Wednesday, February 01, 2006

You’re Just An Evil Clown Unless It’s Televised

Two Heterosexual Men Rediscover Familial Love Behind Bars

How can two men who were raised by the same TV grow up to be so different?

Some would say that it is one of life’s little mysteries; some would argue vehemently it is a case of their choices.

Two brothers.

One a struggling actor eking out a living as an extra in movies and television and part time clown, spending his time hustling parts and auditioning for reality TV pilots, quiz shows, game shows, polishing his tape for news and weather spots.

He is socially conscious and volunteers his time reading public service announcements for a community access cable station. He is most famous for being verbally assaulted for his ill-conceived Imerican Adle tryout.

The other known for his menacing and grainy images on convenience store security footage, orgiastic crime spree, court TV appearances, taunting video taped messages to police, Outrageous Chases footage, and a special segment on America’s Most Hunted.

The brothers hadn’t talked to each other in years. Brought together by fate and Television.

“I was scanning TV stations as part of my daily research, and I was like, hey, that’s Jeff! Holly Crap! What’s he doing in Tennessee?” Rae called the station when he realized that the footage was live to offer background and color commentary.

Part Deuce: Rockford Files Redux

  • Litotes The Clown


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    A jester unemployed is nobody's fool!
    - Court Jester, The (1956)

    Image Cred:
    The M Files
    mfiles.livejournal.com

    City of Maumee, Crime Stoppers
    www.maumee.org

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