "terms of service" "your sister and your mother". (0.48 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 975 for "terms of service" "your dirty mind". (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 517 for "terms of service" "you sick freak". (0.73 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "terms of service" "you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hand". (0.34 seconds)
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Litotes The Clown
Failure to appreciate the clown draws you again onto the wheel, sin and the chains of damnation.
- Litotes The Clown
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All products and services are subject to these and other terms which may be changed at anytime without notice or provocation. All terms are potentially retroactive. The existence of these terms indicates your willing participation and contractual obligation.
You understand and agree that we assume no responsibility for anything and are therefore not liable in any way for anything whether real, true, express, written, oral, transmitted, received or implied, including, but not limited to, implied warranties, promises, quality or expectations. Our non-liability includes, but is not limited to liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, planned and/or contracted damages, including but not limited to, profit, loss, goodwill, bad will, judgment, claim, use or possibility of such or other damages.
This may or may not include other things.
In fact you understand and agree that you assume responsibility and owe us ‘big time’ just because.
You understand and agree that third parties are not our responsibility.
Use at your own and sole and/or soul risk.
Not a suppository product unless otherwise indicated.
We may suspend, deny, revoke, alter, modify, discontinue and/or terminate anything in whole or in part at anytime, temporarily or permanently without cause.
Despite consideration you agree (to/that/etc):
Provide accurate and current personal information and samples.
Promptly update information about yourself.
You are guilty.
You are a sinner.
You are wrong.
You are not entitled to an opinion.
You are beyond redemption.
You may be exposed to content to which you object.
You are responsible for all content interaction and/or inaction including, but not limited to errors, omissions, misspellings, loss, damage, injury, violations, theft, carnage, violence, viewing, transmitting, participating and/or reporting.
You agree not to use our products or services.
Support free speech.
Register and vote in elections after careful consideration and respect for the private decisions of others.
Volunteer regularly in support of basic human rights and social justice.
This agreement supersedes all other contracts, laws, authorities, agreements, relationships, trademarks, patents, trade secrets, copyright, property rights, especially property rights or any other ‘rights’ and considerations except for The Geneva Convention, The Universal Declaration Of Human Rights and/or The International Court of Justice.
Not bother us.
Not to “scroll” your screen faster than other users.
Intentionally or unintentionally violate any of these or other terms.
Use services or products in any way which we find, deem or will find or deem unacceptable, gross or overly weird.
Any participation in our products, services, name(s), ideas, memories or other tangibles and/or intangibles is our property for, but not limited to, inclusion, publicity, patent, trademark, copyright, dispersion, concentration, agreements, transfers, claims, barters, trade secrets and more, unlimited by geography, for all time, royalty free, fee free or in any way for recognition, consideration or reimbursement.
You agree to indemnify and hold us, our subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, partners, employees, contracted agents, employers, families, friends, neighbours, pets and strangers harmless from any claim, demand, fees, payments, apologies, comments and/or other considerations arising out of anything.
You agree that we may terminate you, in whole or in part, at any time, for any reason or no reason, including, without limitation, for your or our beliefs and/or whims. You agree that this may be done without prior or posthumous notice.
Your jurisdiction(s), real or imagined, historical accident, social or geographic anomaly, social or biological affiliations or identifications, through social proof, precedent or self identification do not concern us.
Buyer or not, you must be aware and bare responsibility.
You may be billed at anytime.
Abandon all hope, you that go in by me.
From time to time, we may or may not, for reasons which are no concern of yours, we will sell or publicize information about you.
Our products and services can never be given, sold, bartered, rented, leased, created, recreated, used to derive or arrive, used as inspiration, used as a warning, used as an example, used in art, used in academia, used in court, used in science, auctioned, transferred, copied, resold, accessed, exploited, thrown away, forgotten or parted from in any way, format or manner currently known, unknown, yet to be conceived or devised in whole or in part without our express profit.
You may not in anyway discuss, distribute, reproduce, mention, memorize confirm or deny or in anyway make reference to or imply the existence or nonexistence of these terms by any designation, direct, indirect, metaphorical or literal.
Please, don't feed the humans.
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Further reading for various terms of irresponsibility (circa 2005-11-15):
Results 1 - 10 of about 20,400 for "terms of service" "we are responsible". (0.26 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 401,000 for "terms of service" "you are responsible". (0.11 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 20,300 for we-are-responsible "terms of service " -"YOU AND NOT WE". (0.25 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 50 for "terms of service" "we are irresponsible". (0.87 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 76,500 for "terms of service" "we don't care". (0.31 seconds)Results 1 - 10 of about 76,500 for "terms of service" "we don't care". (0.31 seconds)
"terms of service" "our lawyers are happy"
0 results
Results 1 - 10 of about 77 for "terms of service" "talk to our lawyers". (0.56 seconds)
Results 1 - 3 of about 62 for "terms of service" "you can kiss my ass and then talk to our lawyers". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 34 for "terms of service" "we do not settle". (1.10 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 1,210 for "terms of service" "freedom of speach". (0.41 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 211,000 for "terms of service" "freedom of speech". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 990 for "terms of service" "live free or die". (0.43 seconds
Results 1 - 10 of about 124 for "terms of service" "go ahead sue". (0.78 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 60 for "terms of service" "moral not legal". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 40,200 for "terms of service" "screw you". (0.18 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 213 for "terms of service" "screw the little guy". (0.45 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 101,000 for "terms of service" "your sister". (0.31 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 335,000 for "terms of service" "your mother". (0.32 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 53 for "terms of service" "your sister and your mother". (0.48 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 975 for "terms of service" "your dirty mind". (0.16 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 517 for "terms of service" "you sick freak". (0.73 seconds)
Results 1 - 2 of 2 for "terms of service" "you can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hand". (0.34 seconds)
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Failure to appreciate the clown draws you again onto the wheel, sin and the chains of damnation.
- Litotes The Clown
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posted by Litotes The Clown at 9:13 PM
2Comments:
Sheer genius!
wait, what am i talking about?
i have no opinion.
Please, don’t be so hard on yourself. You are obviously some sort of mass/energy being with the ability to type, which means you have great taste.
Thanks for taking the time to paste a line.
Best Wishes,
Litotes The Clown
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