Always Be Proud Of Your Ancestry:

Five to Ten Thousand Years of Rape, Pillage, War, Monkeys, Slugs and Clowns























From: Foundational American Sociological Lies:

If I play fair and conform to society, I will win in life
-- which is material success

- Racket Theory: How Humans Behave


Or, to have it another way...


“One way to define culture is “the way a group of sheople prefer to behave.”

The trickster for organizational clowns is to find ways to ensure that the company culture, that is the way their sheople prefer to behave, is supportive of what is needed to successfully deliver the company strategy-” [- You poor; me rich.]

- Tosti (2007:21)

ERIC #: EJ762203
Title: Aligning the Culture and Strategy for Success
Authors: Tosti, Donald T.
Descriptors: Organizational Objectives; Employment Practices; Employer Employee Relationship; Organizational Culture; Organizational Development; Organizational Theories; Diversity (Institutional); Success
Source: Performance Improvement, v46 n1 p21-25 Jan 2007

Evil Clown

There is no justice, just us, you, me and darkness.
- Litotes The Clown

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Reasons (Who Needs Reasons?) To Be An Evil Clown, 191 - 200

Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?

191. Meaningless as all purpose

192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out

193. I see my job as consoling you

194. You're always letting us humans down

195. My job does me

196. Drunkards paradise

197. Her eyes, glazed with lust

198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation

199. Moral panic

200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die



Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.

Evil Clown

Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper

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Yog-Sothoth In A Clown Mask

Disfunction Junction - Evil Twin Clowns From Calcutta Circus


Shaking through the core of my body, near my diaphram, like the irregular fluttering of my father's heart before his pacemaker, out to all the reaches of my bio-empire.

My hands vibrate like too much coffee, adrenoline overload and drug problems. Which is what it is. The sweats and sensory distortion, well, it makes for a bad day. Yog-Sothoth in a clown mask.

I'm afraid to go out, pick up the phone, or open email. Cthulhu works through compression.

Inside, my tidal forces are turbulently trying to align with the new moon of more drugs. I am at the high tide of dosage on a bloody beach of human bones.

Outside my life is waiting for me. Outside my life is going on. Outside my life is going by. Which is the dream?

The Old Ones my father told me about press in warping them like the sweating plaster walls of a badly sealed grow-op.

Is it better than the vertigo, falling into doorframes, knocking pictures off the wall, panic, anxiety and the hospital?

A change is as good as a rest.

I am forcing myself to eat and drink.

I am keeping busy with porno, house cleaning, and scalping old music from the internet.

The shakes should pass soon, I know in my head, and I will go back to real worries. The Outer Gods will retreat again, sleep again.

There is so much I have to do. It is hard to keep a grip on myself and everything else.

I can't think of a metaphor beyond my own trembling body and the eerie whine of half heard incantations.

Evil Clown

Magic, you want magic? I can change any thought that hurts into a reality that hurts even more.

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Private Thoughts Of An Evil Evil Clown At Work

Litotes the Clown Journal Entry 2005-01-05

This morning Vile the Live Evil Clown (names are changed to protect the innocent / dead / consumed), in the freak show I call my life, mentioned ‘Dark Matter’ (see below) casually, was it a slip? He didn’t seem to realize that he said it. It was hard to tell. I didn’t want to look too closely or seem to look like I was looking too closely.

A little later Vile said ‘Cthulhu works through compression.’ Another slip? Or is he trying to judge my reaction? Ascertain my loyalties?

I kept my face blandly neutral and pretended I hadn’t heard. He watched me closely as he continued to talk about bandwidth, multimedia, etc. His attention was like a palpable radar. A physical force. Pinging me through the suddenly thick atmosphere.

In a war between vicious factions, it is sometimes best to seem to be too stupid to know what’s going on, to be ‘asleep’. To be a Clown. Sometimes the disguise is too perfect and while pretending to slumber – I sleep.

What happens to the Clown who can no longer tell where or when the dream begins?

I don’t know which side he is on, I must remain guarded and neutral. In a way it doesn’t matter – that he is in the game anyway is bad enough.

I hate this.

I must find a way; through the fog.

It’s like wonder being violated by a sense of fear and evil. Fear is by far the oldest and strongest of our emotions. Some believe that our biggest fear is of the unknown.

They are mistaken.

Our biggest fear is unutterable, even to ourselves. It is inevitably bound up with fascination and wonder. It is, in part, a machine in which collective insanity incinerates itself as a protective instinct.

It is a spectral tragedy spilling out of the mouth of madness. It is not the unknown – it is the unknowable.

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Dark Matter

Material that is believed to make up (along with dark energy) more than 90% of the mass of the universe but is not readily visible because it neither emits nor reflects electromagnetic radiation, such as light or radio signals. Its existence would explain gravitational anomalies seen in the motion and distribution of galaxies. Dark matter can be detected only indirectly, e.g., through the bending of light rays from distant stars by its gravity.

Cthulhu

'In His House at R'lyeh Dead Cthulhu waits dreaming, yet He shall rise and His kingdom shall cover the Earth.'

Cuthulhu is the chief deity of a secret cult (www.cultofcthulhu.net). The cult often masquerades itself as a hoax, a joke or fictitious religion. Though its seemingly harmless horror mythos of books, games and other culture products it seduces, corrupts and recruits new members.

Or put another way… A hoax that is presented as a hoax, that presents itself as a hoax, is no longer a hoax, but while an actual hoax is not presented as a hoax, neither is a work of fiction presented as a hoax -- but in the latter case this precondition for the hoax prevents it from functioning as a hoax. But then the "care & verisimilitude of an actual hoax" may create the suspicion in the reader that the tale is a fictionalized version of real events, and in effect an inverse hoax presenting reality as fiction rather than the other way around.

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It would be as useless to perceive how things "actually look" as it would be to watch the random dots on untuned television screens.

- M. Minsky, 1988. The Society of Mind. Simon & Schuster.

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