Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Experiencing More Daymares

Clown Makeup - Camouflage Your Face With An Irregular Pattern



After watching the news I heard what sounded like a great multitude of channels, saying "Alleluia! Salvation, glory, and might belong to our nation, for true and just are our judgments. We have condemned the great harlot who corrupted the earth with her harlotry."

Harlots! That made me half pinch open one eye.

Seething political and cultural zealots love to show lots of cleav,.., er,, footage of whatever they disapprove of.

But even benign and prosaic content can become fiendishly alien and perverse in the latex gloved hand - revealing the forbidden mirror of their desire.

Like all those humiliated television preachers who constantly raved about sins of the flesh, the evil of drugs, the scourge of homosexuals and saw perversity in children's television shows and indecency in newspaper comic strips - a war between good and evil, right and wrong, morality and what they ended up getting caught for.

So, take your free fetish porn where you can get it - If you're not supposed to like it, complain and campaign incessantly about it.

When you look into the crack of the abyss; the crack also looks back into you.

Anyway and of course it is also just one more entry in our apocalyptic line up.

Our time is up.

Here come the judge.

Jesus is coming; everybody look busy.

Officially I have become bored with 'The End Of The World'.

This doesn't mean it ain't gonna happen; I'm just saying.

  • Evil Clown


  • Meme: An information pattern (Meme: An information pattern, held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.), held in an individual’s memory, which is capable of being copied to another individual’s memory.

    - Evil Clown Dictionary

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    Monday, January 21, 2008

    The Mock Is Ticking

    He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies.


    Books are dead things
    With a potency of life in them
    As active as those bastard progeny
    Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are

    Nay they do preserve as in a vile
    That purest efficacy and extraction
    Of that frightful living intellect that bred them

    For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book..

    The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature
    Nothing but God's image
    But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself
    Kills God, as it were, in the eye

    Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue
    Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out
    And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally”
    Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat

    - With Apologetics to Mr John Milton

  • Evil Clown


  • Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper.

    Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Sunday, March 05, 2006

    Teacher Probed Over Bush Remarks

    Thought Crime, Sex Crime Or Pun Crime, Evil Clown Asks

    Talk of 'violation' and 'probe' may lead to penal system.

    Read it here:
    Teen secretly recording adult and reporting them to the authorities
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    In this supposedly serious article...

    1 student complains, 150 teens protest peacefully – praise Dick and Bush that one of those kids could abstain from promiscuous social discourse and report the case of loose talk to his, obviously more politically mature and sophisticated, daddy.

    Am I laughing or crying? Can I tell any more?

    Hey, wait a minute... is this the editor talking to me in secret code? Maybe they are not trying to keep a straight face, maybe they are laughing or suddenly scared because no one seems to get the joke.

    Cum on, doesn't it sound like a bad high school joke or a satirical submission to an erotic story orgy?

    I am already creating the concept and the copy for the porn sequels:

    • Bush Punishes Loose Lipped Teacher
    • Teacher Turns Tables On Bush
    • Bush Gets Detention And Learns Lesson After Class
    • Teacher And Bush See Each Other In Different Light
    • Dick Joins Home Schooling Initiative
    I guess thought crime is sexual farce, or is it sexual farce is a thought crime?

    Maybe the editor has their tongue firmly but sensually planted in cheeks?

    Maybe they are playing the straight man who doesn't realize that the in-cruise movie is Bareback Disco Gang Bang until after three drinks and the ship has left the harbour.

  • Evil Clown

  • Coming soon:
    Another Fine Product From Evil Evil Clown
    A Looters Guide To America's Cities

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