Sunday, October 16, 2005

Evil or Innocent? Clown Fails To Find Anything Funny About His Name

Would You Let Randy The Clown Perform For Your Kids?

Sometimes mistakes occur.
Sometimes accidnets happen.
Sometimes a warning.


Lascivious

I'm sure the parents of Plainville are intelligent.

Lecherous

It is likely that the Plainville Recreation Department is staffed by competent people.

Characterized by frank sensuality

It is good that people take their jobs as seriously as the Plainville Pride at Work group.

Uninhibited sexuality

Newspaper editors in Bellingham have reasonable access to dictionaries.

Horny as hell

They do a criminal records check for these sorts of things, don't they?

Every Clown pays particular attention to their Clown Name:

- It will be your professional name
- It should not infringe upon an established clown in your area
- It should not get you sued by an overzealous corporation or brand-sharks with stables of lawyers looking to bill more hours
- It is often an extension of the character you want to play

In a world of symbols, abstractions and icons it is all too easy to project ourselves into the intentions, truths and morality of others.

See you there

Hay rides and games will be ongoing 3:30-5 p.m. in the town park, located behind the town hall on South Street (across from Cumberland Farms). Randy the Clown will be on hand designing balloon sculptures that will be given away to kids for free. There will also be free refreshments and candy bags.

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Evil, evil, everywhere
And all our souls do shrink
Evil, evil, everywhere
Nor any time to think.

- Litotes The Clown


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Friday, September 30, 2005

Trim Trim The Evil Clown Charged With Rape, Child Molestation and Continuous Sexual Abuse

"He dresses as a clown," said Sgt. William Megenney. "It's pretty much your normal, run of the mill clown type outfit: the white pancake makeup, the red wig, the big clown shoes."

I don’t have to make this stuff up.

Fears and ‘phobias’ about clowns are not necessarily irrational:

David Albert Lemus Southern California Clown about town in a minivan.

I won’t go into details.

Here are a few of the depressing reports:

http://www2.dailybulletin.com/news/ci_3070217
http://www.nbc4.tv/news/4484329/detail.html

Or search the phrases:
National Orange Show Events Center in San Bernardino
David Albert Lemus
Trim Trim the Clown


Bond was set at $500,000.

Fearful cold shiver.

A Clown Face is a Mask, a guise or disguise - there will always be those who use the ruse of innocence and goodliness. These things are not new.

Beguilers: People can look and act like a Clown and still not be a real Clown. Our lives are filled with impostors and posers.

Shall you know them by their works?

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If only there were evil clowns somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of the clowns and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every clown, and who is willing to destroy his own heart?

- A. Solzhenitsyn

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