Monday, November 13, 2006

Evil Evil Clown Lists Them All

A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity ~ Sigmund the Clown

When you can't sleep write me a list of reasons to be an evil clown:

61. Strange Attractors

62. Dick, Philip K.

63. Excess is a journey, not a destination

64. Everyone needs to feel recognized and appreciated, so we can get more work out of you

65. A touch of attitude makes a huge difference

66. People without imagination are as brave as hell

67. The road to recognizing your true nature, it's discovering secret power and magic and menace which were always lurking in the corner of your little mind

68. Need to laugh at the President, all Presidents

69. The mind, once stretched by the horrible truth, can never settle back into its original shape

70. The weight and pressure of trying to win one too many customer service awards


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  • Evil Clown


  • My contrast creates your virtue.
    - Litotes The Clown

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