Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Evil Clown Markets Perversion For Profits

McDonald’s Japan replaces baggy-pants clown Ronald McDonald with a sexy teen clad in a skimpy red and white bikini, thigh high leggings, come pump me pumps, androgynous metrosexuals and cross dressing.

It is a mistake to assume that Evil Clowns’ primary purpose is to pervert or convert the innocence of children with ambiguous sexuality and corruption or that Evil Clowns are at war against Judeo-Christian culture for it’s own sake (the Japanese worship Foreign Gods).

Most often corruption and dissipation are sold in the guise of freedom and choice; Culture, history, tradition, morals or other aspects of our lives that we hold dear are just collateral damage or in the way of squeezing extra margin out of a happy meal.

This is not to say that there are not those who are selling lies that will destroy the country for its own sake, just that it does seem to be the case here.

The art and science of mind control that has been used to sell us audacious lies, obesity and diabetes will now sell you cross-dressing and metrosexuals in the name of a healthy diet.

An evil evil clown does not hesitate to proclaim the truth about these fraudsters: Truth is making its last stand in the minds of our children and an Evil Clown will stop at NOTHING to win.

Also, it is pretty clever to distract us with an apparent attempt at selling wholesome food to Cross-dressers & sodomites from legitimate concerns about Mad Cow Disease, union busting and food that doesn’t taste good.

Are we shocked and outraged by this move or do we barely notice?

In Unrelated News:

The fast-food giant McDonald’s May Use Gas Chamber To Administer ‘More Humane Death’

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Evil Marketing Clown Speaks:

"Ronald loves McDonald's and McDonald's food. And so do children, because they love Ronald. Remember, children exert a phenomenal influence when it comes to restaurant selection. This means you should do everything you can to appeal to children's love for Ronald and McDonald's."

- McDonald's official & confidential 'Operations Manual'

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