The RSVP Clown Club is sponsoring two benefit fund-raisers for the Slaughter family of New Matamoras

I Did Not Make Up The Title Or Mid-Ohio Funnier Than I Thought

What Does the Slaughter surname mean?

Occupational name for a slaughterer of animals, from Middle English slahter (an agent derivative of slaht ‘killing’).

Topographic name from Middle English sloghtre ‘boggy place’, or a habitational name from a place named with this term (Old English slōhtre), for example

Upper and Lower Slaughter in Gloucestershire.

Topographic name for someone who lived by a blackthorn or sloe, Old English slāhtrēow.

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Matamoras

OH (village, FIPS 48286)

ICBM address: 39.51863 N, 81.07047 W, Elevation 599
Population (1990): 1002 (447 housing units)
Area: 0.9 sq km (land), 0.1 sq km (water)

Coincidence or Conspiracy?

Evil Clown

One spot begins with a man carrying a large roll of carpet through a laundromat. He struggles with the carpet as he tries to load it into a washing machine.

A voiceover asks, "Need something?" as text appears on the screen.

A Yellowpages.com search box appears and the words "Body Removal" are typed in.

The voiceover continues, "To find it locally you need Yellowedpages.com."

The spot closes with the tagline,

"Moron, We wrote the book on local search."

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