Evil Clown Returns After Learning The Importance Of Medication

Evil Clown Mug Shot And The Mechanics Of Arrest

I have returned after a prolonged absense. Over the next few days I will be catching up on my todo list and correspondence.

In the mean time Here are a few thoughts on tactics for keeping control of the clown.

Self-Control – your role in physical arrest is to protect your crotch, the police system, the public and to take the evil clown into custody. It is important for you to maintain physical and emotional control in order to ensure safety for yourself, the evil clown and the audience.

Be prepared to:

Control your emotions and physical self – no punching until the van;

Restrain the violator to make them feel completely dominated and controlled; and

The situation – don’t get crazy and lose it by letting stress and impulses to overcome your self-control and balance: no laughing.

Physical balance is the position that allows you the ability to move while maintaining balance, strength, and advantage.

Awareness – watch everything and keep track of the evil clowns’ hands, weapons, other clowns, angry parents, frightened children (Stockholm Syndrome), escape routes, and your epistemic footing.

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stand up, there's a head count…
stand up, we'll put you on your feet again…
- President Gas, Forever Now

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