Compared To The Size Of The Solar System...

Your Pluto Isn't As Important As Uranis

Evil clown astronomer.

What, do I have to have text with all my pictures.


More coming soon.

Evil Clown

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Razones de ser un Clown Malvado

Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss.

- Milton, j. , Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)

The grotesque is modern culture, or the vacuum that [it] has replaced with wrestling, sex and horror.

Thankfully there are few real studies of the phenomena that have any real grit or practical use.

This failure is your ally. A blind spot alley down which to appear and disappear.

Masturbatory theories of the neoclassic foundations of repulsion or aesthetic philosophies of revulsion or Existential nausea are based didactically and dialectically upon the the ideation of beauty and rationality, or sometimes, extrinsic hostility.

So what?

Subservience to the subversive nature of post modern endocrinology is practical and more opaque than then the self serving grief of deconstuctivism.

It is to laugh.

In the cracks of the veneer you are free. Once free; there is no veneer, only uncertainty and practical methods remain.

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 181 - 190

181. Evil pays, well

182. Spectacular death – no mundane accidents

183. Revenge no longer an empty or idle wish

184. Evil is always more delicious

185. Credit card debt nightmare

186. Penguin Lust

187. The customer is more or less a sucker, always

188. I can't handle the Truth

189. I tell myself I can't stop

190. Doubting is treason, treason is delicious


Die Clown Die - In German It Means 'The Clown The'
How Could Anyone Who Speaks German Be Bad?

Simpson's logic, Episode: 9F22 Cape Feare

Evil Clown

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Evil Clown Dissected By Academia To Highlight Personality Deficiencies To Her Friends

Science Firmly Proves Academic Isn’t Getting The Point

Recent studies on clown psychology have introduced innovative models of identity configuration progression and open new insights into how clowns contract their identity(ies).

Early modal bonding is the foundation of (and on) emotional and cognitive intersubjectivity (see: http://attachment.edu.ar/intersubjectivity.html). Stiff individuation and subsequent sublimation of the self, first in clown-academic confrontation and then in post identity formation are the basis of theoretical social+-ego integration.

It is rightly acknowledged that clown–academic bonding lubricates mutual realization of the subjectivity of the other. However, it is presumptuous to presume that the ideation of the process would be greater relatedness and/or identity penetration because of the relationship.

Indeed, it is healthy and natural that turgid individuation must itself rupture the close and intense clown–academic liaison.

Variance of motion in the instance (and the subtext) of clown–academic conflict is the realization and hyperextension of a deep-seated contempt which must burst the rigid confines and firm boundaries of the relationship or shatter the self.

These theories aid in conceptualizing the discrepancies noted by progressive theorists which have traditionally been seen as parities.

Less sophisticated models of attachment have dumped these aspects of the academic’s experience like so much cheap used tissue.

Because of the nature of the participants and some clowns’ reputation for mirth, merrymaking and affable nature, it is necessary to dispel bigoted notions about academics’ inability to express humour, appreciate humour or deliver a punchline.

It has been correctly noted:

…that [academics] who …share their humor, generally do not use the [clown] forms of humor …because they simply are not the best tool to facilitate their communication goals... [T]he "one-two punch line" form of most traditional [clowning intercourse] simply doesn't appeal to most [academics]…

- Women Rarely Prefer the Quickie. L. Naranjo-Huebl. Paraphrased from FPS:WHMBCR. Accessed 2005-11-26. http://www.fnsa.org/v1n4/huebl1.html

Which reminds me of a joke I heard recently:

Two mathematicians are studying a convergent series.

The first one says: "Do you realize that the series converges even when all the terms are made positive?"

The second one asks: "Are you sure?"

"Absolutely!"

V. Runde. Math Jokes. Accessed 2005-11-26.

quod erat demonstrandum

T. Dolby, 1988. Aliens Ate My Buick: Airhead. Access 2005-11-27. http://www.thomasdolby.com/reference/lyrics_aliens.html

Close and careful scrutiny of previous studies reveal grave mechanical deficiencies in clowns’ masculinist and androcentric values. Frequently a clown’s inadequacy is sheathed as humour, namely: pranks, insults, put downs, practical jokes, riffs, rants and brief tongue lashings.

Yet, upon reflection, it becomes quickly all too obvious that their nature, despite claims to the contrary, is neither supportive nor caring.

Clowns obviously have a deep-rooted fear based aggression that attenuates the organ of identity, manifesting as the need to humiliate, debase and subjugate others both psychologically and physically. This is often done under the guise of public charm or in extremis during intimate and private communication.

On top of which, specious anecdotal evidence is often used to ‘prove’ that clowns are funnier than academics, as where we have shown that clowns are not funny, they just think they are.

But what I really want to know is why the evil clown doesn’t call?

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"Are You going to allow intolerant cultures to go on?"
- Litotes The Clown

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Shenyang Clown Incident

I Don't Understand The Younger Generation

All loyal facilities in Shenyang, China have banned the Clown Fable after some students threatened friends and teachers by altering paper stationery to look like a Death Threat and marking the names of people they loathed on it.

It has been proclaimed a poisonous thrall upon the soul, creating wicked hearted clowns.

Simple minds simple Rules

- The evil clown whose name is here-in written shall die

- It don't count if you don't have the clown's face seared into your mind - so they's don't get no clown by miss take

- 40 secs GO. How you write it - it will happen. BTW: average HS typing speed is about 35-55 words per minute. If you set it down longhand, cursive writing (not what you think) is to be expected

- If no particular or particularly grusome manner of death is described in hideous detail the clown will die of one of: cancer, heart attack, cancer, suicide, car accident, cancer, collateral damage, accidental gardening accident, choke to death on someone(')s unfinger-printable vomit, cancer, car bomb, tax reasons or convenient random act of evil (pay it forward)

- After labeling the cause of death, the horrific minutia should be excruciatingly detailed within in the next 400 seconds

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A cautious young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in
He committed a sin
Without even leaving the garage.

That's clever, isn't it?

- Blood
A Boy and His Dog (1975)

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