Intelligent Evil Clown By Design
Evil Clowns Evolved From Cesspool Of Life
Sweet ambrosia of the Gods. I give thanks and libations for all that is coffee.
With a satisfied eye lolling on the lewd sections of the morning paper, one eye on the sleepy eyed, voluptuous figures of receptionists and students budding from lassitude and an eye on an argument which is shaping the circus.
To wit;
Evil Clowns: Evolution of Intelligent Design?
Evil Clown Origins Part 1: Gensis
Evil Clowns and Intelligent Design:
Evil Clowns are no accident; their existence necessitates design
Intelligent Design is presented as an alternative to the merely unnaturalistic form of the theory of clown evolution.
Where Evil Clowns designed by an intelligent agent or agents?
The thesis is that Evil Clowns cannot be explained in terms of undirected natural forces and they exhibit features that in other circumstances we would attribute to smartness. Basically:
Evil Clowns are never simple
Law of conversation of information proves that small talk cannot lead to irony or pun
Evil Clowns make too much sense and are too complex to be anything but created
and punchlines
With this new armor, groups and individuals are pushing for a rebalancing in education. But underlying this purely civic seeming agenda is a vendetta against scientists and others of their ilk.
But to get the real story you need to volunteer for a pro-life candidate. In-between licking envelopes, push-polling to determine whether the opponents a) Desire to cater gay weddings at taxpayers expense, B) Secret mulatto children, C) Support of Cuban and China, D) Plans to abandon our brave soldiers overseas to ‘make their own way’, or E) Plan to cripple the country by balancing budget, affects your choice of candidate?
Evolution is wrong because it says that we evolved from slugs
Evolution means were mutants
Evolution is more than just a rational/irrational error. Evolution is responsible for Hitler trying to exterminate hundred of thousands of Jews. Jews are needed to bring about the end times
This translated and misquoted passage from the Bible makes it so
Jesus is coming; everybody look busy!
See Part II: Part Dieux: Evil Clown Partenogenisis
Litotes The Clown
For an unlimited time only:
Post-Traumatic-Stress-Reorder
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Sweet ambrosia of the Gods. I give thanks and libations for all that is coffee.
With a satisfied eye lolling on the lewd sections of the morning paper, one eye on the sleepy eyed, voluptuous figures of receptionists and students budding from lassitude and an eye on an argument which is shaping the circus.
To wit;
Evil Clowns: Evolution of Intelligent Design?
Evil Clown Origins Part 1: Gensis
Evil Clowns and Intelligent Design:
Evil Clowns are no accident; their existence necessitates design
Intelligent Design is presented as an alternative to the merely unnaturalistic form of the theory of clown evolution.
Where Evil Clowns designed by an intelligent agent or agents?
The thesis is that Evil Clowns cannot be explained in terms of undirected natural forces and they exhibit features that in other circumstances we would attribute to smartness. Basically:
Evil Clowns are never simple
Law of conversation of information proves that small talk cannot lead to irony or pun
Evil Clowns make too much sense and are too complex to be anything but created
and punchlines
With this new armor, groups and individuals are pushing for a rebalancing in education. But underlying this purely civic seeming agenda is a vendetta against scientists and others of their ilk.
But to get the real story you need to volunteer for a pro-life candidate. In-between licking envelopes, push-polling to determine whether the opponents a) Desire to cater gay weddings at taxpayers expense, B) Secret mulatto children, C) Support of Cuban and China, D) Plans to abandon our brave soldiers overseas to ‘make their own way’, or E) Plan to cripple the country by balancing budget, affects your choice of candidate?
Evolution is wrong because it says that we evolved from slugs
Evolution means were mutants
Evolution is more than just a rational/irrational error. Evolution is responsible for Hitler trying to exterminate hundred of thousands of Jews. Jews are needed to bring about the end times
This translated and misquoted passage from the Bible makes it so
Jesus is coming; everybody look busy!
See Part II: Part Dieux: Evil Clown Partenogenisis
For an unlimited time only:
Post-Traumatic-Stress-Reorder
##
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