Why I Am An Evil Clown And You Could Be Too, 171- 180
Bad Apples Theory Exposed As So Much Compost
Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.
Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood
171. Soulful self mutilation
172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus
173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward
174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave
175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u
176. Smells like desperation
177. Intolerance is my anti-drug
178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig
179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times
180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand
The very definition of a great punchline:
Evil Clown
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Remove your mask and/or makeup and change into Walmart clothes A.S.A.P. subsequent to a manifestation, so that you can't be easily identified with any 'action' that may be with any incident that may be contrary to your ongoing operational status.Make an effort to act like a normal person, but don't over do the gentleman/lady routine too much, you'll stick out like a missionary in a bad neighbourhood
171. Soulful self mutilation
172. Dare not offend mighty Zeus
173. In the ant farm flipping the bird outward
174. Despite all my rage I am still just ready to cave
175. 2w0 0bscur3 4 u
176. Smells like desperation
177. Intolerance is my anti-drug
178. Gosh Darn Epigenetics! http://www1.qiagen.com/Applications/Epigenetics/Default.aspx?gaw=epig
179. Odious Tasks create strange past-times
180. The things I'll do for money, you'll never understand
The very definition of a great punchline:
...the evaluation of the quality of jokes is a realistic goal for the linguistic analysis of humor, albeit a distant one that will require extensive research (Attardo 1994: 215).
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posted by Litotes The Clown at 5:23 PM
3Comments:
I can't believe how many 'reasons to be an evil clown' you keep coming up with... I do not know if it is a good thing or not, but keep up the 'evil' work.
Can there be quiet and elsuive Evil Clowns? Ones that don't proactively cause trouble? Or does that defeat the purpose?
Dear wiggleston:
Clowning is a state of mind.
Silence is loud.
Stillness is the standard of activity.
Stillness is the ruler of movement.
Know hereby what advantage belongs to doing nothing.
There are few in the world who attain to the teaching without words, and the advantage arising from non-action.
It is said: know your enemy and know yourself and you will not be imperiled in a hundred confrontations.
However, if you don't know your enemies and know yourself, the outcome is always in question - the longer the confrontation the...
If you know neither, every joke, pratfall, gag, whoopee cushion, email or meowing to your manager will imperile you in every interaction.
For me see:
Bromide The Clown Loves to Play Substitution
http://evilevilclown.blogspot.com/2005_09_01_archive.html
Best wishes,
Litotes The Clown
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