Dan Mitchell Asks Of American Senator Kent Conrad 'Is He a Clown, Hack, or Demagogue?'

Mitchell, A Subtly, Insightful And Balanced Writer Saves Readers Considerable Time By Answering His Own, Apparently Not Rhetorical Question In The First Line Of His 500 Word Article:

"Actually, the answer is all of the above."

This Evil Clown thanks Mitchell for saving me from having to actually read his article, learn anything meaningful or wade through his one sided rhetoric.

Litotes The Clown does not know anything about this so called 'Senator Kent Conrad' but will take Dan Mitchell at his word. Dan always tells me the truth, he told me so.

After all, Dan Mitchell calls himself 'a top expert on tax reform and supply-side tax policy'; how could he not tell the truth about himself or the 30 year old cutting edge tax policy thinking of 1980?

Prior to joining the Cato Institute (a libertarian fish tank not to be confused with the Kato Kaelin Institute), Mitchell was a senior fellow with The Heritage Foundation (the Heritage's stated mission is to "formulate and promote conservative public policies"; what could be more transparent than that?) (also not to be confused with the Heritage Front).

He also served on the 1988 Bush/Quayle (remember Quayle?) transition team and was Director of Tax and Budget Policy for Citizens for a Sound Economy; this organization was so popular that they signed up members without their knowledge or consent before disbanding due to lack of interest in 2004.

There is a word for people like Dan Mitchell and evil clowns know it.

That word is 'Hero'.

Not because of his long and blithe relationship with reality, ethics, morality and the truth, but because of his boldness in argumentum ad hominem in the title of his article, "Clown, Hack, or Demagogue".

That and he used the word "clown" as if it were a bad thing.

Evil Clown

Question: Who said it?

"Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth."

Abraham Lincoln
Confucius
Maximilien Robespierre
Mohandas Gandhi

Answer:

Litotes The Clown


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Teacher Probed Over Bush Remarks

Thought Crime, Sex Crime Or Pun Crime, Evil Clown Asks

Talk of 'violation' and 'probe' may lead to penal system.

Read it here:
Teen secretly recording adult and reporting them to the authorities.

In this supposedly serious article...

1 student complains, 150 teens protest peacefully – praise Dick and Bush that one of those kids could abstain from promiscuous social discourse and report the case of loose talk to his, obviously more politically mature and sophisticated, daddy.

Am I laughing or crying? Can I tell any more?

Hey, wait a minute... is this the editor talking to me in secret code? Maybe they are not trying to keep a straight face, maybe they are laughing or suddenly scared because no one seems to get the joke.

Cum on, doesn't it sound like a bad high school joke or a satirical submission to an erotic story orgy?

I am already creating the concept and the copy for the porn sequels:

• Bush Punishes Loose Lipped Teacher
• Teacher Turns Tables On Bush
• Bush Gets Detention And Learns Lesson After Class
• Teacher And Bush See Each Other In Different Light
• Dick Joins Home Schooling Initiative

I guess thought crime is sexual farce, or is it sexual farce is a thought crime?

Maybe the editor has their tongue firmly but sensually planted in cheeks?

Maybe they are playing the straight man who doesn't realize that the in-cruise movie is Bareback Disco Gang Bang until after three drinks and the ship has left the harbour.

Evil Clown

Coming soon:
Another Fine Product From Evil Evil Clown
A Looters Guide To America's Cities

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