Evil or Innocent? Clown Fails To Find Anything Funny About His Name

Would You Let Randy The Clown Perform For Your Kids?

Sometimes mistakes occur.
Sometimes accidnets happen.
Sometimes a warning.

Lascivious

I'm sure the parents of Plainville are intelligent.

Lecherous

It is likely that the Plainville Recreation Department is staffed by competent people.

Characterized by frank sensuality

It is good that people take their jobs as seriously as the Plainville Pride at Work group.

Uninhibited sexuality

Newspaper editors in Bellingham have reasonable access to dictionaries.

Horny as hell

They do a criminal records check for these sorts of things, don't they?

Every Clown pays particular attention to their Clown Name:

- It will be your professional name
- It should not infringe upon an established clown in your area
- It should not get you sued by an overzealous corporation or brand-sharks with stables of lawyers looking to bill more hours
- It is often an extension of the character you want to play

In a world of symbols, abstractions and icons it is all too easy to project ourselves into the intentions, truths and morality of others.

See you there

Hay rides and games will be ongoing 3:30-5 p.m. in the town park, located behind the town hall on South Street (across from Cumberland Farms). Randy the Clown will be on hand designing balloon sculptures that will be given away to kids for free. There will also be free refreshments and candy bags.

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Evil, evil, everywhere
And all our souls do shrink
Evil, evil, everywhere
Nor any time to think.

- Litotes The Clown

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