Monday, June 27, 2011

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 231 - 240

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This evil clown picture is entitled 'Joker in the inferno/horned clown/evil clown sun glasses'


231. Asserting something doesn't make it true - only asserting it over and over again can do that

232. She wants to breed

233. No man so fierce but knows some touch of pity, but I know none, and therefore am a clown

234. Hello Kitty brass knuckles a real hit with the kids

235. Eurydice, in her daze did not recognize me

236. I refuse to curry favour with the Lords of Darkness

237. Abrasive irony and nihilism at its best

238. Pity stops and stares, compassion stoops and cares, I ridicule and scare

239. The hive chooses

240. Addiction and mental disorders run in families; and sometimes down the gutters and through the alleys naked from the waste down


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  • My background is in Physical Literature. I've read some really big books.

    - Litotes The Clown

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    Wednesday, May 07, 2008

    Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 211 - 220

    "Chance", "Natural Causes" & "God" Are Insufficient Explanations And Do Nothing To Alleviate My Rage



    Justify My Love:

    211. Peace is something worth fighting dirty for

    212. I'm a Fool for Love

    213. To tell deliberate lies while genuinely believing in them

    214. Deep in my heart I hope he will leave her... But I don't think he ever will...

    215. Being an Evil Clown is the most beautiful thing one can do in this godforsaken world

    216. History depletes itself

    217. Nature or nurture?: My creator chose my chaotic evil alignment

    218. Created by clown haters and clautophobics like you

    219. Psychos in hockey masks, Reagan & Nixon masks and fancy ass suits don't scare or attack me

    220. Does God exist? The complexity of my salasious nightmares, vivid waking horror visions and direct implacable commands to do His will, points to a deliberate Designer who, not only created our universe, but plans to bring it to a bloody end


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  • "He is a [sane] man who can have tragedy in his heart and comedy in his head."
    - G. K. Chesterton, 1909, Tremendous Trifles

    Evil Clown Picture: No greater love was ever shown - all major credit cards accepted, mixed media

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    Saturday, December 29, 2007

    I Hate Clowns, No I Really Do

    Do you have messed emotions about clowns?

    Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?

    Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?

    Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...

    Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?

    Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?

    Have you ever seem a child dressed as a clown and thought you were seeing the future?

    Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?

    Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?

    Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?

    Do you suspect drug usage?

    Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?

    Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?

    After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?

    What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!

    To Do:

    Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).

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  • God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...
    - The Invitation (2003)

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    Thursday, December 27, 2007

    Razones de ser un Clown Malvado

    Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss.
    - Milton, j. , Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)

    The grotesque is modern culture, or the vacuum that [it] has replaced with wrestling, sex and horror.

    Thankfully there are few real studies of the phenomena that have any real grit or practical use.

    This failure is your ally. A blind spot alley down which to appear and disappear.

    Masturbatory theories of the neoclassic foundations of repulsion or aesthetic philosophies of revulsion or Existential nausea are based didactically and dialectically upon the the ideation of beauty and rationality, or sometimes, extrinsic hostility.

    So what?

    Subservience to the subversive nature of post modern endocrinology is practical and more opaque than then the self serving grief of deconstuctivism.

    It is to laugh.

    In the cracks of the veneer you are free. Once free; there is no veneer, only uncertainty and practical methods remain.

    Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 181 - 190


    181. Evil pays, well

    182. Spectacular death – no mundane accidents

    183. Revenge no longer an empty or idle wish

    184. Evil is always more delicious

    185. Credit card debt nightmare

    186. Penguin Lust

    187. The customer is more or less a sucker, always

    188. I can't handle the Truth

    189. I tell myself I can't stop

    190. Doubting is treason, treason is delicious


    Die Clown Die - In German It Means 'The Clown The'
    How Could Anyone Who Speaks German Be Bad?

    Simpson's logic, Episode: 9F22 Cape Feare


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    Sunday, October 29, 2006

    Quelques Raisons D'etre Un Clown Mauvais

    Or Some Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:

    31. Path of least resistance

    32. Recurring 12 men in tiny car fantasy

    33. Saruman convinced that the Halfing weed is bad

    34. Morally ambiguous novel endings finally got to me

    35. Resistant to treatment

    36. Done lying for a living

    37. Hypocrisy finally lost sacrilicious taste

    38. Clowns in front office imposed dress code

    39. Different is bad 'Duff'erent is good - can't get enough of that wonderful Duff

    40. Feet not only Big Thing I got

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    I leak out of definitions.
    - Litotes The Clown

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