'America' Is America's Porn Name

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?

I can now more effectively segment my life.

Thanks to the drugs and the army training.

For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.

What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.

Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.

It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.

That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.

So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.

Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.

I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.

Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).

Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.

How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.

It's good to be whole.

Evil Clown

Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.

- Litotes The Clown

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Age: 32; Vancouver, BC
Active during the last 24 hours

First Name: Litotes

Gender: Clown (male) seeking nubile circus act / side show diva

Marital Status: So very very lonely. I have sooo much love to give.

Body Type: Surprisingly Strong

Height: 5' 9"

Eyes: Unblinking hazel with flecks of gold

Hair: Yellow

Ethnicity: is all in the face paint

Sense of Humor: Extreme, Clever, Slap My Stick, Quick Witted

Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly

TV Watching: Infomercials, News, Serial Murderer Documentaries, Horror / comedy

Smoking: Doesn't smoke unless on fire

Drinking: Drinks socially

Living Situation: I live with midgets, contortionists and exotic animals

Have Kids: Not my own

Want (more) kids: I'll tell you later

Education: Graduate

Employment Status: Full-time, it’s a vocation – not a job

Occupation: Entertainment

Income: You’d be surprised

Religion: Loki, Kali, Oberon, Saint Fermin, Amaguq, Kaulu, Iktomi and others as needs arise

Attend Services: the whole world is my cathedral

Political Views: Conservative

Astrology: Libra

Languages: Esperanto, Marketing, Art Criticism

Interests: Arts, Fine Dining, Outdoor Activities, Dank Places, Photography, Closets, Sporting Chances, Guerrilla Theater, Travel, Cooking, Game Theory, Francis Bacon (painter), Attila Richard Lukacs, Robert Longo, Lucian Freud, Fire

In my own words

I love to laugh and meet new people and I am looking for love.

Are you looking for someone to have FUN with? Are you confident, affectionate and not easily repelled?

I am an indoors / outdoors type but loath pointless physical activity. I do however love the deep end of the pool; can you swim?

I am a hapless romantic at heart and I can give until it hurts.

Why not find out what life has to offer?

Serious replies only.

Let's play!

Evil Clown

If you think I'm funny now, wait 'till we have sex.

- Litotes The Clown

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