I No Evil Clowns, Evil Clowns Are Friends Of Mine, You're Know Evil Clown

What do:
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John Wayne
Douglas MacArthur
Harold Lloyd
J. Edgar Hoover
Ernest Borgnine
Buzz Aldrin

have in common with a secret society of clowns?

Ask a Shriner. The fun and games branch of Freemasonry has been oft painted in the same conspiratorial brush as the Masons themselves. Murdered in the Tens Of Thousands by Nazis on the one hand and accused of being in charge of a New One Religion World Order on the other, its a wonder they have any sense of humor of giving at all.

But giving they do.

The men in the fezzy little hats and the clown cars give more to charity than many governments and have helped perhaps millions of children and teens with medical treatment free of cost regardless of race, religion or creed.

If you see one of these guys at a convention or parade and they creep you out because of their wet eyes, stale beer breath, pallid complexion and musty breath - chill out. For a secret society; they have a lot of paperbacks written about them. For evil clowns; well they love children. As for world domination; we could do worse.

Litotes The Clown

I.S.C.A. Mid-Winter
Calgary, AB
Focus is Shrine Clowning
Event starts on: Feb 15, 2006
Event Website: http://www.al-azhar.ab.ca/clowns/index_files/page455.htm
Event Region: Mountain
Country: Canada
Event Type: Type is Convention
Event Focus: Focus is Shrine Clowning
Event Near: Calgary
Event State: Alberta

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There's no better cover than a well known secret society.
- Litotes The Clown

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Image Cred:

3rd Place
Lyle "Raspy" Adams
Arab
http://www.abdallah-clowns.org/cssca/

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