Dan Mitchell Asks Of American Senator Kent Conrad 'Is He a Clown, Hack, or Demagogue?'

Mitchell, A Subtly, Insightful And Balanced Writer Saves Readers Considerable Time By Answering His Own, Apparently Not Rhetorical Question In The First Line Of His 500 Word Article:

"Actually, the answer is all of the above."

This Evil Clown thanks Mitchell for saving me from having to actually read his article, learn anything meaningful or wade through his one sided rhetoric.

Litotes The Clown does not know anything about this so called 'Senator Kent Conrad' but will take Dan Mitchell at his word. Dan always tells me the truth, he told me so.

After all, Dan Mitchell calls himself 'a top expert on tax reform and supply-side tax policy'; how could he not tell the truth about himself or the 30 year old cutting edge tax policy thinking of 1980?

Prior to joining the Cato Institute (a libertarian fish tank not to be confused with the Kato Kaelin Institute), Mitchell was a senior fellow with The Heritage Foundation (the Heritage's stated mission is to "formulate and promote conservative public policies"; what could be more transparent than that?) (also not to be confused with the Heritage Front).

He also served on the 1988 Bush/Quayle (remember Quayle?) transition team and was Director of Tax and Budget Policy for Citizens for a Sound Economy; this organization was so popular that they signed up members without their knowledge or consent before disbanding due to lack of interest in 2004.

There is a word for people like Dan Mitchell and evil clowns know it.

That word is 'Hero'.

Not because of his long and blithe relationship with reality, ethics, morality and the truth, but because of his boldness in argumentum ad hominem in the title of his article, "Clown, Hack, or Demagogue".

That and he used the word "clown" as if it were a bad thing.

Evil Clown

Question: Who said it?

"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

Abraham Lincoln
Confucius
Maximilien Robespierre
Mohandas Gandhi

Answer:

Litotes The Clown


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Experiencing More Daymares

Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern



After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

Our time is up.

Here come the judge.

Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

Evil Clown

Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

- Evil Clown Dictionary

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Aciphex = Pronounced 'AssEffects'

Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste & Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.

But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it.

Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."

Brown nose much lately?

I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face.

Perhaps a change in liff-style is in order?

In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter.

Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted?

More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.:

Hey Douglas, how aggressive is your TV campaign to launch AssEffects?

Within a month AssEffects will be in the faces of millions of daytime viewers.

So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus.

Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones.

But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity.

Making their working day just that much more bearable.

Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown?

Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices?

Evil Clown

Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again.

- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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'America' Is America's Porn Name

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?

I can now more effectively segment my life.

Thanks to the drugs and the army training.

For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.

What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.

Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.

It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.

That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.

So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.

Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.

I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.

Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).

Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.

How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.

It's good to be whole.

Evil Clown

Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.

- Litotes The Clown

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Looking For A Straw In A Stack Of Needles

Simulate The Simulacrum You Damn Dirty Ape Of Your Carbon-Paper Ideals!

Knock, knock. Who Is There.

You, who you think of as yourself as is trapped like a marionette, like a, like a... clown marionette held by a mountebank, in a recursive spiral, a badly phrased subroutine who's GIGO is the capitulation of of of of of estrangement of self of of audience... Who are you pretending to be again again?

Endogenous information; what a jester's joke: a self-help book that wrote itself is a publisher's wet dream of an editor's worst nightmare.

Proto[con]science grasps at the macro-contexuality and fumbles for the micro-emergent quintessence of the nexus. Is second-order cybernetics yet scheduled to be too passé?

But how can we tell when whether or not one of use has have had an or the original vicarious experience?

One of us is so tired of making this shit up that we don't care anymore.

Evil Clown

Idiolect: n, You are a Special person!

- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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Always Be Proud Of Your Ancestry:

Five to Ten Thousand Years of Rape, Pillage, War, Monkeys, Slugs and Clowns























From: Foundational American Sociological Lies:

If I play fair and conform to society, I will win in life
-- which is material success

- Racket Theory: How Humans Behave


Or, to have it another way...


“One way to define culture is “the way a group of sheople prefer to behave.”

The trickster for organizational clowns is to find ways to ensure that the company culture, that is the way their sheople prefer to behave, is supportive of what is needed to successfully deliver the company strategy-” [- You poor; me rich.]

- Tosti (2007:21)

ERIC #: EJ762203
Title: Aligning the Culture and Strategy for Success
Authors: Tosti, Donald T.
Descriptors: Organizational Objectives; Employment Practices; Employer Employee Relationship; Organizational Culture; Organizational Development; Organizational Theories; Diversity (Institutional); Success
Source: Performance Improvement, v46 n1 p21-25 Jan 2007

Evil Clown

There is no justice, just us, you, me and darkness.
- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown Reads About The Erotic Attractiveness Of Narrative Humor

The Jive Talk Of Rhetorical Theory In The Semantic Spheres Of Dominant Social Paradigms Betray Their Vox Propria Not As Parum Pudicus But As Optimus Decadence As It's Covert Core.



Charm, wit, and style are critical, but dangerous, ingredients in the social repertoire of evil clown elites.

Their use draws special attention, but also exposes one to potential ridicule or rejection for valuing style over substance.

Brian A. Krostenko explores the complexities and ambiguities of charm, wit, and style in evil clown literature and what passes for rhetoric of the late Republic by tracking the origins, development, and use of the terms that described them, which he calls "the language of social performance."

As Krostenko demonstrates, a key feature of this language is its capacity to express both approval and disdain - an artifact of its origins at a time when the "style" and "charm" of explicate cultural practices are greeted with both enthusiasm and hostility.

Evil clowns play on that ambiguity, for example, by chastising beautiful teenage boys as sex crazed degenerates, then arguing that the successful speaker must have a certain sly salacious wit.

Evil clowns, in turn, exploit and invert the political subtexts of language for innovative poetic and erotic idioms [i.e.: to tell the truth and lie at the same time].

Evil Clown

Naked Came The Stranger And My Heart Was Pleasantly Chilled.

- Litotes The Clown

Is it better to have loved and paid, then to never have loved at all?, Evil Clown Mixed Media

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Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 211 - 220

"Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage



Justify My Love:

211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for

212. I'm a Fool for Love

213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them

214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will...

215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world

216. History depletes itself

217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment

218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you

219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me

220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end

Evil Clown

"He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head."
- G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles

Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media

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Loving Iraq Doggie Style With Rhythm Method; Arguing Over Which Surge Or Push To Withdraw After

Evil Clowns Should Have Used A Condom

The rhythm method is named after Hermann & Ogino and involves a lot of calendars, timetables and counting days in order to have or avoid a new birth and / or an accident. It has a very high failure rate.

It is also used as the name of behaviour to peoples who have intimate contact but want to avoid any long term commitments.

Sometimes the rhythm method is confused with premature withdrawal.

The difficulty with the withdrawal method is that in the heat of repeated surges, creative deployments and tactical forays the brain can become fevered with a euphoria that pushes and trusts activity to the edge of a peak, and beyond, in the unreal and temporary belief that control can be maintained indefinitely.

Just before the edge is reached, protestations and reassurances that there is complete control, reach their pitch. Efforts at self deception and general manipulation reach their peak.

Once, you find yourself suddenly and somewhat unexpectedly, in the throws of la petite mort and the situation falls into a chaotic frenzy of abandonment.

Rationality is abandoned as one or both parties (or more) lose reason and abandon their forebrain in a passionate animalistic madness. Fury and ecstasy combine without a sense of consequence.

There may be recrimination, quilt or indifference. In the horrendous sweaty mess of the aftermath, there is smoking in the dark.

This is why a cordon or other form of control is very useful in the intercourse of nations. Even the protective barrier of sanctions and gel (water or silicone not oil) allow consumption of relations between parties, or even group play, without the risks (or significantly reduced risks) of unwanted consequences (let's not use the word 'blowback' - blowback is usually what got us heated up in the foreplay, er... first place).

Two more thoughts:

1. Talk to everyone involved before you start bashing mindlessly away with your stick. Communication and imagination is what makes it safe and enjoyable for everyone.

2. If you can't handle your stick in a responsible and adult manner, if you can't live up to the consequences of your actions, if you aren't prepared to live up to the possibility of long term commitment involved - abstain.

Evil Clown

Concede: That you are misdirected and pummeled with fabrications, and have been, your entire waking life [GIGO].

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Contemporary Audience Appauled At Clownish Figure

The Appearance Of Perception: Echoes In A Cube Farm

Evil Clown Drawing Medium: Office issue green pen on standard printer paper

In this original graphic art the artist has skillfully adapted their unnatural surroundings and appropriated material from the corporate culture. This petty subversion may be interpreted as inversion of the formulaic hierarchy of capitalist taxonomy.

This contemporary 'at hand' exploration of graphic media and visual relationships cleverly under-renders the tonal values and spacial grounding of the subject to great effect. One can feel the numbed horror of these sparse sketchy lines.

The overall emotional impact is as restrained as the muted logic of accident victims in shock. Through the tunnel of the thousand yard stare we see ourselves: Not seething with rage. Not the slave owners of destiny. We are hillbillies at the mall - He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?

Evil Clown

Mrs. Taylor: Dr. Hathaway, I saw your show the other night on radioactive isotopes and I've got a question for you.
Dr. Hathaway: Yes?
Mrs. Taylor: Is that your real hair?

- Real Genius, 1985

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Why Is This Man Wearing A Clown Face On His Crotch?

Does Nike Think This Kind Of Behavior Is Funny?

Subvert subversion to sell merde. As a near pure brand Nike has nothing to sell but… its… well… brand.

And brand is about lifestyle, aspirations and strong emotions.

Q: Which line of overpriced shoes represents who you are as a person?

A: All of them you shallow mindless fusker.

Nike is the winged Pagan Goddess of victory who runs and flies at great speeds. She is a shape-shifter that can appear in any guise.

But Nike is also part of the Modern Marketing Pantheon as the Deity of Brand.

How many supposed Christians wear this symbol, part Pagan God / part Secular God to church?

Greed, love of money, lust, envy?

When one child kills another child for shoes it is not only a travesty and a sin, it is a Blood Sacrifice on an Unholy Alter. This is the path of Sin that leads to Satan.

Who, but an Evil Clown, could work children in poverty like slaves to sell sacrilegious abomination to other children in a frenzy of greed, envy and Blood Lust?

They revel in their illicit and obscene profits and thrive on the chaos and moral emptiness they sow.

Who but an Evil Clown could market this scheme for their master Lucifer?

Who would defend the Devil with a straight face?

Nike even has its own Prayer – to itself!

It’s called a Brand Mantra. A mantra is a sacred Pagan verbal formula repeated in prayer, meditation, or incantation, such as an invocation of a God, a magic spell, or a syllable or portion of scripture containing mystical potentialities.

Nike’s is: Authentic Athletic Performance

It has even been suggested that 2 Nike executives contemplated getting a few of the shoe buyers killed at random to spur sales of their latest shoe. This is obviously expanding on kids getting mugged for their sneakers. [Paraphrased from Jennifer Government]

Now, ‘Michael Jordan mugged for sneakers’ is hilarious, this is not.

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"All anybody has to do is call a Nike factory a 'sweatshop' that's 12,000 miles away, and how do you prove it or disprove it?"

- Phil Knight, founder of Nike

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