Monday, September 19, 2005

The Missing Evil Clown Drawings

Where are all the Evil Clown Paintings and Pictures?
How do you satisfy your dark cravings?


All good boys and girls know that Evil Clowns manipulate search engines using Search Engine Optimization (SEO) strategies. They want your eyeballs, but they don’t actually have relevant content. “Evil Clown Drawings” is (currently) a very popular ‘key phrase’ with a relatively low level of results for the search engines to work with – Yum!

Often artists, photographers, writers and other cool people don’t know fen about Marketing and even less about the dark art of SEO. The result is fen search results – you can’t find what you need.

Even sniffing for your umbral cravings using the image tools of your local engine overlooks much coveted material - often creators don’t title file names descriptively, use synonyms, ‘alt tags’, textual content for spiders or a complicated link structure that supports their content.

What can you do?

Find a community.

I have been lurking in deviantArt. I like the place, its murky sensibilities suit me.

The deviants who work the centre ring are artists themselves – this is important. One of the ring masters is a Clown named Lolly.

Check out the galleries of these deviants:
khrass
betocampos

Or search ‘Clown’ off the main - the search tool is under development but there are currently 16,957,229 deviations and scraps indexed: www.deviantart.com

But don’t hesitate to wander the labyrinth.

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Queen Elizabeth: Shall I be tempted of the Clown thus?
King Richard: Ay, if the Clown tempt you to do good...

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