Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 231 - 240

Oh! Downloads! Ha. I thought you said 'Clown Loads'!

This evil clown picture is entitled 'Joker in the inferno/horned clown/evil clown sun glasses'

231. Asserting something doesn't make it true - only asserting it over and over again can do that

232. She wants to breed

233. No man so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, and therefore am a clown

234. Hello Kitty brass knuckles a real hit with the kids

235. Eurydice, in her daze did not recognize me

236. I refuse to curry favour with the Lords of Darkness

237. Abrasive irony and nihilism at its best

238. Pity stops and stares, compassion stoops and cares, I ridicule and scare

239. The hive chooses

240. Addiction and mental disorders run in families; and sometimes down the gutters and through the alleys naked from the waste down

Evil Clown

My background is in Physical Literature. I've read some really big books.

- Litotes The Clown

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I'm Perfectly Sane = Imperfectly Sane

Stop Clowning Around; Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 221 - 230





221. Quit while you're getting head

222. Your mother is a whore. My pimp told me so

223. More Homeomorphism

224. Malice is to love as wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small and kindles the great

225. American Idol is the Devil's workshop

226. Silly kids – trixs are for whores

227. Even from the box of my emotional compartimentalization I want to beat my fists to bloody stumps half way down my forearms... and laugh, laugh, laugh

228. Don't get your panties in a twist sugar britches, just get me another beer

229. Every cloud has a silver binding

230. Jesus slept

Evil Clown

Life is a dog and peony show.
- Litotes The Clown


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Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 211 - 220

"Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage



Justify My Love:

211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for

212. I'm a Fool for Love

213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them

214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will...

215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world

216. History depletes itself

217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment

218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you

219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me

220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end

Evil Clown

"He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head."
- G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles

Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media

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Evil Clown Being and Nothingness

Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210

Reasons:

201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern

202. No place is safe, only safer

203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up

204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil

205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value

206. You're all in this together

207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat

208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh

209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff

210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages)



The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
- Bertrand Russell

Evil Clown

I doubt certainty.
- Litotes The Clown

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Reasons (Who Needs Reasons?) To Be An Evil Clown, 191 - 200

Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?

191. Meaningless as all purpose

192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out

193. I see my job as consoling you

194. You're always letting us humans down

195. My job does me

196. Drunkards paradise

197. Her eyes, glazed with lust

198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation

199. Moral panic

200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die



Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.

Evil Clown

Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper

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Razones de ser un Clown Malvado

Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss.

- Milton, j. , Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)

The grotesque is modern culture, or the vacuum that [it] has replaced with wrestling, sex and horror.

Thankfully there are few real studies of the phenomena that have any real grit or practical use.

This failure is your ally. A blind spot alley down which to appear and disappear.

Masturbatory theories of the neoclassic foundations of repulsion or aesthetic philosophies of revulsion or Existential nausea are based didactically and dialectically upon the the ideation of beauty and rationality, or sometimes, extrinsic hostility.

So what?

Subservience to the subversive nature of post modern endocrinology is practical and more opaque than then the self serving grief of deconstuctivism.

It is to laugh.

In the cracks of the veneer you are free. Once free; there is no veneer, only uncertainty and practical methods remain.

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 181 - 190

181. Evil pays, well

182. Spectacular death – no mundane accidents

183. Revenge no longer an empty or idle wish

184. Evil is always more delicious

185. Credit card debt nightmare

186. Penguin Lust

187. The customer is more or less a sucker, always

188. I can't handle the Truth

189. I tell myself I can't stop

190. Doubting is treason, treason is delicious


Die Clown Die - In German It Means 'The Clown The'
How Could Anyone Who Speaks German Be Bad?

Simpson's logic, Episode: 9F22 Cape Feare

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Why I Am An Evil Clown And You Could Be Too, 171- 180

Bad Apples Theory Exposed As So Much Compost

Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.

Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood

171. Soulful self mutilation

172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus

173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward

174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave

175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u

176. Smells like desperation

177. Intolerance is my anti-drug

178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig

179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times

180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand

The very definition of a great punchline:

...the evaluation of the quality of jokes is a realistic goal for the linguistic analysis of humor, albeit a distant one that will require extensive research (Attardo 1994: 215).

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Schadenfreude Clown Gründe für Vergnügen, 161 - 170, mmm!

Reasons to be an Evil Clown - Ripped from todays shocking headlines!

161. Scary Clowns cheat to win, Evil Clowns win to cheat

162. I prefer to see existence in terms other than those of rigid philosophical dichotomies, or not

163. Backbreaking personal sacrifice for external validation by authority figures needs to be mocked

164. If you think I'm funny now, just wait 'til we have sex

165. I believe EVERYTHINK happens for a reason

166. Cleanliness is next to managerliness

167. I'm not an evil clown, I just like to wear the shoes on weekends

168. Deeply played games

169. We are not what was intended

170. Don't worry babe, I'm angry enough for the both of us

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Gründe, ein schlechter Clown, 151 - 160 zu sein?

If a butterfly flaps it's wings in Etobicoke the Japanese will turn to Disco.

The great strength of Evil Clowns lies in their open concealment; let them never appear in any place by their own True name, but always concealed by another name, a silly name, a pithy name, a Screen Actors Guild (British Actors' Equity Association) name, their Clown Name and the accoutrement of their debauched and farcical occupation.

None is fitter for the exercise of the actual wickedness necessary for the transmutation of public morality and ethics into the exigencies of power and control than the lowest degrees of Jesters, harlequins and farceurs.

The public craves their excesses as voyeurs, expects little intelligible or sensible from them, and therefore takes little notice of their nefarious purposes and activities (or those from whom they distract attention from), while wallowing in the salacious improprieties their of their shenanigans.

Why else are episodes, accounts, tales and exploits of sordid forbidden libidinal energy moralized again and again in scintillating and visceral detail?

Robinson, J., "Proofs of a Conspiracy", 1798, Western Islands (reprint)

Reasons, a bad clown, 151 - to be 160

151. Long is the way, and hard, that out of hell leads up to light

152. Illegitimi Non Carborundum is Latin for abandon all hope you that go in by me

153. The idealistic romance of a grand purpose

154. I'm good with numbers but don't have the personality to be a mathematical logician

155. Crushed in public by peer-review

156. Coworkers secretly call lay-offs and firings 'emancipation'

157. America's obese children need to be scared straight

158. Prefer God over girls or boys or both

159. Dropped acid before every ABC After School Special

160. Can no longer tolerate pop culture

Evil Clowns:

A - A group of people with no self respect
B - A government with money to burn
C - Belief that we were greeted as liberators

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Clown Mauvais, Raisons D'être Des 141 - 150

I'm all about empathy and baseball bats

141. Trust yourself; distrust the world

142. Chemical imbalance in the brain

143. Irregular brain develpment; what the fen do neuropsycholigist know

144. This too is an exit

145. Your horror amuses me

146. I can only park in front of my house 15 days a month?

147. Must occupy myself inbetween dreams of deathless sleep

148. An evil clown illuminates the thought and mind of the audience by contrasting the power of vision

149. Evil Clowns and Ministers of Grace defend us from Ourselves

150. My religious aunt always said: Make yourself familiar with Evil Clowns, and behold them frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you – she was a sick twisted old woman

Great literature is replete with pithy statements.

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Clown Mauvais, Raisons D'être Des 141 - 150

I'm all about empathy and baseball bats


141. Trust yourself; distrust the world

142. Chemical imbalance in the brain

143. Irregular brain develpment; what the fen do neuropsycholigist know

144. This too is an exit

145. Your horror amuses me

146. I can only park in front of my house 15 days a month?

147. Must occupy myself inbetween dreams of deathless sleep

148. An evil clown illuminates the thought and mind of the audience by contrasting the power of vision

149. Evil Clowns and Ministers of Grace defend us from Ourselves

150. My religious aunt always said: Make yourself familiar with Evil Clowns, and behold them frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you – she was a sick twisted old woman

Great literature is replete with pithy statements.

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"evil clown" reasons for living 121 - 130

What's the speed of dark?

121. Arrogant presumption

122. A hard man to please = To please a hard man

123. Want to die; haven't got the guts

124. Wasn't born with enough middle fingers

125. Body-count is easier to calculate than benevolent social development

126. Not afraid to burn in heck

127. I should like to see the last king strangled with the guts of the last priest by evil clown

128. Joan of Arc heard voices too

129. Finite players play within the rules; evil clowns play with the rules

130. What sometimes seem to us to be evil clowns are just angels trying to set us free; grab your ankles

Hello, Washington, focus. It`s never been about Iraq. It`s about Iran.
- Glenn Beck, February 5, 2007 - Double-thinking aloud about the subtler points of why America invaded Iraq


I love to listen to stupid people complain about stupidier people.
- Litotes The Clown

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Reasons To Be An Evil Clown 111 - 120

Reasons d’Être

It's like a sickness only worse:

111. If we ever had a bullshit meter, it broke

112. The Clown you want to throttle is looking back at you from the mirror

113. We live what we know

114. Too well hung for regular work

115. Revenge

116. Chicks dig it

117. It's my anit-drug

118. Waiting for credible 3rd party

119. The Internet opens a whole new world of business opportunities

120. Lead and Mercury content in local water is lower than federal requirements, but higher than my delicate clown tolerance


God's Cruel Kingdom

1. Sight Alignment
2. Sight Picture
3. Trigger
4. Breath Control
5. Positions

This is my dick.
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Without my dick I am nothing.
Without me, my dick is nothing.


Oh yeah? Try walking a mile in my Clown Shoes little feet!

Evil Clown

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Evil Clown Post Without Drawing

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown - getting close to 100 - don't forget to vote on your favourites.

71. Multiple choice reality

72. Piracy is the sincerest form of flattery

73. All other cries for help went unanswered

74. The "Yuppie Nuremberg Defense"

75. Cognitive liberty

76. The Necessity of Regime change

77. Ecclesiastes 8:8

78. Lack of qualifications actually a plus these days

79. Funhouse mirror makes me look good

80. Denial, denial, denial



“My boss is a Jewish carpenter, no really.”

Evil Clown

We live in a world where the fear of illusion is real.
- Tea Party


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Evil Evil Clown Lists Them All

A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity ~ Sigmund the Clown

When you can't sleep write me a list of reasons to be an evil clown:

61. Strange Attractors

62. Dick, Philip K.

63. Excess is a journey, not a destination

64. Everyone needs to feel recognized and appreciated, so we can get more work out of you

65. A touch of attitude makes a huge difference

66. People without imagination are as brave as hell

67. The road to recognizing your true nature, it's discovering secret power and magic and menace which were always lurking in the corner of your little mind

68. Need to laugh at the President, all Presidents

69. The mind, once stretched by the horrible truth, can never settle back into its original shape

70. The weight and pressure of trying to win one too many customer service awards


Image: Art Inappropriation Devours Pop Culture Reference, Copycamp Stalag 13

Evil Clown

My contrast creates your virtue.
- Litotes The Clown

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Overt Leadership Eschewed By Evil Rioting Clowns

Throwing A Brick Never Felt So Damn Good

Evil Clownish Sketch: The Man Who Was Thursday


Excuses for being an evil clown:

51. Too far West is East

52. Clown Rioting - The Unbeatable High

53. Boredom now or hell later?

54. I, simply, am not, true?

55. Business Is Business

56. The evil was there waiting

57. Reasons? There are no reasons

58. Lately, I have been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again...

59. CIA campaign to smear and discredit me worked too well

60. Evilution



Terror, fear, horror, phobia, psychic shock and catatonia in the face of evil clowns is a bloody violent birth by the unconscious mind in a bid to protect itself from a real danger - who but an evil clown would try to 'cure' you of such a thing?

- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown Stupidity Redefines 'Smart'

List Other Important Skills And Attributes That Bear Upon Your Application:

* Self-Conscious
* Cathartic
* Brooding
* Ironic
* Melancholy

Evil Clown Reasons For Being:

41. Normlisphobia

42. Belief that Stephen King's “It” TV miniseries adaptation had stupid ending

43. Smells like children

44. Fear and Loathing

45. Hiding out from brutal realities

46. Get in the game, create brutal realities

47. Close your eyes and try to imagine Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, now open your eyes

48. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad

49. I didn't change, everything else did

50. Inevitable next step of Intelligent Design

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I come not to bury Caesar, but to dig him up.
- Litotes The Clown

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Quelques Raisons D'etre Un Clown Mauvais

Or Some Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:

31. Path of least resistance

32. Recurring 12 men in tiny car fantasy

33. Saruman convinced that the Halfing weed is bad

34. Morally ambiguous novel endings finally got to me

35. Resistant to treatment

36. Done lying for a living

37. Hypocrisy finally lost sacrilicious taste

38. Clowns in front office imposed dress code

39. Different is bad 'Duff'erent is good - can't get enough of that wonderful Duff

40. Feet not only Big Thing I got

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I leak out of definitions.
- Litotes The Clown

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Today's Reasons To Be An Evil Clown

Poster tribute: They Give Their Lives. Are You Doing Your Shopping?

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:
21. If you can't join them, beat them

22. If you're wrong about being wrong. then you're right, ergo, two wrongs make a right

23. Attention Deficit Sandwich

24. Superpower - easily humiliate bullies with ridicule

25. My God funnier than your god

26. I cry you laugh = I laugh you cry

27. You wouldn't believe the write-offs

28. Priority seating for the elderly, disabled, pregnant women and 6'4" men in grease paint with knives

29. Delusions of goodness on the inside

30. Don't remember Alamo



Sometimes, I Pray For God To Take Me.
- Litotes The Clown

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More Reasons To Be An Evil Clown

Evil Evil Clown, scribble on paper, Taste The Difference

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:

11. What gets measured gets done

12. Self help books depress me

13. After all I'm only one person

14. I asked myself what Jesus would do

15. Secure the crime scene, interview the neighbours... I'm goin'a miss my show

16. It all comes out in the wash

17. ISO 9000 turned out to be just a big phucking waste of time

18. Everybody hurts, sometimes

19. See yourself as a winner

20. Wash hands before and after? Stupid rules!

Art of the Evil Clown

Science always beats considerations of good and evil.

- Litotes The Clown

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