Monday, December 10, 2007

Gründe, ein schlechter Clown, 151 - 160 zu sein?

If a butterfly flaps it's wings in Etobicoke the Japanese will turn to Disco.


The great strength of Evil Clowns lies in their open concealment; let them never appear in any place by their own True name, but always concealed by another name, a silly name, a pithy name, a Screen Actors Guild (British Actors' Equity Association) name, their Clown Name and the accoutrement of their debauched and farcical occupation.

None is fitter for the exercise of the actual wickedness necessary for the transmutation of public morality and ethics into the exigencies of power and control than the lowest degrees of Jesters, harlequins and farceurs.

The public craves their excesses as voyeurs, expects little intelligible or sensible from them, and therefore takes little notice of their nefarious purposes and activities (or those from whom they distract attention from), while wallowing in the salacious improprieties their of their shenanigans.

Why else are episodes, accounts, tales and exploits of sordid forbidden libidinal energy moralized again and again in scintillating and visceral detail?

Robinson, J., "Proofs of a Conspiracy", 1798, Western Islands (reprint)

Reasons, a bad clown, 151 - to be 160

151. Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light

152. Illegitimi Non Carborundum is Latin for abandon all hope you that go in by me

153. The idealistic romance of a grand purpose

154. I'm good with numbers but don't have the personality to be a mathematical logician

155. Crushed in public by peer-review

156. Coworkers secretly call lay-offs and firings 'emancipation'

157. America's obese children need to be scared straight

158. Prefer God over girls or boys or both

159. Dropped acid before every ABC After School Special

160. Can no longer tolerate pop culture

Evil Clowns:

A - A group of people with no self respect
B - A government with money to burn
C - Belief that we were greeted as liberators

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