Sunday, November 06, 2005

Harassed Sparky The Clown Loses His Sense Of Humor And Assaults Animal Rights Paparazzi

Fanatical Animal Rights Protester Gets A Shove And Hits Self In Face With Camera To Prove Something

“I feel that provoking a clown by invading his privacy, threatening his livelihood and annoying the young families who are his customers to violence in front of young impressionable children and then filing police complaints against him is what the animal rights movement is all about.”

Protesters were blocking the entrance to turn back crowds, bothering customers, handing out flyers, hanging banners and generally trying to get the public to leave or otherwise boycott the circus admitted they would be happy if the government unilaterally legislate change to outlawed the circus.

Protesters were disappointed that the workers who support their families through the circus didn’t join with their protest but instead occasionally glared at protesters or called them names.

A spokesperson for Manchester Animal Protection said: “The actions of circus staff are disgraceful.”

“We are disappointed that the clown who carried out this unprovoked, cowardly, savage beating has been let off with a caution.”

The paparazzi is said to be healing nicely from a small bruise.

The anti cruelty fanatics insisted the ‘unconscionable terror attack’ will not deter them from protesting.

“We will continue to protest against this and other animal circuses and hope that the Government quickly introduce legislation to end this animal cruelty.”

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    References:

    Animal Protester Clown Incident Ends In Violence
    Anti Cruelty Demonstration Ends In Clown Assault

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    2Comments:

    Blogger Pills the Clown said...

    There's no mention here of how the animals were treated. I mean, were they well fed? Was there profit share?

    Sunday, November 06, 2005 8:26:00 PM  
    Blogger Litotes The Clown said...

    If

    Actors should be treated like cattle

    And

    Cattle [or other nonhuman animals] are in the show

    Then

    You should pay less for the actors

    Monday, November 07, 2005 6:44:00 PM  

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