Litotes The Clown Challenges You To Know Your Inmate, Unnatural Talents

Why Not Pimp Your Own Freakish Impulses?

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Do you posses what's required for your functioning existence? Why not pimp your own freakish impulses? Why not let them mislead you down the merry path?

I bet there are secret things you can do soooo well, others would be astonished to see pictures of them on the Internet. Think about it.

Could those shadowy abilities you try to repress be the dark angel of temptation trying to seduce you onto a road much less travelled?

Start with your weakness! All too of ten clowns focus on their good points.

No one ever gets anywhere by being:

• a team player who wants responsibility
• can work well independently
  
• has attention to detail
• the ability to work well under pressure
• having excellent communication skills (both orally and written)
• proficient with computers
• the mad desire to answer to three bosses

The papers are filled with those crappy jobs all the time. That junk will get you burned out faster than junk.

Have the courage to bridge the gap and do what you truly can't resist.

Here are a few classics to get you started:

1 Lust
2 Gluttony
3 Greed/Avarice
4 Sloth (not the mammal)
5 Wrath
6 Envy
7 Pride

Could you use some or ALL of these weakness everyday? Especially at work? If not, why not? You are missing out on the true path to excess.

Cultivate fate, conquer tears and take the plunge.

Evil Clown

This isn't just another disco drug deal gone bad, is it?
- Litotes The Clown

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