Litotes The Clown Challenges You To Know Your Inmate, Unnatural Talents

Why Not Pimp Your Own Freakish Impulses?

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Do you posses what's required for your functioning existence? Why not pimp your own freakish impulses? Why not let them mislead you down the merry path?

I bet there are secret things you can do soooo well, others would be astonished to see pictures of them on the Internet. Think about it.

Could those shadowy abilities you try to repress be the dark angel of temptation trying to seduce you onto a road much less travelled?

Start with your weakness! All too of ten clowns focus on their good points.

No one ever gets anywhere by being:

• a team player who wants responsibility
• can work well independently
  
• has attention to detail
• the ability to work well under pressure
• having excellent communication skills (both orally and written)
• proficient with computers
• the mad desire to answer to three bosses

The papers are filled with those crappy jobs all the time. That junk will get you burned out faster than junk.

Have the courage to bridge the gap and do what you truly can't resist.

Here are a few classics to get you started:

1 Lust
2 Gluttony
3 Greed/Avarice
4 Sloth (not the mammal)
5 Wrath
6 Envy
7 Pride

Could you use some or ALL of these weakness everyday? Especially at work? If not, why not? You are missing out on the true path to excess.

Cultivate fate, conquer tears and take the plunge.

Evil Clown

This isn't just another disco drug deal gone bad, is it?
- Litotes The Clown

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Why Is This Man Wearing A Clown Face On His Crotch?

Does Nike Think This Kind Of Behavior Is Funny?

Subvert subversion to sell merde. As a near pure brand Nike has nothing to sell but… its… well… brand.

And brand is about lifestyle, aspirations and strong emotions.

Q: Which line of overpriced shoes represents who you are as a person?

A: All of them you shallow mindless fusker.

Nike is the winged Pagan Goddess of victory who runs and flies at great speeds. She is a shape-shifter that can appear in any guise.

But Nike is also part of the Modern Marketing Pantheon as the Deity of Brand.

How many supposed Christians wear this symbol, part Pagan God / part Secular God to church?

Greed, love of money, lust, envy?

When one child kills another child for shoes it is not only a travesty and a sin, it is a Blood Sacrifice on an Unholy Alter. This is the path of Sin that leads to Satan.

Who, but an Evil Clown, could work children in poverty like slaves to sell sacrilegious abomination to other children in a frenzy of greed, envy and Blood Lust?

They revel in their illicit and obscene profits and thrive on the chaos and moral emptiness they sow.

Who but an Evil Clown could market this scheme for their master Lucifer?

Who would defend the Devil with a straight face?

Nike even has its own Prayer – to itself!

It’s called a Brand Mantra. A mantra is a sacred Pagan verbal formula repeated in prayer, meditation, or incantation, such as an invocation of a God, a magic spell, or a syllable or portion of scripture containing mystical potentialities.

Nike’s is: Authentic Athletic Performance

It has even been suggested that 2 Nike executives contemplated getting a few of the shoe buyers killed at random to spur sales of their latest shoe. This is obviously expanding on kids getting mugged for their sneakers. [Paraphrased from Jennifer Government]

Now, ‘Michael Jordan mugged for sneakers’ is hilarious, this is not.

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"All anybody has to do is call a Nike factory a 'sweatshop' that's 12,000 miles away, and how do you prove it or disprove it?"

- Phil Knight, founder of Nike

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