Evil Clown Stupidity Redefines 'Smart'

List Other Important Skills And Attributes That Bear Upon Your Application:

* Self-Conscious
* Cathartic
* Brooding
* Ironic
* Melancholy

Evil Clown Reasons For Being:

41. Normlisphobia

42. Belief that Stephen King's “It” TV miniseries adaptation had stupid ending

43. Smells like children

44. Fear and Loathing

45. Hiding out from brutal realities

46. Get in the game, create brutal realities

47. Close your eyes and try to imagine Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, now open your eyes

48. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad

49. I didn't change, everything else did

50. Inevitable next step of Intelligent Design

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I come not to bury Caesar, but to dig him up.
- Litotes The Clown

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