Monday, January 21, 2008

The Mock Is Ticking

He's tried to escape it. He's tried to silence it. But for Litotes The Clown... the circus muzak never dies.


Books are dead things
With a potency of life in them
As active as those bastard progeny
Of that Evil Clown whose seed they are

Nay they do preserve as in a vile
That purest efficacy and extraction
Of that frightful living intellect that bred them

For, as good as it feels to kill a man; It is far better to kill a book..

The Clown who kills a man kills but a reasonable creature
Nothing but God's image
But the Evil Clown who destroys a good book, kills reason itself
Kills God, as it were, in the eye

Give great and effusive praise to fugitive and cloistered virtue
Unexercised and unbreathed, that never sallies out
And sees her adversary, but slinks out of the race, “Thanks Sally”
Where that immortal garland is to be run for, not without dust and heat

- With Apologetics to Mr John Milton

  • Evil Clown


  • Image retribution: evil clown, stick your neck out, Litotes The Clown Audience Ink on paper.

    Please, do not express sympathy to the 'help'.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Wednesday, January 16, 2008

    Evil Clown Being and Nothingness

    Elucidations on Being An Evil Clown, 201 - 210

    Reasons:

    201. When I look into your heart I see a slick red distorted image of me and the kerosene lantern

    202. No place is safe, only safer

    203. There is no human nutrient which cannot be obtained from plants - which means you will be cheap to fatten up

    204. One finger for God; one finger for the Devil

    205. I can feel it coming in the air tonight, oh lord, And I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh lord - In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, Face Value

    206. You're all in this together

    207. Does Evil exist? To state with certainty that there is no Evil, a Clown has to ignore the passion of an enormously vast number of people who are convinced that there is Evil, and my helper: Silly Billy Baseball Bat

    208. Co-workers can't make you cry, but it's fun to pretend to cry... and then morph it into a blood curdling laugh

    209. Moral dilemmas: funny, funny stuff

    210. Evil Clowns truly love children (of all ages)



    The point of philosophy is to start with something so simple as not to seem worth stating, and to end with something so paradoxical that no one will believe it.
    - Bertrand Russell

  • Evil Clown

  • I doubt certainty.
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Monday, December 31, 2007

    Reasons (Who Needs Reasons?) To Be An Evil Clown, 191 - 200

    Contemporary philosophical perspectives highlighted and 'derided' in unnatural sex acts of a Casey Kasem homage?

    191. Meaningless as all purpose

    192. Voted 'Most Likely To Disgust' before dropping out

    193. I see my job as consoling you

    194. You're always letting us humans down

    195. My job does me

    196. Drunkards paradise

    197. Her eyes, glazed with lust

    198. I react in real life situations in the same fashion that I would react in a gaming situation

    199. Moral panic

    200. That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even death may die



    Joking about utopia gets you into trouble.

  • Evil Clown


  • Evil Clown Media Credit: Fool Laments Hamlet, Ink On Paper

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    Saturday, December 29, 2007

    The Smell Of An Evil Clown; Fear And Loafers

    Are you easily embarrassed? Do you you fear the attention of an audience? Do people laugh with you; or at you?

    Have you noticed that if an evil clown senses your fear they will glom onto you and rope you into their act in front of God and everyone?

    So you pretend not to be afraid, you try not to let them smell your fear, or worse, you act like you hate clowns intensely.

    Now that may put off an amateur, someone who simply slips on a nose to pull a one-off office prank.

    But to a real clown you have just marked yourself out as a challenge, and the best kind of mark:

    • They can smell your fear.
    • Even if you win you lose.

    You're going to get some uncomfortable attention. You don't like attention do you?

    You really won't like the kind of attention you are about to get.

    And the clown, the clown wants attention, all kinds of attention, just look at the way their dressed. Look at how they act. Why would anyone want, or need, that kind of attention?

    Any half-bred clown is going to make you look like spunk smeared on an underwear ad in front of the everyone no matter what you do.

    They've either thought it through before hand, gone over it, or been through it many times already.

    They know all the moves you could make and they've got an arsenal of counter moves fully primed.

    They know the angles. They see you coming. They've trained like commandos.

    Maybe they'll let you take the first shot. Perchance they'll just jump on you at the first sign of resistance, hesitation or fear.

    But pros usually work over amateurs with a handicap to keep things interesting.

    Who's in control here? Some clowns love power. But is it more powerful to pretend to give power away?

    Even if it blows up in their face and they look like a fool in the end, guess what? They win, they are a fool, they got attention. And you, you look like a mean sob without a sense of humor and you just got a lot of attention you didn't want.

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    What makes it so dammed funny?

    According to James Beattie (1776):

    Laughter arises from the view of two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in complex object or assemblage, or as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them.

    E.g.:

    Season's Greetings:

    I wanted to send your family a Christmas Card of a monkey making love to a shaved beaver, but I have to have it copyrighted first. So, instead (now that the photo shoot is over), I am sending you a real monkey, a beaver, half a bottle of Viagra and 6 tabs of ecstasy.

    Merry XXX-Mas,

    Litotes The Clown

    An evil clown is as empty and as full as a bible full of blank pages.



    Evil Clown drawing:
    Evil clown smells your fear and likes to point you out for special attention.

    Ink on paper.

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    I Hate Clowns, No I Really Do

    Do you have messed emotions about clowns?

    Do clowns give you a funny (funny strange, not funny Ha Ha) feeling?

    Do you wonder what kind of people are 'under' there?

    Maybe you're not afraid of clowns... you're just, 'you know', annoyed, irritated, on-edge, whatever; definitely not afraid, it's not like you hate them or anything...

    Do you think it is disgusting that they have a big Schtick?

    Do you find even tiny feminine seeming clowns monstrous?

    Have you ever seem a child dressed as a clown and thought you were seeing the future?

    Do you wonder: are they twitching or acting that they're twitching?

    Do you know what makes someone mentally unstable, clinically speaking?

    Do happy clowns with abnormally high levels of good cheer put you on edge?

    Do you suspect drug usage?

    Do you ever wonder why someone who is depressed or angry or wants to be alone or hates people or whatever gets dressed up in a clown outfit and goes on a bender?

    Does someone; made up in too much makeup like a cheap whore or celebrity make you uncomfortable or arouse you Winston?

    After all, here is a person: A man, a woman, gender neutral, purposely obscured, naturally ambiguous, cross-gendered clown or a child even... What do you even call a transgender clown who cross-dresses?

    What does it mean that clowns beat and abuse each other for the amusement of others, but their ringmasters won't allow them to write "fukcmachine" on their tiny 10 clown car because it's obscene!

    To Do:

    Research: find a movie about a possessed evil clown was pitted against a possessed evil marionette(s).

  • Evil Clown


  • God is talking to himself, pretending he's us...
    - The Invitation (2003)

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    Thursday, December 27, 2007

    Razones de ser un Clown Malvado

    Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is, and saw Virtue in her own shape how lovely; saw And pined his loss.
    - Milton, j. , Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)

    The grotesque is modern culture, or the vacuum that [it] has replaced with wrestling, sex and horror.

    Thankfully there are few real studies of the phenomena that have any real grit or practical use.

    This failure is your ally. A blind spot alley down which to appear and disappear.

    Masturbatory theories of the neoclassic foundations of repulsion or aesthetic philosophies of revulsion or Existential nausea are based didactically and dialectically upon the the ideation of beauty and rationality, or sometimes, extrinsic hostility.

    So what?

    Subservience to the subversive nature of post modern endocrinology is practical and more opaque than then the self serving grief of deconstuctivism.

    It is to laugh.

    In the cracks of the veneer you are free. Once free; there is no veneer, only uncertainty and practical methods remain.

    Reasons To Be An Evil Clown, 181 - 190


    181. Evil pays, well

    182. Spectacular death – no mundane accidents

    183. Revenge no longer an empty or idle wish

    184. Evil is always more delicious

    185. Credit card debt nightmare

    186. Penguin Lust

    187. The customer is more or less a sucker, always

    188. I can't handle the Truth

    189. I tell myself I can't stop

    190. Doubting is treason, treason is delicious


    Die Clown Die - In German It Means 'The Clown The'
    How Could Anyone Who Speaks German Be Bad?

    Simpson's logic, Episode: 9F22 Cape Feare


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    Saturday, December 15, 2007

    Why I Am An Evil Clown And You Could Be Too, 171- 180

    Bad Apples Theory Exposed As So Much Compost

    Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.

    Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood

    171. Soulful self mutilation

    172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus

    173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward

    174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave

    175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u

    176. Smells like desperation

    177. Intolerance is my anti-drug

    178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig

    179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times

    180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand

    The very definition of a great punchline:

    ...the evaluation of the quality of jokes is a realistic goal for the linguistic analysis of humor, albeit a distant one that will require extensive research (Attardo 1994: 215).


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    To Effectively Compete An Evil Clown Needs More Than Scary Face

    There Are 3 Methods To Differentiate Yourself From Other Evil Or Scary Clowns

    1.Cost leadership

    Let's face it, magicians are great and kids clowns with clean records can almost be trusted, but do you have any what idea what they will charge for a party?

    Just show up as someone's brother-in-law and hustle the bar until you are ready to preform.

    2.Differentiation

    What makes YOU stand out from other evil clowns?

    OHhh, scary leer/face paint/baseball bat [sigh].

    Try to spend more than five minutes thinking [Thinking] about it, the first five things you have thought up have been covered by evil clowns who have come before you, e.g.:

    Off colored jokes
    Filthy language
    Offensive humor
    Drunken behavior
    Intimidation tactics

    diu le lo moe if you expect more than a yawn for this shi

    Think about your Unique Sales Proposition

    3. Locus, Locus, Locus

    Concentrate on one Tight Orifice – work it vigorously, meet the needs of your target better than the competition can even dream of doing to cultivate customer loyalty. Then dump them and move on.

    Dreams Are The Disease

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    Friday, December 14, 2007

    Schadenfreude Clown Gründe für Vergnügen, 161 - 170, mmm!

    Reasons to be an Evil Clown - Ripped from todays shocking headlines!

    161. Scary Clowns cheat to win, Evil Clowns win to cheat

    162. I prefer to see existence in terms other than those of rigid philosophical dichotomies, or not

    163. Backbreaking personal sacrifice for external validation by authority figures needs to be mocked

    164. If you think I'm funny now, just wait 'til we have sex

    165. I believe EVERYTHINK happens for a reason

    166. Cleanliness is next to managerliness

    167. I'm not an evil clown, I just like to wear the shoes on weekends

    168. Deeply played games

    169. We are not what was intended

    170. Don't worry babe, I'm angry enough for the both of us

    Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor Rapacious desire like blood all over the floor


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    Tuesday, October 17, 2006

    More Reasons To Be An Evil Clown

    Evil Evil Clown, scribble on paper, Taste The Difference

    Reasons To Be An Evil Clown:

    11. What gets measured gets done

    12. Self help books depress me

    13. After all I'm only one person

    14. I asked myself what Jesus would do

    15. Secure the crime scene, interview the neighbours... I'm goin'a miss my show

    16. It all comes out in the wash

    17. ISO 9000 turned out to be just a big phucking waste of time

    18. Everybody hurts, sometimes

    19. See yourself as a winner

    20. Wash hands before and after? Stupid rules!

  • Art of the Evil Clown

  • Science always beats considerations of good and evil.

    - Litotes The Clown

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    Tuesday, October 03, 2006

    Evil Clown In Santa's Hat

    Business Meeting Drawing (taking notes is a useless waste of time when they say one thing but ph1uck the customer), Ink On Paper

    Accurately identifying and sizing your market is one of the most difficult exercises that an evil clown will undertake.

    Factors to fake include your socio-economic condition, your sector growth, your market penetration, volume/size/length/thickness, your assets and price.

    Markets should always be defined using both "top-heavy amplitude" and "bottoms-up realism."

    Don't overstate the size of your market even if you have special cream or perform in the dark.

    Always have an Exit Strategy


    Plan and memorize a couple of credible exit alternatives with supporting evidence:

    • scan the neighbourhood
    • review blueprints or building plans
    • note if fire exits are alarmed
    • test the response time of the morality squad
    • take special note of windows
    • do not underestimate the distance to the ground


    I'm all about empathy and baseball bats
    - Litotes The Clown

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    Monday, August 14, 2006

    Psycho Meat Puppet Theatre Of The Mind

    Evil Clown Drawings: I Like What You're Thinking, Ink On Paper

    This evil clown act involves hilarious screw-ups and misdirected rescue behaviour.

    The clown is trying to 'nudge, nudge, wink, wink' trick the audience or other performers into feeling sorry for them.

    Rules Of Thump:

    1. Don't take responsibility for your so called lif (abbrev. for liff, see: The Meaning of Liff (Paperback) by Douglas Adams & John Lloyd).

    2. Don’t take any action that might lead to a solution, don't DO anything to get yourself out of funny situations. However, you must keep very busy – drama follows action.

    3. Get into difficult if not improvable or paradoxical positions. How doesn't matter, give them the old razzle-dazzle. Not everyone will buy the BS but the gullible and aroused will believe and you can use their emotions against them.

    4. Act helpless until you want something or they are within easy striking distance.

    5. Do I Have to mention Whiney?

    6. Make it obvious that you want and believe that others can make your existential existence better.

    Pantomime Horse:

    1. Sickness, accidents, family deaths, loving/abandoning pets, suicidal behaviour and crying during soup commercials are your stock and trade.

    2. Realistically but subtly exaggerate pain to exact sympathy and get out of helping friends move.

    3. Heartache: She said I looked like her 4th husband.

    Bore Issues:

    1. Anyone who loves me must be too stupid to see how defective I am so I'll screw them up before they discover how worthless I am and leave me.

    2. Harm & Indulgence tissues – better than Kleenex.

    3. Entitlement is the flip side of sexploitation.

    Player Character Background:

    1. I only get taken care of (not loved) when I ma ufcked up or in pain.

    2. When in doubt act infantilized, if you can't spell that act spoiled.

    Conscious Bot: You make me un/happy. Situations I magically fall into are untenable.

    Unconscious Bot: You will rescue me because it's your fault and I'm hapless.

    Doesn't Play Well With Others:

    Let's focus on why Mary is hurting my feelings for no reason.

    Jesus is being such a jerk!

    Other Characters:

    Only potential rescuers need apply.

    Words That Are Not In The Dickionary:

    Assertive & Responsible.

    Queue For Big Scene:

    Must make a decision / take action Or enter pain.

    Common Freelings & Associates:

    Listening, sympathy, suggestion giving, supportive, rescue response, guilt, empathy burnout, frustration leading to resentment, take a hike you brat.

    Treatment:

    I am neither Spanish nor a lawyer nor a Spanish lawyer.

    Scoring:

    Remember, the game here is not to get 'something' out of life or Do anything, the game is played by various forms of complaining and half hearted but ultimately planned/failed attempts at competence.

    1. Points are counted by gaining sympathy and empathy.
    2. Free rides count for triple points.
    3. Repeated conning of the same mark is a 25% total bonus.
    4. Guilt (from others) is good (0.5pt).

    Catch 22:

    Fulfillment of desire leads to regression which destroys source of gratification which leads to rescue which fulfills desire...


  • Evil Clown


  • "What sick, ridiculous, puppets we are, and what a gross, little stage we dance on. What fun we have, dancing and fucking, not a care in the world. Not knowing that we are nothing."

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    I'll Eat Anything As Long As It's A Baby

    Man vs. Clown!


    I'll eat anything as long as it's a baby:
    Veal, lamb, puppy.

    As long as it hasn't had a chance to really live.

    Life experience makes the meat tough.

    Innocence makes it sweet and tender.

    - Peter Lynn,
    Things I said, but shouldn't have #12



    Peter Lynn's way of thinking is way off key.

    He should be ashamed of himself.

    He will have a very short-lived and lonely life if he keeps this up.

    He has made such a joke of it all, and Lord help him. One day he will stand in front of God and have to explain his actions.

    He can either change his ways or find himself spending eternity in Hell.

    In another post he reveals his sensitive side with a coworker:

    "Can I talk to the baby?" I ask.

    "Sure," she says.

    I bend close. "Your mommy's worthless," I say.

    - Peter Lynn

    Check out his blog and other ' Things I said, but shouldn't have'

    Man vs. Clown!
    Old blog http://manvsclown.blogspot.com/


    Evil Clown Art: Theosophist Trembles In Ecstasy

    Theosophists have been infected with a suspicion of the overwhelming splendor of the clown cycle in which our humanity forms but ephemeral shadows.

    Mixed media on 100% rag paper

    Evil Clown

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    Around about now in history:

    August 1930 - The debut of the Amos and Andy show on NBC (radio) starring Freeman Gosden and Charles Correll, was it:

    - A ground breaking positive influence
    - Racially offensive stereotyping
    - A once profitable franchise flogged to death

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    Friday, August 11, 2006

    Boulevard Of Broken Clowns

    Do I Walk Alone

    Evil Clown Art, Title: chorus: thinking about drinking; drinking about thinking... Media: paper on ink

    Common Mistake 1: Drinking to “catch up” if arriving late to a party Or I'm happy that others are now too inebriated to pay attention to their booze in the fridge.

    Common Mistake 2: Having sex under the influence Or waking up every morning screaming “It's not mine!”

    Common Mistake 3: Driving after drinking Or during drinking, so you can get to the liquor store, so you can buy more.

    Common Mistake 4: Women thinking they can drink as much as men Or panty pealer.

    Common Mistake 5: Drinking to feel better Or 15 to 20 minutes of euphoria you can only vaguely recall.

    Common Mistake 6: Thinking that others at university are drinking excessively Or frig, I was worried that I had a problem, but look at that guy! Go! Go! Go! GOOOO!.

    Common Mistake 7: Leaving drinks unattended Or some frigger may take your drink Or woe to they that leave their drink unattended – I'll teach them a lesson.

    Common Mistake 8: Taking Tylenol (Acetaminophen) to help with a hangover Or absolutely anything I can get my hands on OR nothing, I deserve to suffer.

    Common Mistake 9: Thinking food will sober you up quickly Or hurting myself until I can feel something again.

    http://www.mcmaster.ca/health/hwc/Newsletters/nov04/thinking_about_drinking.htm


    Litotes The Clown

    ...and tired of thinking about drinking
    for thinking of drinking while thinking
    about drinking and thinking about drinking
    It's a man-sized inside...

    The Tragically Hip, Eldorado www.thehip.com

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    Paper Cuts And Insomnia Incongruity And Societal Criticism

    I Can’t Remember Where I Hid The One True Good

    Evil Clown Sketch: Sometimes It Hurts To Be Crazy, Pencil on Paper

    The monstrous can not be unqualified and produce funniness. Whereas it may be weird, it must also clash with harmony so that, like, we can, you know, compare and contrast it to that superannuated ideal.

    I am Sailing To Ganymede and my fingers get up and walk away.

    Those plebes’ whose ambitions are inessentially pedestrian are in themselves a grotesque warning of the yearning for the false solace of currency and the implications of victory over others, over the system and the demands of self for self demands.

    In the same moment they deem simple rules and procedures concerning how to handle the dangerous substances of good and evil as self evident and, further more, that these principles are fixed and resist all attempts at relativism or the troubling mundane circumstances of day to day mortal life.

    Like the fact that my fingers are a big spider.

    Contest these hack philosophical questions simile predestination vs. free will, why evil clowns prosper and the towers of our self projects fall into ruin, despair and fevered introspection and what is justice or the good anyway and why the hell should I care anymore? After that poisonous little princess tossed my heart into the ashes!

    Why should I even try when I'm this tired. I wouldn't even be writing this if Julie didn't have a loaded camera to my head.


  • Evil Clown


  • The Consolation of Philosophy? Comic irony is meaningless.

    - Litotes The Clown

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    Tuesday, August 08, 2006

    Insight Into The Mind Of An Evil Clown

    Thoughts And Things From The Mind Of Ronald McDonald – Proudly 92% White Trash

    Evil Evil Clown Drawing:
    LOVE your work, work your LOVE
    Medium: pilfered office suppliers on printer paper

    Ronald McDonald's Blog
    ronaldmcdonaldusa.blogspot.com

    This is a must see sight for those who have any misgivings about:

    Big "M" Supper Club
    Der Schotte
    Donken
    Evil Clown
    Golden Arches
    Gronald's
    Impastato's
    Macca's
    Maccen
    MacDee
    MacDoh
    MacDohNo
    Mackey-D's
    Mackidånnkan
    Mackies
    Mækker'n
    Mak Kee 麥記
    Mäkk
    Mäkkäri
    Makku
    Makudo
    McChoke and Pukes
    McDeath
    McDee
    McDee's
    McDick's
    McDo
    McDonal
    McDonald
    McDonaldos
    McDonas
    McDoof
    McD's
    McEvilClown
    McPuke
    Mec
    Mek
    Meki
    Mekkes
    Mekki
    Mickey-D's
    Moulée de clown
    Old Mak 老麥
    Old Nick
    Pat Panepinto Mart
    Placcy-D's
    Ronchin Ronnies
    Rotten Ronnie Oddo's
    Rotten Ronnie's
    Rotten Ronnys
    Rottin Ronnies


    For another side of the greasepaint, see:

    http://www.mcdonalds.com
    http://www.ronald.com

  • Evil Clown


  • For the last eight years I have documented coercion, threats, intimidation and manipulation by McDonald's and Leo Burnett Advertising against me due directly to my work as Ronald McDonald.

    - Joe Maggard, former Ronald actor, 2003


    I feel badly about what I've done with young people. I was the happy face on something that was horrendous.

    - Geoffrey Gulliano, former Ronald actor who later embraced vegetarianism

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    Monday, August 07, 2006

    Oh My Dog It Is Happening Again

    Success Is The Sum Of Small Efforts, Repeated Over And Over Again

    Platitudes And Bromides – Acrylic On Paper

    You are more important than your problems

    What is evil?

    See things as you would have them be instead of as they are

    What is murder?

    You win when you aren't afraid to lose

    What is War?

    Happiness does not come from doing easy work

    We have never lost a war

    Everything is possible when you believe it's possible

    The French have nothing to teach us

    You must act on your dreams

    A shot that shook the world

    People with goals succeed

    Depravity

    It comes from the reserves of your mind

    Lunacy

    Successful action has cumulative results

    Execution

    There is always a good side

    At 71 Eddie Adams died

    Photograph, Pulitzer Prize - 1968
    South Vietnamese Colonel executing a communist North Vietnamese Vietcong prisoner in a Saigon street

    Your life will always be to a large extent what you make of it

    Summary justice

    You really can live your dreams

    Orgy of death

    You have to make your own opportunities

    Shameful

    There is no easy road to anything

    Heroic

    Overcoming obstacles is the price of success

    Pride

    It gives you the ability to rise above reality

    Chaos

    Courage gives you the power to face your difficulties

  • Evil Clown


  • One should always keep an open mind, but not so open that one's brains fall out

    - Bertrand Russell

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    Thursday, August 03, 2006

    Contemporary Audience Appauled At Clownish Figure

    The Appearance Of Perception: Echoes In A Cube Farm

    Evil Clown Drawing Medium: Office issue green pen on standard printer paper

    In this original graphic art the artist has skillfully adapted their unnatural surroundings and appropriated material from the corporate culture. This petty subversion may be interpreted as inversion of the formulaic hierarchy of capitalist taxonomy.

    This contemporary 'at hand' exploration of graphic media and visual relationships cleverly under-renders the tonal values and spacial grounding of the subject to great effect. One can feel the numbed horror of these sparse sketchy lines.

    The overall emotional impact is as restrained as the muted logic of accident victims in shock. Through the tunnel of the thousand yard stare we see ourselves: Not seething with rage. Not the slave owners of destiny. We are hillbillies at the mall - He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?

  • Evil Clown


  • Mrs. Taylor: Dr. Hathaway, I saw your show the other night on radioactive isotopes and I've got a question for you.
    Dr. Hathaway: Yes?
    Mrs. Taylor: Is that your real hair?

    - Real Genius, 1985

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    Wednesday, August 02, 2006

    International Violence Some Sort Of Unresolved Freudian Thing

    Shopping slash to do or is it ta da?

    Marshal for war

    Troops of horsemen

    Columned soldiers

    Fleets of ships

    The foulest splendor the harsh earth can belch up

    Rewrite Sappho the clown


    In Death evil clowns are left to lie
    And no one will remember them

    At all

    In all the days yet to come
    They have had no share of wine or roses
    From this world their ghosts expelled
    Roam amoung the broken and strengthless dead
    In Hell they will be ignored


  • Evil Clown


  • If you can't think of anything funny to say - show you're nuts.

    - Litotes The Clown

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    Sunday, July 30, 2006

    Evil Clown Sketch

    Evil Clown Drawing, Ink On Paper

    Inconsequential metaphysics
    When we really get down to it,
    it's all a matter of slap stick.

    Pondering that, or pondering this.
    Wasting time,
    peering through mist.

    Flow on the wind, not the stars.
    use your time
    in the backs of cars.

    Do not think, to gaze on out,
    beyond your scope.
    To think is to doubt.

    Frolic in fields,
    run and play.
    What else is there anyway?

  • Evil Clown


  • Killing you Killing me Killing time
    - Litotes The Clown

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