To Effectively Compete An Evil Clown Needs More Than Scary Face

There Are 3 Methods To Differentiate Yourself From Other Evil Or Scary Clowns

1.Cost leadership

Let's face it, magicians are great and kids clowns with clean records can almost be trusted, but do you have any what idea what they will charge for a party?

Just show up as someone's brother-in-law and hustle the bar until you are ready to preform.

2.Differentiation

What makes YOU stand out from other evil clowns?

OHhh, scary leer/face paint/baseball bat [sigh].

Try to spend more than five minutes thinking [Thinking] about it, the first five things you have thought up have been covered by evil clowns who have come before you, e.g.:

Off colored jokes
Filthy language
Offensive humor
Drunken behavior
Intimidation tactics

diu le lo moe if you expect more than a yawn for this shi

Think about your Unique Sales Proposition

3. Locus, Locus, Locus

Concentrate on one Tight Orifice – work it vigorously, meet the needs of your target better than the competition can even dream of doing to cultivate customer loyalty. Then dump them and move on.

Dreams Are The Disease

Evil Clown

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