Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 211 - 220

"Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage



Justify My Love:

211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for

212. I'm a Fool for Love

213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them

214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will...

215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world

216. History depletes itself

217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment

218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you

219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me

220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end

Evil Clown

"He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head."
- G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles

Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media

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The Mock Is Ticking

He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies.


Books are dead things
With a potency of life in them
As active as those bastard progeny
Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are

Nay they do preserve as in a vile
That purest efficacy and extraction
Of that frightful living intellect that bred them

For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book..

The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature
Nothing but God's image
But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself
Kills God, as it were, in the eye

Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue
Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out
And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally”
Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat

- With Apologetics to Mr John Milton

Evil Clown

Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper.

Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'.
- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown Being and Nothingness

Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210

Reasons:

201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern

202. No place is safe, only safer

203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up

204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil

205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value

206. You're all in this together

207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat

208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh

209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff

210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages)



The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
- Bertrand Russell

Evil Clown

I doubt certainty.
- Litotes The Clown

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Kolobathristes The Evil Clown; Fear Transmuted

Oh fcuk, what is that clown is doing?

Coulrophobia senses the shadowy outré world of the clown. The baleful and eerie procession of thoughts and images that flicker beneath the veneer.

Watching a clown is like watching a child tear apart a puppy. Only, you know, with an adult body, grotesque grease paint, tittering and without boundaries.

They invade our boundaries because these evil clowns don't sense them, don't know them, don't have them... 'Taboo' is an inconceivable word from a cryptic alien language.

And that smile, the same smile that a little child exhibits frying ants and pulling apart insects.

Is it only a coincidence that we associate evil clowns with the supernatural or at least incomprehensibly monstrous?

When a clown approaches you, does the hair rise on the back of your neck? Your spine shiver? Your arms dimple?

Maybe coulrophobia should not be defined as an irrational fear of clowns.

Maybe coulrophobia should not even be redefined as a rational fear of evil clowns.

Maybe coulrophobia isn't a fear at all, but a true and protective psychic ability that others are too obtuse to sense and too quick to write off as the defect of a disturbed mind.

But really, you know. And the clown knows you know.

Evil Clown

Image:

Evil Clown Coulrophobia, Ink on Paper, Portrait

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The Smell Of An Evil Clown; Fear And Loafers

Are you easily embarrassed? Do you you fear the attention of an audience? Do people laugh with you; or at you?

Have you noticed that if an evil clown senses your fear they will glom onto you and rope you into their act in front of God and everyone?

So you pretend not to be afraid, you try not to let them smell your fear, or worse, you act like you hate clowns intensely.

Now that may put off an amateur, someone who simply slips on a nose to pull a one-off office prank.

But to a real clown you have just marked yourself out as a challenge, and the best kind of mark:

• They can smell your fear.
• Even if you win you lose.

You're going to get some uncomfortable attention. You don't like attention do you?

You really won't like the kind of attention you are about to get.

And the clown, the clown wants attention, all kinds of attention, just look at the way their dressed. Look at how they act. Why would anyone want, or need, that kind of attention?

Any half-bred clown is going to make you look like spunk smeared on an underwear ad in front of the everyone no matter what you do.

They've either thought it through before hand, gone over it, or been through it many times already.

They know all the moves you could make and they've got an arsenal of counter moves fully primed.

They know the angles. They see you coming. They've trained like commandos.

Maybe they'll let you take the first shot. Perchance they'll just jump on you at the first sign of resistance, hesitation or fear.

But pros usually work over amateurs with a handicap to keep things interesting.

Who's in control here? Some clowns love power. But is it more powerful to pretend to give power away?

Even if it blows up in their face and they look like a fool in the end, guess what? They win, they are a fool, they got attention. And you, you look like a mean sob without a sense of humor and you just got a lot of attention you didn't want.

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What makes it so dammed funny?

According to James Beattie (1776):

Laughter arises from the view of two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in complex object or assemblage, or as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them.

E.g.:

Season's Greetings:

I wanted to send your family a Christmas Card of a monkey making love to a shaved beaver, but I have to have it copyrighted first. So, instead (now that the photo shoot is over), I am sending you a real monkey, a beaver, half a bottle of Viagra and 6 tabs of ecstasy.

Merry XXX-Mas,

Litotes The Clown

An evil clown is as empty and as full as a bible full of blank pages.

• Evil Clown

Evil Clown drawing:
Evil clown smells your fear and likes to point you out for special attention.

Ink on paper.

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I Hate Clowns, No I Really Do

Do you have messed emotions about clowns?

Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?

Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?

Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...

Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?

Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?

Have you ever seem a child dressed as a clown and thought you were seeing the future?

Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?

Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?

Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?

Do you suspect drug usage?

Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?

Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?

After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?

What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!

To Do:

Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).

Evil Clown

God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...
- The Invitation (2003)

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Quelques Raisons D'etre Un Clown Mauvais

Or Some Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:

31. Path of least resistance

32. Recurring 12 men in tiny car fantasy

33. Saruman convinced that the Halfing weed is bad

34. Morally ambiguous novel endings finally got to me

35. Resistant to treatment

36. Done lying for a living

37. Hypocrisy finally lost sacrilicious taste

38. Clowns in front office imposed dress code

39. Different is bad 'Duff'erent is good - can't get enough of that wonderful Duff

40. Feet not only Big Thing I got

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I leak out of definitions.
- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown In Santa's Hat

Business Meeting Drawing (taking notes is a useless waste of time when they say one thing but ph1uck the customer), Ink On Paper

Accurately identifying and sizing your market is one of the most difficult exercises that an evil clown will undertake.

Factors to fake include your socio-economic condition, your sector growth, your market penetration, volume/size/length/thickness, your assets and price.

Markets should always be defined using both "top-heavy amplitude" and "bottoms-up realism."

Don't overstate the size of your market even if you have special cream or perform in the dark.

Always have an Exit Strategy

Plan and memorize a couple of credible exit alternatives with supporting evidence:

• scan the neighbourhood
• review blueprints or building plans
• note if fire exits are alarmed
• test the response time of the morality squad
• take special note of windows
• do not underestimate the distance to the ground

I'm all about empathy and baseball bats
- Litotes The Clown

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Debilitating Reason Pervades Evil Clown Nature

Evil Clown Energy Does Not Align

Evil Clown Drawing: Clown In Cog Neat Oh, mixed media on paper

Is every clown is part of the same Infinite Self?

If so, then as such, every clown must have hidden strengths.

But having strengths makes one feel secure. The secure don't perform.

Hence clowns are insecure and not part, but apart, of the infinite.

For them can there be no atonement?

As finite; clowns are scarce.

Sacred clown energy does not align, but disrupts. An insecure and debilitating reason pervades their nature. Our laughter is the resulting Turbulence of this Intersection.

Some posit that archetypes sit in a close human aspect. That explains one way we may see it.

But what of Them? What of the other? What of us? How can we apprehend what we do not identify with?

Yet Here they are; amoung us if not us.

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Problems cannot be solved by the clowns who created them, only exploited for money and sex.
- Litotes The Clown

Evil Clown Gallery Coming Soon.

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Boulevard Of Broken Clowns

Do I Walk Alone

Evil Clown Art, Title: chorus: thinking about drinking; drinking about thinking... Media: paper on ink

Common Mistake 1: Drinking to “catch up” if arriving late to a party Or I'm happy that others are now too inebriated to pay attention to their booze in the fridge.

Common Mistake 2: Having sex under the influence Or waking up every morning screaming “It's not mine!”

Common Mistake 3: Driving after drinking Or during drinking, so you can get to the liquor store, so you can buy more.

Common Mistake 4: Women thinking they can drink as much as men Or panty pealer.

Common Mistake 5: Drinking to feel better Or 15 to 20 minutes of euphoria you can only vaguely recall.

Common Mistake 6: Thinking that others at university are drinking excessively Or frig, I was worried that I had a problem, but look at that guy! Go! Go! Go! GOOOO!.

Common Mistake 7: Leaving drinks unattended Or some frigger may take your drink Or woe to they that leave their drink unattended – I'll teach them a lesson.

Common Mistake 8: Taking Tylenol (Acetaminophen) to help with a hangover Or absolutely anything I can get my hands on OR nothing, I deserve to suffer.

Common Mistake 9: Thinking food will sober you up quickly Or hurting myself until I can feel something again.

http://www.mcmaster.ca/health/hwc/Newsletters/nov04/thinking_about_drinking.htm

Litotes The Clown

...and tired of thinking about drinking
for thinking of drinking while thinking
about drinking and thinking about drinking
It's a man-sized inside...

The Tragically Hip, Eldorado www.thehip.com

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How to Make It Big In Spite of Your Hang-ups

Vigorous Repetition Of Basic Techniques May Lead To Mastery Or Slavery

Evil Clowns' Fine Art Painting titled: Sometimes I Let The Paint Take Control, Acrylic On Canvas

Envisage for an unspecified interval of time that it is 5 annum from now; ideally this would take you less then 5 annum.

Are you still getting the same amount you are now? Or maybe just a little more? Are you discontented, flummoxed and deeply ungratified?

“Hold on a hog tied minute” you are saying to yourself “this is not the encouraging pillow talk and the semi-lucid, if somewhat suggestive prose, I have come to expect from this fine information focused, noncommercial, content driven, informational, edifying, educative, elucidative, enlightening, explanatory, instructive, authoritative, informed Evil Clowns Internet website.”

Just hang on to the edge of the bed for a minute and trust me, this is coming somewhere.

Most folks take action long after it is too late.

They squirm in the steely clutches of their own indecisions and animal responses. They undulate rhythmically under the inevitable convergence of everything that rises. They utter pleas and groans like pleasant incantations against eternity. Relax.

Do not delude yourself that this self same scenario could not happen to you, is not happening to you right now. From a certain point of view (POV) we are all in the middle of slow motion actions and accidents that we can’t yet see or feel, but are about to come.

When you can see it coming, all of life is prolonged foreplay for what may later seem to be an unmitigated frenzy of thrashing action pounding against the walls of our comfort zone. At least let's hope so.

So, is repeated repetition the silk road to mastery or the hobgoblin of little minds or, somehow, both?

Evil Clown

I wish I could think of anything funny to say.

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International Violence Some Sort Of Unresolved Freudian Thing

Shopping slash to do or is it ta da?

Marshal for war

Troops of horsemen

Columned soldiers

Fleets of ships

The foulest splendor the harsh earth can belch up

Rewrite Sappho the clown


In Death evil clowns are left to lie
And no one will remember them

At all

In all the days yet to come
They have had no share of wine or roses
From this world their ghosts expelled
Roam amoung the broken and strengthless dead
In Hell they will be ignored

Evil Clown

If you can't think of anything funny to say - show you're nuts.

- Litotes The Clown

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Traumatized Evil Clown Paints Picture Of Hapless Business Bunnie

Add Fear And Mix, Bake Under Fluorescent Lights For 5 Years And Anxiety Headache Is Produced -
Acrylic On Paper

The darkened workspace had the color of a failed burnt sienna. Sparsely light by directionally directed fluorescent tubes that spilled and bled faint light anyway.

The Peoples' Popular Music played over and over and over again in the background as the bunnie stared unblinking into the arching of the flickering lamp.

It was slowly, ever so slowly, making him blind, he knew.

He couldn't look away.

Evil Clown

TODAY’S WORD:

CENTOPHOBIA

Noun, fear of new things or new ideas.

TODAY’S THOUGHT:

Age and treachery always triumph over youth and talent.

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Evil Clown Sketch

Evil Clown Drawing, Ink On Paper

Inconsequential metaphysics
When we really get down to it,
it's all a matter of slap stick.

Pondering that, or pondering this.
Wasting time,
peering through mist.

Flow on the wind, not the stars.
use your time
in the backs of cars.

Do not think, to gaze on out,
beyond your scope.
To think is to doubt.

Frolic in fields,
run and play.
What else is there anyway?

Evil Clown

Killing you Killing me Killing time
- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown With Riot Painting

To the Young Evil Clowns of the Word A Manifesto Of Old Fashioned Evil Clowns From Future Past

We hear the howling hounds of chaos keening in our inner ears.

This is not some political or religious clique, it is not even an economic mutual aid society. It is not a security pact.

It is a savage unrestrained revolt beyond the petty defiance of movie critics and squeamish and uncomfortable numbness of nihilist managers.

Everywhere a firmament is fermenting within the rotting husk of the apes of our former idealists. The chrysalis, the pupa, before the fearful metamorphosis of our own evil clowns.

We understand well the hidden and vicious underpinning of systems. We were trained and bred for them, we invented them, we brought them to there terrible logical conclusion. We will not crawl like insects or homeless families amongst the cracks of business, church and state.

We are embedded within the dominion. We embrace the mechanism and will game the system.

Evil Clown

When man tries to imagine Paradise on earth, the immediate result is a very respectable Hell.

- Paul Claudel (1868-1955)

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Photo Only Clown Seeks Love In Personals

Lowered Expectations
Must Love Clowns, No Dogs



Age: 32; Vancouver, BC
Active during the last 24 hours

First Name: Litotes

Gender: Clown (male) seeking nubile circus act / side show diva

Marital Status: So very very lonely. I have sooo much love to give.

Body Type: Surprisingly Strong

Height: 5' 9"

Eyes: Unblinking hazel with flecks of gold

Hair: Yellow

Ethnicity: is all in the face paint

Sense of Humor: Extreme, Clever, Slap My Stick, Quick Witted

Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly

TV Watching: Infomercials, News, Serial Murderer Documentaries, Horror / comedy

Smoking: Doesn't smoke unless on fire

Drinking: Drinks socially

Living Situation: I live with midgets, contortionists and exotic animals

Have Kids: Not my own

Want (more) kids: I'll tell you later

Education: Graduate

Employment Status: Full-time, it’s a vocation – not a job

Occupation: Entertainment

Income: You’d be surprised

Religion: Loki, Kali, Oberon, Saint Fermin, Amaguq, Kaulu, Iktomi and others as needs arise

Attend Services: the whole world is my cathedral

Political Views: Conservative

Astrology: Libra

Languages: Esperanto, Marketing, Art Criticism

Interests: Arts, Fine Dining, Outdoor Activities, Dank Places, Photography, Closets, Sporting Chances, Guerrilla Theater, Travel, Cooking, Game Theory, Francis Bacon (painter), Attila Richard Lukacs, Robert Longo, Lucian Freud, Fire

In my own words

I love to laugh and meet new people and I am looking for love.

Are you looking for someone to have FUN with? Are you confident, affectionate and not easily repelled?

I am an indoors / outdoors type but loath pointless physical activity. I do however love the deep end of the pool; can you swim?

I am a hapless romantic at heart and I can give until it hurts.

Why not find out what life has to offer?

Serious replies only.

Let's play!

Evil Clown

If you think I'm funny now, wait 'till we have sex.

- Litotes The Clown

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