Hey Kids, Listen At The Keyhole

Signs That Your Parents Are In League With Evil Clowns

Are your parents behaving oddly?

Are they engaging in suspicious thoughts or activity?

Let us know if your parents are:

Communicating with people you don’t know.

Gathering intelligence from various non-TV sources – like reading.

Won’t let you play video games that will prepare you for the struggles ahead.

Discuss dirty foreign countries.

Use foreign sounding words you don’t understand:

U.N.
Malapropism
Kinetoscope
Ad hominem
Unconscionable
Empirical

Save Yourself, Reap The Rewards!

Evil Clown

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"It's a nightmare. It has to be a nightmare!"

"But whose, yours or mine?"

- The Twighlight Zone: "Five Characters in Search of an Exit"

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Image Credit:
The Landover Baptist Church
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

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