Monday, September 26, 2005

Evil Clown Sentenced to Life in Prison for Halloween Rampage

Homicidal Clown terrorizes residents with Assault, Kidnapping, B&E, Shooting and Murder
Portage Michigan man Curtis [the Clown] Dawkins has been sentenced to life in prison without parole for breaking into a home and shooting a Kalamazoo man he didn’t know – and who didn’t know him (among other charges).

In Unrelated News

Lake Michigan has dangerously high levels of Mercury Poisoning

Known health and Neuropsychiatric effects of Mercury include:
Sever agitation
Poor cognitive function
Nervousness
Mood problems
Mental changes
Memory loss
Manic depression
Irritability
Insomnia
Hallucinations
Extreme fear
Explosive anger
Emotional instability
Depression
Confusion
Brain damage

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"When you find youself sinking into Madness, dive."
- Malkavian Proverb

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