Friday, January 04, 2008

Kolobathristes The Evil Clown; Fear Transmuted

Oh fcuk, what is that clown is doing?

Coulrophobia senses the shadowy outré world of the clown. The baleful and eerie procession of thoughts and images that flicker beneath the veneer.

Watching a clown is like watching a child tear apart a puppy. Only, you know, with an adult body, grotesque grease paint, tittering and without boundaries.

They invade our boundaries because these evil clowns don't sense them, don't know them, don't have them... 'Taboo' is an inconceivable word from a cryptic alien language.

And that smile, the same smile that a little child exhibits frying ants and pulling apart insects.

Is it only a coincidence that we associate evil clowns with the supernatural or at least incomprehensibly monstrous?

When a clown approaches you, does the hair rise on the back of your neck? Your spine shiver? Your arms dimple?

Maybe coulrophobia should not be defined as an irrational fear of clowns.

Maybe coulrophobia should not even be redefined as a rational fear of evil clowns.

Maybe coulrophobia isn't a fear at all, but a true and protective psychic ability that others are too obtuse to sense and too quick to write off as the defect of a disturbed mind.

But really, you know. And the clown knows you know.

  • Evil Clown


  • Image:

    Evil Clown Coulrophobia, Ink on Paper, Portrait

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    2Comments:

    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Why, oh why do you keep doing this? Are we supposed to know the difference? Are you an evil clown or the opposite?

    Concerned

    Tuesday, January 15, 2008 1:23:00 PM  
    Anonymous Anonymous said...

    I am curious... about how would it be if an evil evil clown also had coulrophobia.

    Wednesday, August 27, 2008 1:10:00 PM  

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