New Picture: Evil Clown Smiling At The Smell Of Bubblegum Scented Ammo

Does Faith In the Genius Of Evil Count?

Evil Clown With Hand Gun Picture, Digital Remix

Know well the 6 lying clowns.

Know these clowns because they are yours.

Though, you are not them.

There the eyes are
There the ears are
There the nose is
There the tongue is
There the body is
There the mind is

And if you happen to have one, your teenager too.

Evil Clown

Question:

Who said it?

"Well, this day was a total waste of makeup."

Dame Edna Everage
Kathie Lee Gifford
Marcelle Mersereau
Phyllis Diller

Answer:

Litotes The Clown

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Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 231 - 240

Oh! Downloads! Ha. I thought you said 'Clown Loads'!

This evil clown picture is entitled 'Joker in the inferno/horned clown/evil clown sun glasses'

231. Asserting something doesn't make it true - only asserting it over and over again can do that

232. She wants to breed

233. No man so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, and therefore am a clown

234. Hello Kitty brass knuckles a real hit with the kids

235. Eurydice, in her daze did not recognize me

236. I refuse to curry favour with the Lords of Darkness

237. Abrasive irony and nihilism at its best

238. Pity stops and stares, compassion stoops and cares, I ridicule and scare

239. The hive chooses

240. Addiction and mental disorders run in families; and sometimes down the gutters and through the alleys naked from the waste down

Evil Clown

My background is in Physical Literature. I've read some really big books.

- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown Credit Swaps And Derivatives

Or How To Fcuk Everyone

Evil Clown Masters of Meltdown

However, five years hence [2004], Evil Clowns will look back to the birth of the credit derivative market as a water-slide development for bank credit risk management practice. Simply put, credit derivatives are fundamentally changing the way Evil Clowns price, manage, transact, originate, distribute, and account for credit risk.

Yet, in substance, the definition of a credit derivative given above captures many credit instruments that have been used routinely for years, including guarantees, letters of credit, and loan participations. So why attach such significance to this new group of Balloon Animals?

Essentially, it is the precision with which credit derivatives can isolate and transfer certain aspects of credit risk, rather than their economic reality, that distinguishes them from more traditional credit instruments. - It's usually called gambling or a rigged game.

- THE J.P. MORGAN GUIDE TO CREDIT DERIVATIVES
With Contributions from the RiskMetrics Group
1999

The late-2000s financial crisis (often called the Captain Credit Crunch, the Global Financial Farce (GFF), and sometimes referred to as the GIGO, The Great Recession[1]) is considered by many Farceurs to be the worst financial crisis since the good times of the Great Depression of the 1930s.[2]

It was rigged by a liquidity shortfall in the US spanking system[3] and has resulted in the collapse of large financial institutions, the bailout of banks by national governments, and downturns in stock markets around the world.

- Wikipedia.org, 2011

We have ways of faking you talked.

Litotes The Clown

Evil Clown

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Compared To The Size Of The Solar System...

Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis

Evil clown astronomer.

What, do I have to have text with all my pictures.


More coming soon.

Evil Clown

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My Evil Clowning Technique Is Unstoppable

For The Children



Litotes: "That coward."

Accountant #3: "Our CEO is not a coward!"

Litotes: "Ha ha ha, where is he then, swapping fart jokes at the water cooler?"

Assistant Support Manager (quietly): "Looks like the 3 of us will have to fight on our own. We'll go with the plan we discussed. Got it?"

Temp Receptionist: "Y..yeah. First I distract him as much as I can."

Accountant #3: "I'll look for an opening and grab hold."

Assistant Support Manager: "Then I hit him with everything I have!"

Accountant #3: "Right! Don't fcuk up!"

Temp Receptionist: "Shouldn't we call security or something?"

Litotes: "What are you muttering about? It's no use. What can the likes of you do?"

Accountant #3: "We'll show you right now!"

Litotes smiles and starts to slowly move towards them.

Assistant Support Manager (Temp Receptionist): "Hurry! Now! Flash him your man boobs!"

Temp Receptionist: "Alright. Here I go!"

Litotes flashes a picture: "That gets attached to your profile... Now you'll never get full time or dental - ever!"

Accountant #3 dives in: "I've got him! Oh, he's gooey and slippery! Hurry!"

Assistant Support Manager begins to run at Litotes screaming: "AAaaaahhh!"

Temp Receptionist: "Alright!"

Litotes smiles and drops his elbow into Accountant #3's head.

Temp Receptionist: "N..no way!"

Litotes: "My evil clowning technique is unstoppable! Now I will show you some real man boob"

Temp Receptionist: "No... don't!"

Litotes grabs Accountant #3's shirt as he begins to fall.

Temp Receptionist faints.

Assistant Support Manager stops dead in his tracks: "You still have to tell us about your dragonballs."

Litotes: "This isn't what you expected is it?! Did you think I'd let My weakness stay weak forever?"

Assistant Support Manager: "But what about the dragonballs!?"

Litotes pointing down: "Your shoe is untied? And you call yourself professional!"

Assistant Support Manager half looks down... too late.

Litotes (internal monologue: "I'll show you dragonballs!) left spritzer - right cross - kick to the dragonballs.

Litotes: "Too bad. This planet's strongest fighter is reduced to this with one hit."

Temp Receptionist coming around: "I can't take it anymore! I'm going to save myself!"

Assistant Support Manager voice choked and strangled: "Don't be stupid! If you go now, you'll be killed!"

Temp Receptionist: "I don't care! You haven't given me medical or a break, I'm leaving you here to die! Please sign my time card?"

Accountant #3: "Wait Calm down!"

Temp Receptionist: "Let me go Da! Let me go! I'm going! Da! I'm going! I'm going! I'll sign it myself!"

Accountant #3: "You'll be killed!"

Assistant Support Manager: "We believe in you. We know you're going to save this planet!"

Temp Receptionist fleeing to cross-over stairwell: "Not without medical I'm not!"

Accountant #3: "I'm never going to sign your time card! And I'm going to phone your agency too! The clown is right, you're never going to break out of temping you little whore!"

Litotes laughing kicks Assistant Support Manager in the gut again: "Too bad, I would like to have played with him a little more! Hey now - don't you wear out yet. Let me play a little longer."

Assistant Support Manager slowly gets up and coughs. He then puts his arm to his chin wiping away blood and seltzer: "That's it! I'll show you my best move!"

Litotes smiles: "Oh really? And would you be surprised if I already know what it is? Curious at all?"

Assistant Support Manager comes running forward screaming: "AAAaaaaahhhhhhhh!"

Litotes stands calmly with a beatific smile under his pancake make-up.

Assistant Support Manager at the last possible moment arcs an office PBX, multifunction, VOIP capable, feature-rich standalone solution with 24 memory buttons telephone with handsfree option by it's cord towards the clown's head: "Have you tried REBOOTING!"

Litotes side steps and the phone crunches into the head of Accountant #3: "What a useless technique."

Assistant Support Manager stun turning to horror: "No... no, NO!"

Litotes removes the phone from Accountant #3 who slumps dull eyed and mutely over: "Why do you think I show up in person? I'd never let a ragamuffin like you put me on hold for hours! Ha ha ah!"

- Fin -

Evil Clown

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Aciphex = Pronounced 'AssEffects'

Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste & Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.

But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it.

Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."

Brown nose much lately?

I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face.

Perhaps a change in liff-style is in order?

In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter.

Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted?

More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.:

Hey Douglas, how aggressive is your TV campaign to launch AssEffects?

Within a month AssEffects will be in the faces of millions of daytime viewers.

So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus.

Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones.

But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity.

Making their working day just that much more bearable.

Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown?

Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices?

Evil Clown

Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again.

- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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Evil Clown Reads About The Erotic Attractiveness Of Narrative Humor

The Jive Talk Of Rhetorical Theory In The Semantic Spheres Of Dominant Social Paradigms Betray Their Vox Propria Not As Parum Pudicus But As Optimus Decadence As It's Covert Core.



Charm, wit, and style are critical, but dangerous, ingredients in the social repertoire of evil clown elites.

Their use draws special attention, but also exposes one to potential ridicule or rejection for valuing style over substance.

Brian A. Krostenko explores the complexities and ambiguities of charm, wit, and style in evil clown literature and what passes for rhetoric of the late Republic by tracking the origins, development, and use of the terms that described them, which he calls "the language of social performance."

As Krostenko demonstrates, a key feature of this language is its capacity to express both approval and disdain - an artifact of its origins at a time when the "style" and "charm" of explicate cultural practices are greeted with both enthusiasm and hostility.

Evil clowns play on that ambiguity, for example, by chastising beautiful teenage boys as sex crazed degenerates, then arguing that the successful speaker must have a certain sly salacious wit.

Evil clowns, in turn, exploit and invert the political subtexts of language for innovative poetic and erotic idioms [i.e.: to tell the truth and lie at the same time].

Evil Clown

Naked Came The Stranger And My Heart Was Pleasantly Chilled.

- Litotes The Clown

Is it better to have loved and paid, then to never have loved at all?, Evil Clown Mixed Media

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Evil Clown Love Monkey

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 91 - 100!


4th Little Monkey, Evil Clown Sktech, Ink on Paper

91. I am the last link in an unbroken ideologically chain of the Illuminati, the Federal Reserve, the Council on Foreign Relations, the Secret Team running the US federal government and the United Nations

92. John Birch Paranoid Blues

93. Free pamphlet from gun sale at local church really made sense

94. Missed one minimum payment

95. Sometimes I think about holding pencils in front of my eyes and smashing my face into my desk

96. Wanted to sellout, but couldn't find any buyers

97. Sex Without The Base Alloy Of Love

98. One of the Madonnas

99. I hate therefore I am

100. Failure is an option, and very likely

Evil Clown

"You look thin [Victor]."
"It's all those drugs, Dad."

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Overt Leadership Eschewed By Evil Rioting Clowns

Throwing A Brick Never Felt So Damn Good

Evil Clownish Sketch: The Man Who Was Thursday


Excuses for being an evil clown:

51. Too far West is East

52. Clown Rioting - The Unbeatable High

53. Boredom now or hell later?

54. I, simply, am not, true?

55. Business Is Business

56. The evil was there waiting

57. Reasons? There are no reasons

58. Lately, I have been filled with the knowledge that the killer will strike again...

59. CIA campaign to smear and discredit me worked too well

60. Evilution



Terror, fear, horror, phobia, psychic shock and catatonia in the face of evil clowns is a bloody violent birth by the unconscious mind in a bid to protect itself from a real danger - who but an evil clown would try to 'cure' you of such a thing?

- Litotes The Clown

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Fear And Grief Are Prominent Symptoms Of Clown Hysteria

Are You Experiencing A Sharp Pain As If A Spike Is Being Driven Into The Top Of Your Pointy Head?

When laughter is not funny?

Within the daily course of mundane horror I often find myself sobbing and crying until I laugh, then sometimes I can’t stop. Cops, have little sense of humor.

Chinese researchers report pathological laughter involves the disinhibition of freakishly dark urges in the higher brain stem.

Do you find that spasmodic laughter ofttimes degenerate into convulsions of blood curdling screaming?

To untrained observers this spasmodic laughter could seem stupid, insipid and lowbrow. The wise will stand well back.


No money down Irreducibly complex Existentially funny It hurts; it burns Adam and Eve rode dinosaurs to church Intercourse the Penguin

Socially uncomfortable wailing waivers between laughter and sobbing and may seem dissociated from any apparent stimulus (do you frequently laugh while watching the news?).

Symptoms may also include super sensitiveness to extrinsic impersonations.

I’m laughing at war footage
Missiles make me smile
Famine
Pestilence
Vehicle commercials that feature national parks

The Life is a Gom Jabbar. Try, looking at the Cosmos around you, at that places where you dare not look; you'll find the Joker there, laughing back at you!

Evil Clown

A clown with a heart, of course it wasn't hers... and it was still beating.

- Litotes The Clown

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Clown Sex Without The Base Alloy Of Love

Conclusion: Intelligent, Sexy, Exciting, Strong And Banned

Babbler Accuses Audience Of Scopophilia And Ponders Absense of Enthralling Thralls In Current American Myth And Cinematographic Cityscape

Are we to ever see the return of the clown-fatale? Is there no place for her in our fantasy?

The popular perception of the She-Clown is that she is wild, dangerous, run-amok and evil; that is, irresistable.

But this current cultural aversion to real sexuality amounts to censorship.

This type of unconscious repression is a type of misogynistic clown psycho-sexual pathology - personalized and conceptualized in a kind of social bidirectional double headed dilbo, or, later on the dvd, as a sixty-nine of causality between culture and socially constructed reflections of representation.

What is there to fear but our chains?:

Is it that:

- These female clown seductresses have the moxy, virility and positive optimism, along with the potency and strength to expunge common men-folk power?

- Declarations of Love for simpleminded men but mask her sexually petty objectives and grand but opaque political goals?

- He is allowed, at least initially, to believe himself to be manipulating her; to see her as the passive agent of his subterfuge and power?

- Inevitably, frightfully (if at all conscious) or under the vale of ignorance, the sucker will succumb to her sexual power and superior, though subtler will; becoming her pathetically enslaved emotional boot boy?

I may never care.

Evil Clown

A good gag can be a philosophical assassin.

- Litotes The Clown

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Wounded Pride Leads Vengeful Clown To Behead 25 At Friendly Cove

Hell Hath No Fury Like An Evil Clown Scorned.

JJD*, Nootka Sound at Friendly Cove, March 1803.

Trade mission goes terribly wrong for Captain John Salter of the US ship Boston.

When the Boston arrived at Friendly Cove, Chief Maquinna had been trading with Europeans for more than two decades and he knew the drill.

Through hard work and cunning he had made his way up off the street. Through deals and arrangements, Maquinna had become the most powerful man on the East Coast, a man of respect, a man to do business with.

He greeted Salter, assessed trade possibilities and exchanged gifts. He was given a double-barreled rifle. With it he shot ducks and gave them to Salter as a matter of protocol. Maquinna and his warriors danced aboard The Boston to entertain their guests.

But one of the locks on the rifle had broken and Maquinna mentioned it to Salter. Salter assumed it had broken from misuse and called the chief a liar, a shmuck, a stupid fusking savage, etc. in front of his men.

Maquinna knew only some English, but knew he was being insulted and dishonored - he didn’t say a word.

Like Odysseus, Maquinna returns in the guise of a clown with a few friends to amuse the crowds before unleashing the slaughter.

Next day, Maquinna returned with some associates, bearing gifts. Everyone was happy, it was business as usual.

Maquinna wore a mask carved to resemble a fierce animal, they danced wildly and joked around for the crew then stayed for dinner.

Only two were spared.

The ship's blacksmith John Jewitt, instead of being decapitated accidentally had his skull split open and collapsed unconscious.

When he came to it was all over. Jewitt promised to be Maquinna's slave for life; fight for him in his battles; repair muskets and make knives. Maquinna let him live.

On the quarter-deck 25 heads of the Boston's captain and crew were arranged in a neat line on a thick lamina of blood. Each head was brought to Jewitt for identification.

John Thompson, the ship's sail-maker, was later found alive and spared after Jewitt claimed the older man was his father and threatened suicide if his ‘father’ was killed and reminding Maquinna that he would lose his services. Maquinna reluctantly spared Thompson.

The Boston was looted and scuttled.

*John Jewitt's Diary

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That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing NOW!?
- Ash, Evil Dead II (1987)

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