Sunday, March 05, 2006

Teacher Probed Over Bush Remarks

Thought Crime, Sex Crime Or Pun Crime, Evil Clown Asks

Talk of 'violation' and 'probe' may lead to penal system.

Read it here:
Teen secretly recording adult and reporting them to the authorities
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In this supposedly serious article...

1 student complains, 150 teens protest peacefully – praise Dick and Bush that one of those kids could abstain from promiscuous social discourse and report the case of loose talk to his, obviously more politically mature and sophisticated, daddy.

Am I laughing or crying? Can I tell any more?

Hey, wait a minute... is this the editor talking to me in secret code? Maybe they are not trying to keep a straight face, maybe they are laughing or suddenly scared because no one seems to get the joke.

Cum on, doesn't it sound like a bad high school joke or a satirical submission to an erotic story orgy?

I am already creating the concept and the copy for the porn sequels:

  • Bush Punishes Loose Lipped Teacher
  • Teacher Turns Tables On Bush
  • Bush Gets Detention And Learns Lesson After Class
  • Teacher And Bush See Each Other In Different Light
  • Dick Joins Home Schooling Initiative
I guess thought crime is sexual farce, or is it sexual farce is a thought crime?

Maybe the editor has their tongue firmly but sensually planted in cheeks?

Maybe they are playing the straight man who doesn't realize that the in-cruise movie is Bareback Disco Gang Bang until after three drinks and the ship has left the harbour.

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