'America' Is America's Porn Name

Readily will I display the intestinal fortitude required to fight on to the objective and complete the mission, though I be the lone survivor... Do you mind if I keep my socks on?

I can now more effectively segment my life.

Thanks to the drugs and the army training.

For instance: on my facebook profile I neglect to post about the drug deal/hockey game/you owe me sex fall-out/screaming match; and in my journal I take it for granted that I am beyond hating hockey – I just don't care – our out-of-town/foreign mercenaries bought and paid for by billionaires are better than your commercialized athlete-of-fortune hired by billionaires. I mean, fcuk, I can't even give a shit.

What I am basically talking about is compartmentalization – without the psychosis.

Being able to accept (laugh) at the contradictions without identifying with any of them or losing yourself (or myself) in one or another or interstitial zones of between.

It's not that I ever believed in a Platonic ideal – it's that I thought I was a Platonic ideal.

That or the poor shit-heel chained in the cave or the monkey of it's own shadow.

So now everywhere I lie and I speak the truth.

Only the wise-asses know the tell of it.

I can sit on a stack of Bibles and cut off your legs just below the knee with a cunning phrase, or I can disembowel my own truth with a few choice words.

Today it was 21/69 and girl-woman at the register was wearing an armless winter coat (in this heat).

Her only fat was mammary perking her nipples and trying to create dimples on her bum. Poor objectified thing.

How I would like to help her cock the leakage in her segmentation.

It's good to be whole.

Evil Clown

Jesus was my bastard son: back when we worshipped the sun.

- Litotes The Clown

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Looking For A Straw In A Stack Of Needles

Simulate The Simulacrum You Damn Dirty Ape Of Your Carbon-Paper Ideals!

Knock, knock. Who Is There.

You, who you think of as yourself as is trapped like a marionette, like a, like a... clown marionette held by a mountebank, in a recursive spiral, a badly phrased subroutine who's GIGO is the capitulation of of of of of estrangement of self of of audience... Who are you pretending to be again again?

Endogenous information; what a jester's joke: a self-help book that wrote itself is a publisher's wet dream of an editor's worst nightmare.

Proto[con]science grasps at the macro-contexuality and fumbles for the micro-emergent quintessence of the nexus. Is second-order cybernetics yet scheduled to be too passé?

But how can we tell when whether or not one of use has have had an or the original vicarious experience?

One of us is so tired of making this shit up that we don't care anymore.

Evil Clown

Idiolect: n, You are a Special person!

- Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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I'm Perfectly Sane = Imperfectly Sane

Stop Clowning Around; Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 221 - 230





221. Quit while you're getting head

222. Your mother is a whore. My pimp told me so

223. More Homeomorphism

224. Malice is to love as wind is to fire, it extinguishes the small and kindles the great

225. American Idol is the Devil's workshop

226. Silly kids – trixs are for whores

227. Even from the box of my emotional compartimentalization I want to beat my fists to bloody stumps half way down my forearms... and laugh, laugh, laugh

228. Don't get your panties in a twist sugar britches, just get me another beer

229. Every cloud has a silver binding

230. Jesus slept

Evil Clown

Life is a dog and peony show.
- Litotes The Clown


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Evil Clown Can't Sleep, Must Eat

Evil Clowns Stalk City And Stock Freezers After Dark



Behind This Tie

No one knows what it is like to be the bad clown
To be the sad clown
The mad clown
Behind a red nose

Who gets what it is to be fated
To be baited
Forever unsated
Baptized in lies

I have months were I'm only lonely
Eyes that don't gleam but are empty
No soul can touch me
When love is a monstrosity

My life may feel pointless and empty
My actions seem pithy
But my dreams are visions
Ethics own actuality

Sharp voices they guide me
Self harm nurture's me
Necrotic impulses fulfill me
Little hauntings sustain me

Evil Clown

Evil Clown image: we sleep, they go to work - business men of the night, mixed media on paper

The real artist erases the line between crying and laughter.
- Litotes The Clown


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Evil Clown Being and Nothingness

Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210

Reasons:

201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern

202. No place is safe, only safer

203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up

204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil

205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value

206. You're all in this together

207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat

208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh

209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff

210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages)



The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
- Bertrand Russell

Evil Clown

I doubt certainty.
- Litotes The Clown

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Reasons (Who Needs Reasons?) To Be An Evil Clown, 191 - 200

Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?

191. Meaningless as all purpose

192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out

193. I see my job as consoling you

194. You're always letting us humans down

195. My job does me

196. Drunkards paradise

197. Her eyes, glazed with lust

198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation

199. Moral panic

200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die



Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.

Evil Clown

Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper

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The Smell Of An Evil Clown; Fear And Loafers

Are you easily embarrassed? Do you you fear the attention of an audience? Do people laugh with you; or at you?

Have you noticed that if an evil clown senses your fear they will glom onto you and rope you into their act in front of God and everyone?

So you pretend not to be afraid, you try not to let them smell your fear, or worse, you act like you hate clowns intensely.

Now that may put off an amateur, someone who simply slips on a nose to pull a one-off office prank.

But to a real clown you have just marked yourself out as a challenge, and the best kind of mark:

• They can smell your fear.
• Even if you win you lose.

You're going to get some uncomfortable attention. You don't like attention do you?

You really won't like the kind of attention you are about to get.

And the clown, the clown wants attention, all kinds of attention, just look at the way their dressed. Look at how they act. Why would anyone want, or need, that kind of attention?

Any half-bred clown is going to make you look like spunk smeared on an underwear ad in front of the everyone no matter what you do.

They've either thought it through before hand, gone over it, or been through it many times already.

They know all the moves you could make and they've got an arsenal of counter moves fully primed.

They know the angles. They see you coming. They've trained like commandos.

Maybe they'll let you take the first shot. Perchance they'll just jump on you at the first sign of resistance, hesitation or fear.

But pros usually work over amateurs with a handicap to keep things interesting.

Who's in control here? Some clowns love power. But is it more powerful to pretend to give power away?

Even if it blows up in their face and they look like a fool in the end, guess what? They win, they are a fool, they got attention. And you, you look like a mean sob without a sense of humor and you just got a lot of attention you didn't want.

- - - - -

What makes it so dammed funny?

According to James Beattie (1776):

Laughter arises from the view of two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in complex object or assemblage, or as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them.

E.g.:

Season's Greetings:

I wanted to send your family a Christmas Card of a monkey making love to a shaved beaver, but I have to have it copyrighted first. So, instead (now that the photo shoot is over), I am sending you a real monkey, a beaver, half a bottle of Viagra and 6 tabs of ecstasy.

Merry XXX-Mas,

Litotes The Clown

An evil clown is as empty and as full as a bible full of blank pages.

• Evil Clown

Evil Clown drawing:
Evil clown smells your fear and likes to point you out for special attention.

Ink on paper.

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I Hate Clowns, No I Really Do

Do you have messed emotions about clowns?

Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?

Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?

Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...

Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?

Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?

Have you ever seem a child dressed as a clown and thought you were seeing the future?

Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?

Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?

Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?

Do you suspect drug usage?

Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?

Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?

After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?

What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!

To Do:

Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).

Evil Clown

God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...
- The Invitation (2003)

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Why I Am An Evil Clown And You Could Be Too, 171- 180

Bad Apples Theory Exposed As So Much Compost

Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.

Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood

171. Soulful self mutilation

172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus

173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward

174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave

175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u

176. Smells like desperation

177. Intolerance is my anti-drug

178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig

179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times

180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand

The very definition of a great punchline:

...the evaluation of the quality of jokes is a realistic goal for the linguistic analysis of humor, albeit a distant one that will require extensive research (Attardo 1994: 215).

Evil Clown

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To Effectively Compete An Evil Clown Needs More Than Scary Face

There Are 3 Methods To Differentiate Yourself From Other Evil Or Scary Clowns

1.Cost leadership

Let's face it, magicians are great and kids clowns with clean records can almost be trusted, but do you have any what idea what they will charge for a party?

Just show up as someone's brother-in-law and hustle the bar until you are ready to preform.

2.Differentiation

What makes YOU stand out from other evil clowns?

OHhh, scary leer/face paint/baseball bat [sigh].

Try to spend more than five minutes thinking [Thinking] about it, the first five things you have thought up have been covered by evil clowns who have come before you, e.g.:

Off colored jokes
Filthy language
Offensive humor
Drunken behavior
Intimidation tactics

diu le lo moe if you expect more than a yawn for this shi

Think about your Unique Sales Proposition

3. Locus, Locus, Locus

Concentrate on one Tight Orifice – work it vigorously, meet the needs of your target better than the competition can even dream of doing to cultivate customer loyalty. Then dump them and move on.

Dreams Are The Disease

Evil Clown

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Schadenfreude Clown Gründe für Vergnügen, 161 - 170, mmm!

Reasons to be an Evil Clown - Ripped from todays shocking headlines!

161. Scary Clowns cheat to win, Evil Clowns win to cheat

162. I prefer to see existence in terms other than those of rigid philosophical dichotomies, or not

163. Backbreaking personal sacrifice for external validation by authority figures needs to be mocked

164. If you think I'm funny now, just wait 'til we have sex

165. I believe EVERYTHINK happens for a reason

166. Cleanliness is next to managerliness

167. I'm not an evil clown, I just like to wear the shoes on weekends

168. Deeply played games

169. We are not what was intended

170. Don't worry babe, I'm angry enough for the both of us

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Evil Clown

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Evil Evil Clown Lists Them All

A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity ~ Sigmund the Clown

When you can't sleep write me a list of reasons to be an evil clown:

61. Strange Attractors

62. Dick, Philip K.

63. Excess is a journey, not a destination

64. Everyone needs to feel recognized and appreciated, so we can get more work out of you

65. A touch of attitude makes a huge difference

66. People without imagination are as brave as hell

67. The road to recognizing your true nature, it's discovering secret power and magic and menace which were always lurking in the corner of your little mind

68. Need to laugh at the President, all Presidents

69. The mind, once stretched by the horrible truth, can never settle back into its original shape

70. The weight and pressure of trying to win one too many customer service awards


Image: Art Inappropriation Devours Pop Culture Reference, Copycamp Stalag 13

Evil Clown

My contrast creates your virtue.
- Litotes The Clown

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More Reasons To Be An Evil Clown

Evil Evil Clown, scribble on paper, Taste The Difference

Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:

11. What gets measured gets done

12. Self help books depress me

13. After all I'm only one person

14. I asked myself what Jesus would do

15. Secure the crime scene, interview the neighbours... I'm goin'a miss my show

16. It all comes out in the wash

17. ISO 9000 turned out to be just a big phucking waste of time

18. Everybody hurts, sometimes

19. See yourself as a winner

20. Wash hands before and after? Stupid rules!

Art of the Evil Clown

Science always beats considerations of good and evil.

- Litotes The Clown

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Evil Clown Finds Solace In Your Abandoned Mixed Tapes

The emotional and physical shakes are always a bit disorienting

I am taking things day by day and doing my best to enjoy the good life that I have.

It's still a struggle.

My medication only serves to dull my pain and my mind and world away for a brief timeless time, what is mind without pain in lotus land?

I am a bit haunted these days too, with vivid dreams, uncontorted balloons, and unpainted faces. That's a small but bitter pill for me, but hardly the galling scald that it once was.

My time will yet come.

My clowning is going horribly and it is a source of much anxiety. But I keep plugging away.

I had a job interview on Thurs that went very well, I wore my new red shoes with the green laces. They seemed to think my shaking hands were part of the act.

Anyway, now is the time to concentrate on numbers and signs, the voodoo of economics, the magic of business, and the science of keeping them guessing. And they say religion takes faith.

I have been keeping myself busy as part of my road to wellness. I have been watching movies again and again and again and reading scifi backwards.

But my big kick right now is bootleg audio tapes from second hand stores, thrift shops and garage sales.

I particularly like mixed tapes that were obviously made for friends in highschool and contain personal references in the liner notes and funny A / B side names like 'Through The Wide Elysium' and 'Burned Away By Fire' personalized cover art is also a big plus.

It seems that I have replaced my neurotic acquisition of figurines and mood-boxes with obsessively searching for pirated mixed tape music.

I was very happy when I found Tom Waits 'the piano has been drinking' and a whole slew of 80s music that is impossible to find. It IS a tragedy that this sort of piracy didn't kill the music industry as predicted.

My collection is rapidly growing.

I miss you and I'm glad that you are doing ok. I hope stuff works out with the least amount of fuss.

Best Wishes,

Litotes The Clown

Sometimes, I wonder, is my Dog superstitious?

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If hyperbole were all I needed in this world, I would have been set a long time ago.

Clonw

Photo Donation:

Evil Clown Interview Suit, Self Portrait, They Can't Hurt Me Any More, I Hope...

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Evil Clown In Santa's Hat

Business Meeting Drawing (taking notes is a useless waste of time when they say one thing but ph1uck the customer), Ink On Paper

Accurately identifying and sizing your market is one of the most difficult exercises that an evil clown will undertake.

Factors to fake include your socio-economic condition, your sector growth, your market penetration, volume/size/length/thickness, your assets and price.

Markets should always be defined using both "top-heavy amplitude" and "bottoms-up realism."

Don't overstate the size of your market even if you have special cream or perform in the dark.

Always have an Exit Strategy

Plan and memorize a couple of credible exit alternatives with supporting evidence:

• scan the neighbourhood
• review blueprints or building plans
• note if fire exits are alarmed
• test the response time of the morality squad
• take special note of windows
• do not underestimate the distance to the ground

I'm all about empathy and baseball bats
- Litotes The Clown

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Psycho Meat Puppet Theatre Of The Mind

Evil Clown Drawings: I Like What You're Thinking, Ink On Paper

This evil clown act involves hilarious screw-ups and misdirected rescue behaviour.

The clown is trying to 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' trick the audience or other performers into feeling sorry for them.

Rules Of Thump:

1. Don't take responsibility for your so called lif (abbrev. for liff, see: The Meaning of Liff (Paperback) by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd).

2. Don’t take any action that might lead to a solution, don't DO anything to get yourself out of funny situations. However, you must keep very busy – drama follows action.

3. Get into difficult if not improvable or paradoxical positions. How doesn't matter, give them the old razzle-dazzle. Not everyone will buy the BS but the gullible and aroused will believe and you can use their emotions against them.

4. Act helpless until you want something or they are within easy striking distance.

5. Do I Have to mention Whiney?

6. Make it obvious that you want and believe that others can make your existential existence better.

Pantomime Horse:

1. Sickness, accidents, family deaths, loving/abandoning pets, suicidal behaviour and crying during soup commercials are your stock and trade.

2. Realistically but subtly exaggerate pain to exact sympathy and get out of helping friends move.

3. Heartache: She said I looked like her 4th husband.

Bore Issues:

1. Anyone who loves me must be too stupid to see how defective I am so I'll screw them up before they discover how worthless I am and leave me.

2. Harm & Indulgence tissues – better than Kleenex.

3. Entitlement is the flip side of sexploitation.

Player Character Background:

1. I only get taken care of (not loved) when I ma ufcked up or in pain.

2. When in doubt act infantilized, if you can't spell that act spoiled.

Conscious Bot: You make me un/happy. Situations I magically fall into are untenable.

Unconscious Bot: You will rescue me because it's your fault and I'm hapless.

Doesn't Play Well With Others:

Let's focus on why Mary is hurting my feelings for no reason.

Jesus is being such a jerk!

Other Characters:

Only potential rescuers need apply.

Words That Are Not In The Dickionary:

Assertive & Responsible.

Queue For Big Scene:

Must make a decision / take action Or enter pain.

Common Freelings & Associates:

Listening, sympathy, suggestion giving, supportive, rescue response, guilt, empathy burnout, frustration leading to resentment, take a hike you brat.

Treatment:

I am neither Spanish nor a lawyer nor a Spanish lawyer.

Scoring:

Remember, the game here is not to get 'something' out of life or Do anything, the game is played by various forms of complaining and half hearted but ultimately planned/failed attempts at competence.

1. Points are counted by gaining sympathy and empathy.
2. Free rides count for triple points.
3. Repeated conning of the same mark is a 25% total bonus.
4. Guilt (from others) is good (0.5pt).

Catch 22:

Fulfillment of desire leads to regression which destroys source of gratification which leads to rescue which fulfills desire...

Evil Clown

"What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing."

Somerset, se7en

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I'll Eat Anything As Long As It's A Baby

Man vs. Clown!


I'll eat anything as long as it's a baby: Veal, lamb, puppy.

As long as it hasn't had a chance to really live.

Life experience makes the meat tough.

Innocence makes it sweet and tender.

- Peter Lynn,
Things I said, but shouldn't have #12



Peter Lynn's way of thinking is way off key.

He should be ashamed of himself.

He will have a very short-lived and lonely life if he keeps this up.

He has made such a joke of it all, and Lord help him. One day he will stand in front of God and have to explain his actions.

He can either change his ways or find himself spending eternity in Hell.

In another post he reveals his sensitive side with a coworker:

"Can I talk to the baby?" I ask.

"Sure," she says.

I bend close. "Your mommy's worthless," I say.

- Peter Lynn

Check out his blog and other ' Things I said, but shouldn't have'

Man vs. Clown!
Old blog http://manvsclown.blogspot.com/


Evil Clown Art: Theosophist Trembles In Ecstasy

Theosophists have been infected with a suspicion of the overwhelming splendor of the clown cycle in which our humanity forms but ephemeral shadows.

Mixed media on 100% rag paper

Evil Clown

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Around about now in history:

August 1930 - The debut of the Amos and Andy show on NBC (radio) starring Freeman Gosden and Charles Correll, was it:

- A ground breaking positive influence
- Racially offensive stereotyping
- A once profitable franchise flogged to death

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Boulevard Of Broken Clowns

Do I Walk Alone

Evil Clown Art, Title: chorus: thinking about drinking; drinking about thinking... Media: paper on ink

Common Mistake 1: Drinking to “catch up” if arriving late to a party Or I'm happy that others are now too inebriated to pay attention to their booze in the fridge.

Common Mistake 2: Having sex under the influence Or waking up every morning screaming “It's not mine!”

Common Mistake 3: Driving after drinking Or during drinking, so you can get to the liquor store, so you can buy more.

Common Mistake 4: Women thinking they can drink as much as men Or panty pealer.

Common Mistake 5: Drinking to feel better Or 15 to 20 minutes of euphoria you can only vaguely recall.

Common Mistake 6: Thinking that others at university are drinking excessively Or frig, I was worried that I had a problem, but look at that guy! Go! Go! Go! GOOOO!.

Common Mistake 7: Leaving drinks unattended Or some frigger may take your drink Or woe to they that leave their drink unattended – I'll teach them a lesson.

Common Mistake 8: Taking Tylenol (Acetaminophen) to help with a hangover Or absolutely anything I can get my hands on OR nothing, I deserve to suffer.

Common Mistake 9: Thinking food will sober you up quickly Or hurting myself until I can feel something again.

http://www.mcmaster.ca/health/hwc/Newsletters/nov04/thinking_about_drinking.htm

Litotes The Clown

...and tired of thinking about drinking
for thinking of drinking while thinking
about drinking and thinking about drinking
It's a man-sized inside...

The Tragically Hip, Eldorado www.thehip.com

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Paper Cuts And Insomnia Incongruity And Societal Criticism

I Can’t Remember Where I Hid The One True Good

Evil Clown Sketch: Sometimes It Hurts To Be Crazy, Pencil on Paper

The monstrous can not be unqualified and produce funniness. Whereas it may be weird, it must also clash with harmony so that, like, we can, you know, compare and contrast it to that superannuated ideal.

I am Sailing To Ganymede and my fingers get up and walk away.

Those plebes’ whose ambitions are inessentially pedestrian are in themselves a grotesque warning of the yearning for the false solace of currency and the implications of victory over others, over the system and the demands of self for self demands.

In the same moment they deem simple rules and procedures concerning how to handle the dangerous substances of good and evil as self evident and, further more, that these principles are fixed and resist all attempts at relativism or the troubling mundane circumstances of day to day mortal life.

Like the fact that my fingers are a big spider.

Contest these hack philosophical questions simile predestination vs. free will, why evil clowns prosper and the towers of our self projects fall into ruin, despair and fevered introspection and what is justice or the good anyway and why the hell should I care anymore? After that poisonous little princess tossed my heart into the ashes!

Why should I even try when I'm this tired. I wouldn't even be writing this if Julie didn't have a loaded camera to my head.

Evil Clown

The Consolation of Philosophy? Comic irony is meaningless.

- Litotes The Clown

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How to Make It Big In Spite of Your Hang-ups

Vigorous Repetition Of Basic Techniques May Lead To Mastery Or Slavery

Evil Clowns' Fine Art Painting titled: Sometimes I Let The Paint Take Control, Acrylic On Canvas

Envisage for an unspecified interval of time that it is 5 annum from now; ideally this would take you less then 5 annum.

Are you still getting the same amount you are now? Or maybe just a little more? Are you discontented, flummoxed and deeply ungratified?

“Hold on a hog tied minute” you are saying to yourself “this is not the encouraging pillow talk and the semi-lucid, if somewhat suggestive prose, I have come to expect from this fine information focused, noncommercial, content driven, informational, edifying, educative, elucidative, enlightening, explanatory, instructive, authoritative, informed Evil Clowns Internet website.”

Just hang on to the edge of the bed for a minute and trust me, this is coming somewhere.

Most folks take action long after it is too late.

They squirm in the steely clutches of their own indecisions and animal responses. They undulate rhythmically under the inevitable convergence of everything that rises. They utter pleas and groans like pleasant incantations against eternity. Relax.

Do not delude yourself that this self same scenario could not happen to you, is not happening to you right now. From a certain point of view (POV) we are all in the middle of slow motion actions and accidents that we can’t yet see or feel, but are about to come.

When you can see it coming, all of life is prolonged foreplay for what may later seem to be an unmitigated frenzy of thrashing action pounding against the walls of our comfort zone. At least let's hope so.

So, is repeated repetition the silk road to mastery or the hobgoblin of little minds or, somehow, both?

Evil Clown

I wish I could think of anything funny to say.

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