Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Self Portrait – Clown Relaxing At Home

Evil Clown Art Hobby
Medium: Cheap Acrylic On Watercolor Paper

A clown learns how to paint a self-portrait by mapping the values of his light and dark nature. The I is easily confused and easily fooled.

Mapping is an important method that allows the inner artist to see the 'subject' clearly and to draw it 'as it is' as opposed to 'how you like to think it is'.

It is spiritual realism stripped of superstition
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It is immaculate perception without archetypes

In as much as artistic representation is a process of mediation, the underlying form of all physicality when removed, or, in some cases, abstracted (anything, say, after post-painterly abstraction), restrains contextual tendencies to illusion-ism.

This 'Being in-itself' contrasted, as-it-were, with 'content'.

How then, can this 'Pure Art' be contained or retained if again connected, even with a golden umbilical cord, to subject matter?

The opposite of love is not hate, it is indifference.

Subject matter need only be driven away from art if it is feared like a loathed infection; think about the ignorant but noble savages who drive away Frankenstein's reflection of [womb-less]man himself.

To detest something, even to ascribe to it malicious intent, is to give it power. Then it is a thing to be feared.

But be that as it may, if subject matter is not to be detested or treated like an unfortunate relation, then it need not hold LESS sway than other considerations – namely, form, context, inter-textuality or 'position'.

Now can representation be freed. And once freed, like all things, we find that it has nowhere else to go.

  • Evil Clown


  • Self policing is a humorous concept, have you ever know science to stop discovering of its own volition, profitable enterprises from seeking more profit, the military from training for war or a Chicago cop to pull themselves over and write up a ticket?

    - Litotes The Clown

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    Sunday, March 05, 2006

    Teacher Probed Over Bush Remarks

    Thought Crime, Sex Crime Or Pun Crime, Evil Clown Asks

    Talk of 'violation' and 'probe' may lead to penal system.

    Read it here:
    Teen secretly recording adult and reporting them to the authorities
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    In this supposedly serious article...

    1 student complains, 150 teens protest peacefully – praise Dick and Bush that one of those kids could abstain from promiscuous social discourse and report the case of loose talk to his, obviously more politically mature and sophisticated, daddy.

    Am I laughing or crying? Can I tell any more?

    Hey, wait a minute... is this the editor talking to me in secret code? Maybe they are not trying to keep a straight face, maybe they are laughing or suddenly scared because no one seems to get the joke.

    Cum on, doesn't it sound like a bad high school joke or a satirical submission to an erotic story orgy?

    I am already creating the concept and the copy for the porn sequels:

    • Bush Punishes Loose Lipped Teacher
    • Teacher Turns Tables On Bush
    • Bush Gets Detention And Learns Lesson After Class
    • Teacher And Bush See Each Other In Different Light
    • Dick Joins Home Schooling Initiative
    I guess thought crime is sexual farce, or is it sexual farce is a thought crime?

    Maybe the editor has their tongue firmly but sensually planted in cheeks?

    Maybe they are playing the straight man who doesn't realize that the in-cruise movie is Bareback Disco Gang Bang until after three drinks and the ship has left the harbour.

  • Evil Clown

  • Coming soon:
    Another Fine Product From Evil Evil Clown
    A Looters Guide To America's Cities

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