Clowning Coincidence?

Why Do Clowns Do These Things?

Michigan, found same day:

PLYMOUTH, Happy Clowns Inc.
70 year old Fissel Bee the Clown:

Porn
Broken dildo
Dirty talk
Accused
2 young children
Denials
Bail

But you pretty much know the rest of the story, don't you?

In today's unrelated news:

Evil Clowns Promote More Wrestling

TNA will hold an event on Fri. March 17 in Plymouth. The word is The Insane Clown Posse's Psychopathic Records will be promoting the show.

Orgy
Extreme
Unremitting
Violence
Homo erotic
Fantasy
Playtime

But you pretty much know the rest of the story, don't you?

Litotes The Clown

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Kid: Everyone knows that football is a just cryptic fascist symbol for nuclear warfare.

Litotes The Clown: Cryptic?


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