Evil Clown Den Of Sex And Debauchery Makes List

Jumbo's Clown Room Of Sin And Lust Now More Famous

Playboy's pornographic empire deigns to name 24 hour sin hole as one of 'Best'.

Playboy was founded more than 58 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women, encouraging lonely people to buy more magazines and eventually buy stiff cocktails at his clubs. Until recently the empire was run by an acknowledged daughter who wanted to make even more money off of women.

Anyway, at Jumbo's, burlesque clown 'dancers' grind the bump to encourage lonely people to drink more stiff cocktails.

While, for some inexplicable reason, the neighbourhood crumbles into ruin and despair around them, Jumbo's keeps growing strong and getting better in inverse proportion to the despair, crime and drug use around them.

Opened over 40 years ago by a man who wanted to make money off of women it is now run by an acknowledged daughter who wants to make even more money off of women.

Evil Clown

Question: Which Evil Clown said it?

"Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

Alan Dershowitz
F. Lee Bailey
Robert Kardashian
Robert Shapiro

Answer:

Litotes The Clown

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