Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Experiencing More Daymares

Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern



After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

Our time is up.

Here come the judge.

Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

  • Evil Clown


  • Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

    - Evil Clown Dictionary

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    Friday, May 21, 2010

    Aciphex = Pronounced 'AssEffects'

    Congratulations Oronym The Clown : A Burning, Bad Taste & Belching Solution Needs To Have The Sound "Ass" In It.




    But not those of the people who developed it, own it, named it or market it.

    Doctor Side Effects says watch for: "headache, diarrhea, nausea, vomiting, and abdominal pain, pain, sore throat, gas, infection, and constipation."

    Brown nose much lately?

    I'd feel like heaving it up after looking into that particular face.

    Perhaps a change in liff-style is in order?

    In every event, it's really a Brand name that struck me into laughter.

    Ask, is this a mistake that went unvetted?

    More likely, I feel, based on my previous experience, the name was birthed with the best of intentions, but as it was wrangled through sooo many documents, committees and meetings and casual conversations, e.g.:

    Hey Douglas, how aggressive is your TV campaign to launch AssEffects?

    Within a month AssEffects will be in the faces of millions of daytime viewers.

    So, somewhere along the line, a random or cog of some sort heard it and knew it to be bogus.

    Most just suppressed the knowledge out fear - the usual little ones.

    But there were likely a few, one or two who had to suppress violent laughter and said the word at ever opportunity.

    Making their working day just that much more bearable.

    Or was it a daring jest by a covert corporate clown?

    Dick Names Bad Breath Drug: AssEffects - To See If Anyone Notices?


  • Evil Clown

  • Nonce word: ?, never mind, you'll never hear it again.

    - Litotes The Clown, Evil Clown Dictionary

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    Friday, April 30, 2010

    Always Be Proud Of Your Ancestry:

    Five to Ten Thousand Years of Rape, Pillage, War, Monkeys, Slugs and Clowns























    From: Foundational American Sociological Lies:

    If I play fair and conform to society, I will win in life
    -- which is material success

    - Racket Theory: How Humans Behave


    Or, to have it another way...


    “One way to define culture is “the way a group of sheople prefer to behave.”

    The trickster for organizational clowns is to find ways to ensure that the company culture, that is the way their sheople prefer to behave, is supportive of what is needed to successfully deliver the company strategy-” [- You poor; me rich.]

    - Tosti (2007:21)

    ERIC #: EJ762203
    Title: Aligning the Culture and Strategy for Success
    Authors: Tosti, Donald T.
    Descriptors: Organizational Objectives; Employment Practices; Employer Employee Relationship; Organizational Culture; Organizational Development; Organizational Theories; Diversity (Institutional); Success
    Source: Performance Improvement, v46 n1 p21-25 Jan 2007



  • Evil Clown


  • There is no justice, just us, you, me and darkness.
    - Litotes The Clown

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