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Must Love Clowns, No Dogs



Age: 32; Vancouver, BC
Active during the last 24 hours

First Name: Litotes

Gender: Clown (male) seeking nubile circus act / side show diva

Marital Status: So very very lonely. I have sooo much love to give.

Body Type: Surprisingly Strong

Height: 5' 9"

Eyes: Unblinking hazel with flecks of gold

Hair: Yellow

Ethnicity: is all in the face paint

Sense of Humor: Extreme, Clever, Slap My Stick, Quick Witted

Social Setting: Shy at first, but warm up quickly

TV Watching: Infomercials, News, Serial Murderer Documentaries, Horror / comedy

Smoking: Doesn't smoke unless on fire

Drinking: Drinks socially

Living Situation: I live with midgets, contortionists and exotic animals

Have Kids: Not my own

Want (more) kids: I'll tell you later

Education: Graduate

Employment Status: Full-time, it’s a vocation – not a job

Occupation: Entertainment

Income: You’d be surprised

Religion: Loki, Kali, Oberon, Saint Fermin, Amaguq, Kaulu, Iktomi and others as needs arise

Attend Services: the whole world is my cathedral

Political Views: Conservative

Astrology: Libra

Languages: Esperanto, Marketing, Art Criticism

Interests: Arts, Fine Dining, Outdoor Activities, Dank Places, Photography, Closets, Sporting Chances, Guerrilla Theater, Travel, Cooking, Game Theory, Francis Bacon (painter), Attila Richard Lukacs, Robert Longo, Lucian Freud, Fire

In my own words

I love to laugh and meet new people and I am looking for love.

Are you looking for someone to have FUN with? Are you confident, affectionate and not easily repelled?

I am an indoors / outdoors type but loath pointless physical activity. I do however love the deep end of the pool; can you swim?

I am a hapless romantic at heart and I can give until it hurts.

Why not find out what life has to offer?

Serious replies only.

Let's play!

Evil Clown

If you think I'm funny now, wait 'till we have sex.

- Litotes The Clown

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