Reasons (Who Needs Reasons?) To Be An Evil Clown, 191 - 200

Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?

191. Meaningless as all purpose

192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out

193. I see my job as consoling you

194. You're always letting us humans down

195. My job does me

196. Drunkards paradise

197. Her eyes, glazed with lust

198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation

199. Moral panic

200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die



Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.

Evil Clown

Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper

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I Hate Clowns, No I Really Do

Do you have messed emotions about clowns?

Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?

Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?

Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...

Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?

Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?

Have you ever seem a child dressed as a clown and thought you were seeing the future?

Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?

Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?

Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?

Do you suspect drug usage?

Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?

Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?

After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?

What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!

To Do:

Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).

Evil Clown

God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...
- The Invitation (2003)

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To Effectively Compete An Evil Clown Needs More Than Scary Face

There Are 3 Methods To Differentiate Yourself From Other Evil Or Scary Clowns

1.Cost leadership

Let's face it, magicians are great and kids clowns with clean records can almost be trusted, but do you have any what idea what they will charge for a party?

Just show up as someone's brother-in-law and hustle the bar until you are ready to preform.

2.Differentiation

What makes YOU stand out from other evil clowns?

OHhh, scary leer/face paint/baseball bat [sigh].

Try to spend more than five minutes thinking [Thinking] about it, the first five things you have thought up have been covered by evil clowns who have come before you, e.g.:

Off colored jokes
Filthy language
Offensive humor
Drunken behavior
Intimidation tactics

diu le lo moe if you expect more than a yawn for this shi

Think about your Unique Sales Proposition

3. Locus, Locus, Locus

Concentrate on one Tight Orifice – work it vigorously, meet the needs of your target better than the competition can even dream of doing to cultivate customer loyalty. Then dump them and move on.

Dreams Are The Disease

Evil Clown

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Schadenfreude Clown Gründe für Vergnügen, 161 - 170, mmm!

Reasons to be an Evil Clown - Ripped from todays shocking headlines!

161. Scary Clowns cheat to win, Evil Clowns win to cheat

162. I prefer to see existence in terms other than those of rigid philosophical dichotomies, or not

163. Backbreaking personal sacrifice for external validation by authority figures needs to be mocked

164. If you think I'm funny now, just wait 'til we have sex

165. I believe EVERYTHINK happens for a reason

166. Cleanliness is next to managerliness

167. I'm not an evil clown, I just like to wear the shoes on weekends

168. Deeply played games

169. We are not what was intended

170. Don't worry babe, I'm angry enough for the both of us

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Evil Clown

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Everyone Wears Masks - Every Clown Has Personas

Sometimes, Behind The Mask Or The Paint There Is No Face

A hollow perfect facade, a clown's mask hides; nothing. Our panic and anxiety don't mark us out as unique or special; they make us interchangeable.

This Job, This Life, Is Erasing Me - Mixed Media On Paper


There is an idea of an evil clown; some kind of abstraction.

But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory.

And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable...

I simply am not there.

American Psycho (2000 (film not book))

... he's a clown without a face
A sound to fill their silence, a soul that leaves no trace
Every happy song is drowned in, drowned in sorrow
Yet no one sees the tears in his eyes
His dreams are gone, no special song, no tomorrow
No chorus as his spirit slowly dies

- Piano Player, Words by John Murphy, Music by David Sinclair

Feeling went away in the fire
And the fire is still burning
Someone said that we are all liars
It's amazing what I'm learning
All the words you say
When you talk and you talk that way
Burn and melt away
We cry and we die

Hide ourselves inside the sarcasm
The whisper of your name
Another game of jokes and laughter
Clown without a face

- Last Time Out, Skywire by Common Children

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!

T. S. Eliot (1925)

Evil Clown

This isn't really who i am, is it?
- Litotes The Clown

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Life Changing Strategies Make Me Feel Like A Hollow Clown

This Evil Clown Drawing Was Inspired By Work

Some days I am more suicidally depressed than others
I like to day dream about your hands touching me

Reading self help books make me more depressed
I feel like a wave going under

Numbed and one half step removed, transitory, like wind through dried grass
I wonder only vaguely at that stillness

The clown was handed to me from some online coloring book. I used my finicky gold and silver pens and some metallic colors, they and the highlighter don’t show up very well when scanned – it loses luminescence.

Sometimes I think about holding pencils in front of my eyes and smashing my face into my desk.

TGI Friday

Evil Clown

Attention Deficit Sandwich
- Litotes The Clown

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