Shenyang Clown Incident
I Don't Understand The Younger Generation
All loyal facilities in Shenyang, China have banned the Clown Fable after some students threatened friends and teachers by altering paper stationery to look like a Death Threat and marking the names of people they loathed on it.
It has been proclaimed a poisonous thrall upon the soul, creating wicked hearted clowns.
Simple minds simple Rules
- The evil clown whose name is here-in written shall die
- It don't count if you don't have the clown's face seared into your mind - so they's don't get no clown by miss take
- 40 secs GO. How you write it - it will happen. BTW: average HS typing speed is about 35-55 words per minute. If you set it down longhand, cursive writing (not what you think) is to be expected
- If no particular or particularly grusome manner of death is described in hideous detail the clown will die of one of: cancer, heart attack, cancer, suicide, car accident, cancer, collateral damage, accidental gardening accident, choke to death on someone(')s unfinger-printable vomit, cancer, car bomb, tax reasons or convenient random act of evil (pay it forward)
- After labeling the cause of death, the horrific minutia should be excruciatingly detailed within in the next 400 seconds
Visit Evil Clown
A cautious young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in
He committed a sin
Without even leaving the garage.
That's clever, isn't it?
- Blood
A Boy and His Dog (1975)
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All loyal facilities in Shenyang, China have banned the Clown Fable after some students threatened friends and teachers by altering paper stationery to look like a Death Threat and marking the names of people they loathed on it.It has been proclaimed a poisonous thrall upon the soul, creating wicked hearted clowns.
Simple minds simple Rules
- The evil clown whose name is here-in written shall die
- It don't count if you don't have the clown's face seared into your mind - so they's don't get no clown by miss take
- 40 secs GO. How you write it - it will happen. BTW: average HS typing speed is about 35-55 words per minute. If you set it down longhand, cursive writing (not what you think) is to be expected
- If no particular or particularly grusome manner of death is described in hideous detail the clown will die of one of: cancer, heart attack, cancer, suicide, car accident, cancer, collateral damage, accidental gardening accident, choke to death on someone(')s unfinger-printable vomit, cancer, car bomb, tax reasons or convenient random act of evil (pay it forward)
- After labeling the cause of death, the horrific minutia should be excruciatingly detailed within in the next 400 seconds
A cautious young fellow named Lodge
Had seatbelts installed in his Dodge.
When his date was strapped in
He committed a sin
Without even leaving the garage.
That's clever, isn't it?
- Blood
A Boy and His Dog (1975)
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Labels: academia, clown art, clown picture, evil, evil clown, evil clown painting, litotes the clown, violence
posted by Litotes The Clown at 10:39 PM
1Comments:
Clown: Happy the Clown
Manner of Death: Stapling him to the floor by his ears and duct taping gerbils to his thighs. While they were attempting to get loose via gnawing through his legs, they developed a taste for human flesh. They burrow deep within him till they finally disconnect the aorta. It fills up the chest cavity with blood causing his lungs to be crushed by the weight. In short, he actually suffocates.
After reading this, you would think I have a lot of pent up anger issues. Nope. I just hate clowns.
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