Evil Clown Den Of Sex And Debauchery Makes List

Jumbo's Clown Room Of Sin And Lust Now More Famous

Playboy's pornographic empire deigns to name 24 hour sin hole as one of 'Best'.

Playboy was founded more than 58 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women, encouraging lonely people to buy more magazines and eventually buy stiff cocktails at his clubs. Until recently the empire was run by an acknowledged daughter who wanted to make even more money off of women.

Anyway, at Jumbo's, burlesque clown 'dancers' grind the bump to encourage lonely people to drink more stiff cocktails.

While, for some inexplicable reason, the neighbourhood crumbles into ruin and despair around them, Jumbo's keeps growing strong and getting better in inverse proportion to the despair, crime and drug use around them.

Opened over 40 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women it is now run by an acknowledged daughter who wants to make even more money off of women.

Evil Clown

Question: Which Evil Clown said it?

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

Alan Dershowitz
F. Lee Bailey
Robert Kardashian
Robert Shapiro

Answer:

Litotes The Clown

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Elle Ronn Clown Presents Plagiarized Material

Psychopolitics, Renamed 'Brainwashing', To Sell More Books

You (that is to say, not me) must labour (that is work, not bear children) until we (read I, or someone I have been duped by, etc.) have dominion (that's like control, but it also covers a bunch of sexual stuff too) over the minds and bodies (never forget the lithe - voluptuous bodies Plural) of every important person (the good looking and others) in your nation (start small think big).


You must achieve such disrepute (not you personally you preppy goof) for the state (not your government) of insanity (you may already be familiar with) and such authority (now we mean government and professionals) over its pronouncement (not how it sounds, but how people are officially labeled) that not one statesman (this is sexist so let's use 'public official') so labeled (identified, not brand identification) could again be given credence (not credit as in money, but credit as in due) by his (there's that sexism again) people (general term used to describe the quaint idea of inclusive society).


You must work (that is labour) until suicide (smoking, using drugs, alcohol consumption, eating at McDonald's, lack of exercise, self inflicted gunshot wounds, etc.) arising (not coming out of or waking up, but really the cause of) from mental (this is ambiguous, but let's include organic brain here for inclusiveness sake) imbalance (just a second here... we currently don't accept suicide as anything but an aberration, despite... never mind that now) is common (though we are very aware of class implications we just mean 'regular, everyday, etc.' here) and calls (that is 'brings about') forth (no, not 4th, into public consciousness) no general (don't make we use 'common' again) investigation or remark (which it doesn't, so, I guess, job well done).

Evil Clown

Western Canon: question, book or gun?

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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Experiencing More Daymares

Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern



After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

Our time is up.

Here come the judge.

Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

Evil Clown

Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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'America' Is America's Porn Name

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?

I can now more effectively segment my life.

Thanks to the drugs and the army training.

For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.

What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.

Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.

It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.

That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.

So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.

Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.

I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.

Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).

Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.

How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.

It's good to be whole.

Evil Clown

Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.

- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown Reads About The Erotic Attractiveness Of Narrative Humor

The Jive Talk Of Rhetorical Theory In The Semantic Spheres Of Dominant Social Paradigms Betray Their Vox Propria Not As Parum Pudicus But As Optimus Decadence As It's Covert Core.



Charm, wit, and style are critical, but dangerous, ingredients in the social repertoire of evil clown elites.

Their use draws special attention, but also exposes one to potential ridicule or rejection for valuing style over substance.

Brian A. Krostenko explores the complexities and ambiguities of charm, wit, and style in evil clown literature and what passes for rhetoric of the late Republic by tracking the origins, development, and use of the terms that described them, which he calls "the language of social performance."

As Krostenko demonstrates, a key feature of this language is its capacity to express both approval and disdain - an artifact of its origins at a time when the "style" and "charm" of explicate cultural practices are greeted with both enthusiasm and hostility.

Evil clowns play on that ambiguity, for example, by chastising beautiful teenage boys as sex crazed degenerates, then arguing that the successful speaker must have a certain sly salacious wit.

Evil clowns, in turn, exploit and invert the political subtexts of language for innovative poetic and erotic idioms [i.e.: to tell the truth and lie at the same time].

Evil Clown

Naked Came The Stranger And My Heart Was Pleasantly Chilled.

- Litotes The Clown

Is it better to have loved and paid, then to never have loved at all?, Evil Clown Mixed Media

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Loving Iraq Doggie Style With Rhythm Method; Arguing Over Which Surge Or Push To Withdraw After

Evil Clowns Should Have Used A Condom

The rhythm method is named after Hermann & Ogino and involves a lot of calendars, timetables and counting days in order to have or avoid a new birth and / or an accident. It has a very high failure rate.

It is also used as the name of behaviour to peoples who have intimate contact but want to avoid any long term commitments.

Sometimes the rhythm method is confused with premature withdrawal.

The difficulty with the withdrawal method is that in the heat of repeated surges, creative deployments and tactical forays the brain can become fevered with a euphoria that pushes and trusts activity to the edge of a peak, and beyond, in the unreal and temporary belief that control can be maintained indefinitely.

Just before the edge is reached, protestations and reassurances that there is complete control, reach their pitch. Efforts at self deception and general manipulation reach their peak.

Once, you find yourself suddenly and somewhat unexpectedly, in the throws of la petite mort and the situation falls into a chaotic frenzy of abandonment.

Rationality is abandoned as one or both parties (or more) lose reason and abandon their forebrain in a passionate animalistic madness. Fury and ecstasy combine without a sense of consequence.

There may be recrimination, quilt or indifference. In the horrendous sweaty mess of the aftermath, there is smoking in the dark.

This is why a cordon or other form of control is very useful in the intercourse of nations. Even the protective barrier of sanctions and gel (water or silicone not oil) allow consumption of relations between parties, or even group play, without the risks (or significantly reduced risks) of unwanted consequences (let's not use the word 'blowback' - blowback is usually what got us heated up in the foreplay, er... first place).

Two more thoughts:

1. Talk to everyone involved before you start bashing mindlessly away with your stick. Communication and imagination is what makes it safe and enjoyable for everyone.

2. If you can't handle your stick in a responsible and adult manner, if you can't live up to the consequences of your actions, if you aren't prepared to live up to the possibility of long term commitment involved - abstain.

Evil Clown

Concede: That you are misdirected and pummeled with fabrications, and have been, your entire waking life [GIGO].

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