Evil Clown Blues

No Kidney For You

Evil Clown Refuses Dying Schmuck http://www.flickr.com/photos/evilevilclown/6154752916/

No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown
To be the sad clown
The mad clown
Behind a red nose

Who gets what it is to be fated
To be baited
Forever unsated
Baptized in lies

I have months were I'm only lonely
Eyes that don't gleam but are empty
No soul can touch me
When love is a monstrocity

My life may feel pointless and empty
My actions seem pithy
But my dreams are visions
Ethics own actuality

Evil Clown

When I nail the live monkey to the cross; who's going to be angriest?

Litotes The Clown

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New Picture: Evil Clown Smiling At The Smell Of Bubblegum Scented Ammo

Does Faith In the Genius Of Evil Count?

Evil Clown With Hand Gun Picture, Digital Remix

Know well the 6 lying clowns.

Know these clowns because they are yours.

Though, you are not them.

There the eyes are
There the ears are
There the nose is
There the tongue is
There the body is
There the mind is

And if you happen to have one, your teenager too.

Evil Clown

Question:

Who said it?

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

Dame Edna Everage
Kathie Lee Gifford
Marcelle Mersereau
Phyllis Diller

Answer:

Litotes The Clown

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Some Evil Clown Providers Fail To Give Good Service, Without A Doubt

But Homeomorphism Difficulties Be Colorado Avoided If Completely Harlan Investigated The Jester They Co Need Took Dc Time North To Their Joker Policies



Does it make sense? No!?!

Some evil clowns still try to spam search engines in an effort to dupe extra traffic for their own or their client's website.

Sometimes they steal (the sincerest form of flattery) from other websites, this has happened to me many times, or they have text generated automagically.

I had hoped (*sigh*) that these days had passed... Or Do I?!?

The embedded title link (/above/) is one such shit-heel domain that still practices these shenanigans. Or, get it while it is cached: Homeomorphism site:http://www.dead-tread.com/car-insurance-kansas-city/ - google eddress: http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&as_q=Homeomorphism+&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&num=10&lr=&as_filetype=&ft=i&as_sitesearch=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dead-tread.com%2Fcar-insurance-kansas-city%2F&as_qdr=all&as_rights=&as_occt=any&cr=&as_nlo=&as_nhi=&safe=images

In dubious dishonour to their gamely still stealing traffic instead of earning it I have stolen their made-up content and replaced a few of their bon mots with nouns of my noncommercial own.

So, read on and on.

Evil Clown

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Elle Ronn Clown Presents Plagiarized Material

Psychopolitics, Renamed 'Brainwashing', To Sell More Books

You (that is to say, not me) must labour (that is work, not bear children) until we (read I, or someone I have been duped by, etc.) have dominion (that's like control, but it also covers a bunch of sexual stuff too) over the minds and bodies (never forget the lithe - voluptuous bodies Plural) of every important person (the good looking and others) in your nation (start small think big).


You must achieve such disrepute (not you personally you preppy goof) for the state (not your government) of insanity (you may already be familiar with) and such authority (now we mean government and professionals) over its pronouncement (not how it sounds, but how people are officially labeled) that not one statesman (this is sexist so let's use 'public official') so labeled (identified, not brand identification) could again be given credence (not credit as in money, but credit as in due) by his (there's that sexism again) people (general term used to describe the quaint idea of inclusive society).


You must work (that is labour) until suicide (smoking, using drugs, alcohol consumption, eating at McDonald's, lack of exercise, self inflicted gunshot wounds, etc.) arising (not coming out of or waking up, but really the cause of) from mental (this is ambiguous, but let's include organic brain here for inclusiveness sake) imbalance (just a second here... we currently don't accept suicide as anything but an aberration, despite... never mind that now) is common (though we are very aware of class implications we just mean 'regular, everyday, etc.' here) and calls (that is 'brings about') forth (no, not 4th, into public consciousness) no general (don't make we use 'common' again) investigation or remark (which it doesn't, so, I guess, job well done).

Evil Clown

Western Canon: question, book or gun?

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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Evil Clown Asks: Is Fantasy More Important Than Reality?

I Can Watch You Run Away For Days



Compared to Saskatchewan do you know more about:

A) Star Trek
B) NCSI
C) Jack Bower's sleep problem
D) Wisteria Lane
E) Harry Potter
F) Dune
G) Oprah
H) Spiderman
I) Microsoft Windows
J) Frozen Food
K) Batman

Add one point for each tick, subtotal here:____________


Saskatchewan is:

1) A Star Wars character
2) A 'B' rated zombie movie
3) An American Indian word for 'River of Blood'
4) A tribe of North American Indians who live in Manitoba, Canada
5) A convention in fiction, e.g.: a place used in movies that no one can find on a map, a phone number that can't be dialed (starts with 555), etc.
6) A town in Saskatoon
7) A therapeutic treatment for claustrophobia
8) A phase in the gestation of mosquitoes
9) An ocean strata that helps regulate world temperature
10) A mirage sometimes 'seen' during very cold days on the prairies
11) A Japanese Manga

Subtract one point for each tick, subtotal here:___________

Subtract 11 points if you look(ed) anything up or otherwise consulted the world outside your mind.

Your total score:_____________

Evil Clown

I'm so happy, you could die.
- Litotes The Clown


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Sacrifice Is a Joy - Is a Blessing

Can Clowns Become Saints Able to Sacrifice and be Eligible to Accept Some Lord's Extra-Special Blessing?

Jesters and Harlequins, a mythos must demand the sacrifice of all things or n'er will it have power commensurate to consume the faith and the faithful, a binding unto everlasting covenant of non-being.

The Korban demanded that of that weakling Abraham and those milksops Alma and Amulek waiting upon the convenient, but noticeably late, invading Lamanite mob bode us, and embolden us, nothing.

My Mountebanks real and imagined, genuine and obscured, remember simply this: a kiss is but a hiss, a sigh but an 'oh my', jealousy's not hate, and bashing in a pate, hearts beat of puss and coagulates, as time slides by.

Think you now of Jesus Christ, pinned two left and right, dropped from Dad's ubiquity, forced into premature liquidity.

Forget philosophy you Wit and follow your own tit as practical Pranksters of Elder Godssss...

In this last dimension of verity, many monkeys and Viziers lost their lives and ears; So long, farewell, Auf Weidersehen, goodbye... and made it sacrilicious for the trope troupe, which is of us.

Now, solomonly, the truth ushers in the gifts of an ethereal empyrean [Praise them!]. And mind well will we the truth withall so as to be pristine as worthy for all that will befall.

But, be warned, forget the not the sacrifice.

Evil Clown

iN A NATION OF RETARDS, A CLOWN IS SCARED TISHLESS.

- Litotes The Clown


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How Did It Come To Pass? The Birth Of This Neo-Freedom, They Shall Ask

For the lamb hath eaten the wolf; and an Evil Clown has lead them.


Do you believe that the sycophantic and reactionary media compounds plebeian relativism which continues to harden the arrogant neo-cynicism and relativistic worldview that undermines the slave values of morality and ethics that are hierarchy and the basis of our society?

God Bless the true unstrung heroes in our world, the evil clowns behind:

• Corporate theft, murder and piracy
• Government incompetence
• The move from bureaucracy to Apparatchik
• Political corruption
• Institutional failure and mass scandals of every kind

The works of these evil clowns are the things that will drive people to be free - Not Heroes.

Just as the mass firings of a previous generation made the next impervious to discredited ideals of 'corporate loyalty', so the current round of insatiate narcissistic amorality among 'elites' is not the end of anything, but the possible birth of a new weird and here-to-for preternatural freedom.

These days are the inoculations and mutations of evil evil clowns.

Evil Clown

Non Babe, dis is not thumb puppetry, my thumbs are not that big

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Evil Clown Stupidity Redefines 'Smart'

List Other Important Skills And Attributes That Bear Upon Your Application:

* Self-Conscious
* Cathartic
* Brooding
* Ironic
* Melancholy

Evil Clown Reasons For Being:

41. Normlisphobia

42. Belief that Stephen King's “It” TV miniseries adaptation had stupid ending

43. Smells like children

44. Fear and Loathing

45. Hiding out from brutal realities

46. Get in the game, create brutal realities

47. Close your eyes and try to imagine Saturday night if the Nazis had won the war, now open your eyes

48. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad

49. I didn't change, everything else did

50. Inevitable next step of Intelligent Design

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I come not to bury Caesar, but to dig him up.
- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown Fine Art Homage To Pagliacci

Jester Draws On Sad Experiences

This Pagliacci conte [medieval story, not the drawing medium], concatenates too lost souls

Hailed originally as a dramatic masterpiece, it was later lambasted by a new generation of art snobs, elbowing their way into the business, as a sanctimonial sack of offal unfit even for mass culture [shudder].

Despised and desicated it was rediscovered years later in a disused locked lavatory baring the sign 'beware of the leper'.

This commedia dell'Arte trope was then auctioned as: a new lost masterpiece, recently uncovered and recovered lost masterwork, as stirring as it is gracious, rare, exclusive, one of a kind, sure to appreciate, cherish, original, by famed outside standing in the rain artist Litotes The Clown, contemporary, bold lines, vibrant composition, this drawing will no doubt be an immediate personal treasure.., etc.

Yours to enjoy.

Evil Clown

Sex: It's ALL fun and games until someone loses an eye.
- Litotes The Clown

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All The Balloon Animals Were Ribbed And Lubed

Evil Clown Drawing Mocked By Successful Ebay Artist

All psychologists who have studied the intelligence of clowns, as well as poets and novelists, recognize today that they represent the most inferior form of human evolution and that they are closer to children and savages than to an adult civilized man.

They excel in fickleness, inconsistency, absence of thought and logic, and incapacity to reason.

Without doubt there exist some distinguished clowns, very superior to the average man, but they are as exceptional as the birth of any monstrosity, as, for example, a gorilla with two heads; consequently, we may neglect them entirely

- Litotes The Clown, Today, quoting Julian Paul Keenan, A Brief Analysis of 'The Bell Curve', (date unknown), quoting Kriszner & Mandell, 1996, The Bell Curve, pp. 359, quoting Gustave Le Bon, 1879

"All quotations, by definition, are out of context."
- www.politicalquotes.org, Eigen's Political & Historical Quotations, see preface.

Evil Clown

Bullying is easier and less demanding than almost all other options. I have seen managers coldly bully and abuse their staff on a random basis, not as an expression of any inner or outer state, but as a leadership technique.

- Litotes The Clown

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Self Portrait – Clown Relaxing At Home

Evil Clown Art Hobby
Medium: Cheap Acrylic On Watercolor Paper

A clown learns how to paint a self-portrait by mapping the values of his light and dark nature. The I is easily confused and easily fooled.

Mapping is an important method that allows the inner artist to see the 'subject' clearly and to draw it 'as it is' as opposed to 'how you like to think it is'.

It is spiritual realism stripped of superstition
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It is immaculate perception without archetypes

In as much as artistic representation is a process of mediation, the underlying form of all physicality when removed, or, in some cases, abstracted (anything, say, after post-painterly abstraction), restrains contextual tendencies to illusion-ism.

This 'Being in-itself' contrasted, as-it-were, with 'content'.

How then, can this 'Pure Art' be contained or retained if again connected, even with a golden umbilical cord, to subject matter?

The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.

Subject matter need only be driven away from art if it is feared like a loathed infection; think about the ignorant but noble savages who drive away Frankenstein's reflection of [womb-less]man himself.

To detest something, even to ascribe to it malicious intent, is to give it power. Then it is a thing to be feared.

But be that as it may, if subject matter is not to be detested or treated like an unfortunate relation, then it need not hold LESS sway than other considerations – namely, form, context, inter-textuality or 'position'.

Now can representation be freed. And once freed, like all things, we find that it has nowhere else to go.

Evil Clown

Self policing is a humorous concept, have you ever know science to stop discovering of its own volition, profitable enterprises from seeking more profit, the military from training for war or a Chicago cop to pull themselves over and write up a ticket?

- Litotes The Clown

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Woman’s Hair Bursts Into Flames

Evil Clown Bothers Police Psychic With Obscure Drawings Prompted By Dreams

Life is a mystery, everyone must stand alone

Bateman sometimes used to leave his sketches in the fax machine at Pierce & Pierce – remember fax machines?

I found a few behind / under the desk with transmission slips to foreign human rights organizations. Late at night, mostly.

Once I found a long and rambling fax (drawing free) asking how much it would cost to sponsor a very detailed report documenting certain incidents with eye witness accounts and photos.

Another time, in the elevator, he was compulsively scratching his face and a concerned looking Luis Carruthers asked him what was wrong.

Patrick said his ‘Mask’ was ‘Itchy’.

Luis smirked and they discussed some kind of European moisturizer.

Neither paid any attention to me (then or ever) and I tried to keep my eyes fixed on the panel buttons.

My mind wandered and I let my eye stray. It caught Luis’s reflection. And, for a fraction of a moment, his face positively Fawned at Patrick then eerily snapped straight.

I felt, suddenly, that I was very alone and that I had caught Luis in a private moment by himself.

I covered my spasm with a cough - I still get anxious wondering if it sounded too self-conscience, or something - and willfully fixed my eye back on the buttons.

I kept an informal file of the things I had found.

I quit a few days later, but burned the file 2 years later when I found them again unpacking after a fairly recent move.

Evil Clown

Spongebob: It's not about winning, it's about fun!

Plankton: What's that?

Spongebob: Fun is when you fun isn’t like it's kinda’ sorta’ like a What is fun? Here, let me spell it for you!

Spongebob:
F is for friends who do stuff together
U is for you and me
N is for anywhere and anytime at all

Chorus:
Down here in the deep blue sea

Plankton:
F is for fire that burns down the whole town
U is for uranium bombs!
N is for no survivors when you…

etc.

- Spongebob Squarepants Lyrics - FUN Song

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Evil Clown Ritalin Pastiche

Wicked Farceur would compel you to act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it would become a universal law


During meetings at work I sometimes draw skulls, clowns or women with their heads' on fire.

Evil Clown

clowns are anti-social, pathological creatures preying on society

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You Might Be An Evil Clown Already

Don’t let them see that you are hurting, frightened and dying inside.

You know it’s all a sham or at least you are afraid that it might be. Is it paranoid to watch every look, listen to every word waiting for the hammer to fall?

Have you ever been accused, by yourself or others, of being emotionally unstable, insane or crazy? Do you go to meetings and only pretend to be there? Only pretending to take notes? Saying as little as possible? A mask of attentive interest?

Your painted face. The stench of lies. All you have to do is play ‘The Game’: be conventional, cultivate hypocrisy, always smile and never swear. Your own private little hell.

Clowns may have a glimpse of their own ugliness or of that of the larger world; they may somewhat knowingly struggle against it.

If they are cursed, they are as the idiot Cassandra, daughter of noble Priam; a seeress who knew the future and yet remained helpless to avert it; mocked into her grave by betrayal and murder. Jonah is her twin bother, he does prophesy and the people do believe, but God changes his mind and leaves Jonah high and dry on the deal.

Dispelling contradiction and hypocrisy makes all things possible, but is not allowed.

What does this do the mind? What does it do to the soul?

Colonel Walter E. Kurtz’s psychotic radio rantings intercepted by U.S. Army Signals Intelligence out of Cambodia during the Vietnamese – American War are more cogent if one acknowledges, at least for the sake of argument, that he is trying to reach ‘beyond [the] timid, lying morality [of politicians and the general staff]’.

It was observed that ‘The man [Kurtz] is clear in his mind, but his soul is mad.’

"They train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write fuck on their airplanes because it's obscene!" said Kurtz.

Is this, then, true delusion and mental illness or simply a case of rational moral insanity?

Evil Clowns have a vicious internal seed that flowers outward into expressions of devastation.

Everyone laugh at the Angry Clown.

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"Clowns always speak of the same thing, they speak of hunger; hunger for food, hunger for sex, but also hunger for dignity, hunger for identity, hunger for power. In fact, they introduce questions about who commands, who protests."

— Dario Fo (Italian playwright/fool)

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Evil Clown Markets Perversion For Profits

McDonald’s Japan replaces baggy-pants clown Ronald McDonald with a sexy teen clad in a skimpy red and white bikini, thigh high leggings, come pump me pumps, androgynous metrosexuals and cross dressing.

It is a mistake to assume that Evil Clowns’ primary purpose is to pervert or convert the innocence of children with ambiguous sexuality and corruption or that Evil Clowns are at war against Judeo-Christian culture for it’s own sake (the Japanese worship Foreign Gods).

Most often corruption and dissipation are sold in the guise of freedom and choice; Culture, history, tradition, morals or other aspects of our lives that we hold dear are just collateral damage or in the way of squeezing extra margin out of a happy meal.

This is not to say that there are not those who are selling lies that will destroy the country for its own sake, just that it does seem to be the case here.

The art and science of mind control that has been used to sell us audacious lies, obesity and diabetes will now sell you cross-dressing and metrosexuals in the name of a healthy diet.

An evil evil clown does not hesitate to proclaim the truth about these fraudsters: Truth is making its last stand in the minds of our children and an Evil Clown will stop at NOTHING to win.

Also, it is pretty clever to distract us with an apparent attempt at selling wholesome food to Cross-dressers & sodomites from legitimate concerns about Mad Cow Disease, union busting and food that doesn’t taste good.

Are we shocked and outraged by this move or do we barely notice?

In Unrelated News:

The fast-food giant McDonald’s May Use Gas Chamber To Administer ‘More Humane Death’

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Evil Marketing Clown Speaks:

"Ronald loves McDonald's and McDonald's food. And so do children, because they love Ronald. Remember, children exert a phenomenal influence when it comes to restaurant selection. This means you should do everything you can to appeal to children's love for Ronald and McDonald's."

- McDonald's official & confidential 'Operations Manual'

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Private Thoughts Of An Evil Evil Clown At Work

Litotes the Clown Journal Entry 2005-01-05

This morning Vile the Live Evil Clown (names are changed to protect the innocent / dead / consumed), in the freak show I call my life, mentioned ‘Dark Matter’ (see below) casually, was it a slip? He didn’t seem to realize that he said it. It was hard to tell. I didn’t want to look too closely or seem to look like I was looking too closely.

A little later Vile said ‘Cthulhu works through compression.’ Another slip? Or is he trying to judge my reaction? Ascertain my loyalties?

I kept my face blandly neutral and pretended I hadn’t heard. He watched me closely as he continued to talk about bandwidth, multimedia, etc. His attention was like a palpable radar. A physical force. Pinging me through the suddenly thick atmosphere.

In a war between vicious factions, it is sometimes best to seem to be too stupid to know what’s going on, to be ‘asleep’. To be a Clown. Sometimes the disguise is too perfect and while pretending to slumber – I sleep.

What happens to the Clown who can no longer tell where or when the dream begins?

I don’t know which side he is on, I must remain guarded and neutral. In a way it doesn’t matter – that he is in the game anyway is bad enough.

I hate this.

I must find a way; through the fog.

It’s like wonder being violated by a sense of fear and evil. Fear is by far the oldest and strongest of our emotions. Some believe that our biggest fear is of the unknown.

They are mistaken.

Our biggest fear is unutterable, even to ourselves. It is inevitably bound up with fascination and wonder. It is, in part, a machine in which collective insanity incinerates itself as a protective instinct.

It is a spectral tragedy spilling out of the mouth of madness. It is not the unknown – it is the unknowable.

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Dark Matter

Material that is believed to make up (along with dark energy) more than 90% of the mass of the universe but is not readily visible because it neither emits nor reflects electromagnetic radiation, such as light or radio signals. Its existence would explain gravitational anomalies seen in the motion and distribution of galaxies. Dark matter can be detected only indirectly, e.g., through the bending of light rays from distant stars by its gravity.

Cthulhu

'In His House at R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming, yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.'

Cuthulhu is the chief deity of a secret cult (www.cultofcthulhu.net). The cult often masquerades itself as a hoax, a joke or fictitious religion. Though its seemingly harmless horror mythos of books, games and other culture products it seduces, corrupts and recruits new members.

Or put another way… A hoax that is presented as a hoax, that presents itself as a hoax, is no longer a hoax, but while an actual hoax is not presented as a hoax, neither is a work of fiction presented as a hoax -- but in the latter case this precondition for the hoax prevents it from functioning as a hoax. But then the "care & verisimilitude of an actual hoax" may create the suspicion in the reader that the tale is a fictionalized version of real events, and in effect an inverse hoax presenting reality as fiction rather than the other way around.

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It would be as useless to perceive how things "actually look" as it would be to watch the random dots on untuned television screens.

- M. Minsky, 1988. The Society of Mind. Simon & Schuster.

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Evil Clowns Make You Believe In The InComprehensible Or Die Laughing

Evil Evil Clown is being translated into Dutch and Catalan and will be available next year from Non Sequitur ‘It is Important and Intelligent’!

The world is full of intellectual clowns and impostors, but it is also full of Idiotsavants who think that modern French theory is a load of merde. Right or wrong, no clown with a sense of humour or justice will publicly disagree.

Superficial Erudition abounds as it always has. It is the sidekick of insight, a ‘cheap laughs’ mimicry, a foil trying to masquerade or emulate competence and almost failing.

If you encounter agents of obscurantism using highfalutin polemics to confuse, irrationalize or cast a dogma so weighty it collapses on itself – get ready for violence.

These clown theorists and art critics are most often phonies. Their pious belief in themselves and their vindictive epistemological claims exclude them from the ranks of benign jokesters and grifters.

It also means that they are likely to be recalcitrant zealots who, as intellectuals, will only understand violence or the imminent threat of violence. They are not unlike those poor unfortunates who are not able to conceptualize the consequences of their actions and immediate options and wonder why they are back in prison.

Though they often sound like clowns and take clown names, e.g.:

"Sexuality is fundamentally elitist"
- Leotard the Clown a ‘Famous French Finker’

"Language is impossible"
- Beaudrillard the Clown

They are not Clowns!

If, after careful analysis, their books or verbiage seem incomprehensible it is because they mean nothing!

If someone identifies themselves as a semiotic neocapitalist or proclaims or say they know:

- The precultural paradigm of context
- The absurdity of sexuality
- That preconceptualist stigmata of otherness deconstructs capitalist semioticism

Take immediate action:

- Laugh your ass off
- Applaud enthusiastically whenever you feel like it
- Gasping, wheeze ‘Wholly Merde, I get it. . . ”
- Mutter ‘brilliant brilliant’
- Look around the crowd smugly to see if other people ‘get it’

If the sodium pentothal is wearing off, slip on your clown knows and ‘Pie’ them.

The rest will be metahistory.

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"Hey baby, isn't it a little hot in here for that cheerleader outfit?"

- Krusty doll to Malibu Stacey

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Insurgent Rebel Clown Army (CIRCA) - Perfectly paradoxical; grotesquely beautiful

Clownbatants Engage Royal Marines With ‘Divide And Fool’ Tactics

Evil Clowns Mock Armed Forces Recruiting


Clumsily cribbed and butchered from:
Sorry. The army isn't recruiting today. Its closed.

A very large and extremely un-amused commando from the Royal Marines tried to throw us out of the [recruiting] centre with the help of a growing number of police officers. But it's hard to move a rebel clown, they don't resist in a conventional sense, but tend to slip out of the clutches of authority like wobbly jelly and distract them from their duties with loud gaffaws and stinging mockery.

The more our pleas to join the army fell on deaf ears:
"Please teach us how to liberate people!"
"Where are the application forms? "
"Why can't we have really really big guns like yours?"

The more chaotic the scene in the recruitment office became. Very long sausage ballons started screaming across the space sounding like ammunition about to explode, sherbert filled toy aeroplanes did manic loop the loops over the RAF desks, one clown crawled around the floor polishing soldiers boots with his feather duster while another read out loud the latest communique from CIRCA … which detailed the absurdity of the so called "hand-over" of power in Iraq and announced the occupation of Leeds by CIRCA and the establishment of the Clown Provisional Authority.

Spot the clown

At one point a very long tape measure appeared and the clowns set up a competition to find the tallest policeman and the smallest protester, an exercise that ended with the clowns getting completely tangled in the tape and falling over.

Whenever the very slick mountain bike cops passed by, clowns would idolize their "cool" lycra shorts, sunglasses and shiny new bikes, causing the police on foot to smile and thus teasing out some of the internal tensions of the force - "divide and fool" being one of CIRCA's key strategies to rebel against the forces of coercive power!

CIRCA's combatants don't pretend to be clowns, they are clowns, real clowns.

Clowns navigate the trackless ether like void engineers under the scrutiny of the unblinking eye:

The first lie of insurgency is that it is everywhere and nowhere
They give resistance a funny face
Improvisation is insurgency
They do not want to change 'the' world, but 'their' world
Evil Clowns will always desert and disobey those who abuse and accumulate power
Because nothing undermines authority like holding it up to ridicule
Because fools are both fearsome and innocent
Because a clown can survive everything and get away with anything.

Run away from the circus: Join the forces of the clandestine insurgent rebel clown army!

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". . . the clowns are organising, the clowns are organising - over and out . . ."

— Overheard on Police radio, July 4th action against Menwith Hill spy base UK.

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Trim Trim The Evil Clown Charged With Rape, Child Molestation and Continuous Sexual Abuse

"He dresses as a clown," said Sgt. William Megenney. "It's pretty much your normal, run of the mill clown type outfit: the white pancake makeup, the red wig, the big clown shoes."

I don’t have to make this stuff up.

Fears and ‘phobias’ about clowns are not necessarily irrational:

David Albert Lemus Southern California Clown about town in a minivan.

I won’t go into details.

Here are a few of the depressing reports:

http://www2.dailybulletin.com/news/ci_3070217
http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4484329/detail.html

Or search the phrases:
National Orange Show Events Center in San Bernardino
David Albert Lemus
Trim Trim the Clown

Bond was set at $500,000.

Fearful cold shiver.

A Clown Face is a Mask, a guise or disguise - there will always be those who use the ruse of innocence and goodliness. These things are not new.

Beguilers: People can look and act like a Clown and still not be a real Clown. Our lives are filled with impostors and posers.

Shall you know them by their works?

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If only there were evil clowns somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of the clowns and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every clown, and who is willing to destroy his own heart?

- A. Solzhenitsyn

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Bromide The Clown Loves to Play Substitution

Evil Clowns love stories and sketches
They use them to explain-mock the world
To themselves
and Others

In this skit Bromide reveals the powers of Substitution and Parody to a neophyte clown.

- 2 Clowns

- Distractingly engaging women in flirtatious red dress, clinging, but not tight, ruffling in her confident sexual strides, an alluring smile that boarders on innocent, her full red lips . . .

- Extras in grey, peace officer, sailors, etc.

Ext. Day:

Bromide The Clown: The Big Top is a system, Oddity. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around. What do you see?

[Honk!]

Business men, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the Clowns we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system, and that makes them our enemy.

[Yoink!]

You have to understand, most of these Clowns are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inert, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect Banality…
Were you listening to me Oddity [meow], or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

[Woof! Woof! Wolf Whistle]

Oddity The Clown: I was... [Splat – Oddity is pied]

Bromide The Clown: Look again. Spritz it! [Whooosh!]

Oddity The Clown: This...this isn't the Big Top?

Bromide The Clown: No. It's another training program designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them.

Oddity The Clown: What are they?

Bromide The Clown: Deadpan literalists and apathetic nonvoters. They can move in and out of any circus still hardwired to Banality. That means that anyone we haven't enlightened is potentially an audience member.

Inside the Big Top, they are everyone and they are no one. We have survived by amusing them, by frightening them, wearing floppy shoes and red noses. But they are the gatekeepers. They are guarding all the doors. They are holding all the keys, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to pie them.

[Gasp]

Oddity The Clown: Someone?

Bromide The Clown: I won't lie to you, Oddity. Every single Clown who has stood their ground, stood up for their dignity, everyclown who has fought this injustice - has lost. But where those Clowns have failed, you will succeed.

Oddity The Clown: Why?

Bromide The Clown: I've seen the unenlightened ignore dry humor and even pratfalls. Clowns have emptied entire whoopee cushions at them [Phhattt!] and got nothing but stony faces.

Yet their soul sucking dullness and tedious minds are based in a world that is built on rules. Because of that, they will never be as funny or at least as slightly humorous as you can be working a room with a three drink minimum.

Oddity The Clown: What are you trying to tell me, that I can dodge tomatoes? [Boom! Oddity is knocked off stage]

Bromide The Clown: No Oddity. I'm trying to tell you that when you that when you’re Really Funny, you won't have to.

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If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
- Steven Wright

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