Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Idiot, Fool, Emperor, Clown

Tiberius Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus the Clown

Republic Freedom vs. Despotic Tyranny is often touted as the major theme of the book by Robert Graves and subsequent BBC miniseries I, Clavdivs [I, Claudius] (both are highly rated and enjoyable entertainments).

Is that really so true I wonder? Is it not more likely that the major preoccupation of the work is the Fool on the Wheel of Fortune?

Claudius sums up his life to himself:

I love liberty: I detest tyranny.
I have always been a patriotic Roman.
The Roman genius is Republican.

I am now, paradoxically, an Emperor.

He goes on at length to list all the other paradoxes and follies of his beliefs vs. his ultimate circumstance. There are too many to list.

The farcical beliefs of others is also too lengthy to list, but, just for a taste: several characters believe they are Gods and one believes himself to be Jesus Christ.

Confused at how things have come to this turn, Claudius gets the gist out of a dying 'friend'.

Claudius asks: 'Vitellius, in a better age you would have been one of the most virtuous men alive: how was it, then, that your upright nature acquired a sort of permanent stoop from playing the courtier?'

[Vitellius] said: 'It was inevitable under a monarchy, however benevolent the monarch. The old virtues disappear. Independence and frankness are at a discount. Complacent anticipation of the monarch's wishes is then the greatest of all virtues. One must either be a good monarch like yourself, or a good courtier like myself - either an Emperor or an idiot.'

[Claudius] said: 'You mean that people who continue virtuous in an old fashioned way must inevitably suffer in times like these?'

[Vitellius said:] 'Phaemon's dog was right.' Vitellius lapsed into a coma and died.

Context and discussion here: Phaemon's dog was right
Reference here: Phaemon's dog was right


The tone is more tragic than comic, which, maybe, why, the ride of Fortune's Fool is overlooked. And tragic it is because of the nature of the monarchy (despotic power) is destined to corrupt everything and everyone around him. Ultimately he bows to inevitability, abandons (publicly) his ideals and pushes the bloody wheel forward with a few helpful prods.

Written it the early 1930's Europe between the wars and the rise of fascism; do you wonder what Graves was thinking about?

Claudius' epiphany is that despite it all he is just a Fool with a Sceptre.

Struck again with inevitable betrayal and tragedy and wracked with painful emotions he mentally equates himself with, and emotionally identifies with the 'other'. He is at the height of his power and what thought crosses his mind?:

'At the first Games I ever saw... I saw a Spanish sword-fighter have his shield-arm lopped off at the shoulder. He was close to me and I saw his face clearly. Such a stupid look when he saw what had happened. And the whole amphitheatre roared with laughter at him. I thought is was funny too, God forgive me.'

- Claudius the God


And God forgive us all.

Apparently this phenomena of a book is the work that Graves least liked himself, but it is the one that he is remembered for.

  • Evil Clown


  • Evil Clown resource:

    Medieval European Jesters and Fools (See picture above).

    Sed quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
    Who watches the watchmen?
    - Juvenal


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    Thursday, July 27, 2006

    Photo Only Clown Seeks Love In Personals

    Lowered Expectations
    Must Love Clowns, No Dogs




    Age: 32; Vancouver, BC
    Active during the last 24 hours

    First Name: Litotes

    Gender: Clown (male) seeking nubile circus act / side show diva

    Marital Status: So very very lonely. I have sooo much love to give.

    Body Type: Surprisingly Strong

    Height: 5' 9"

    Eyes: Unblinking hazel with flecks of gold

    Hair: Yellow

    Ethnicity: is all in the face paint

    Sense of Humor: Extreme, Clever, Slap My Stick, Quick Witted

    Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly

    TV Watching: Infomercials, News, Serial Murderer Documentaries, Horror / comedy

    Smoking: Doesn't smoke unless on fire

    Drinking: Drinks socially

    Living Situation: I live with midgets, contortionists and exotic animals

    Have Kids: Not my own

    Want (more) kids: I'll tell you later

    Education: Graduate

    Employment Status: Full-time, it’s a vocation – not a job

    Occupation: Entertainment

    Income: You’d be surprised

    Religion: Loki, Kali, Oberon, Saint Fermin, Amaguq, Kaulu, Iktomi and others as needs arise

    Attend Services: the whole world is my cathedral

    Political Views: Conservative

    Astrology: Libra

    Languages: Esperanto, Marketing, Art Criticism

    Interests: Arts, Fine Dining, Outdoor Activities, Dank Places, Photography, Closets, Sporting Chances, Guerrilla Theater, Travel, Cooking, Game Theory, Francis Bacon (painter), Attila Richard Lukacs, Robert Longo, Lucian Freud, Fire

    In my own words

    I love to laugh and meet new people and I am looking for love.

    Are you looking for someone to have FUN with? Are you confident, affectionate and not easily repelled?

    I am an indoors / outdoors type but loath pointless physical activity. I do however love the deep end of the pool; can you swim?

    I am a hapless romantic at heart and I can give until it hurts.

    Why not find out what life has to offer?

    Serious replies only.

    Let's play!

  • Evil Clown


  • If you think I'm funny now, wait 'till we have sex.

    - Litotes The Clown

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