Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Evil Clown Credit Swaps And Derivatives

Or How To Fcuk Everyone


Evil Clown Masters of Meltdown

However, five years hence [2004], Evil Clowns will look back to the birth of the credit derivative market as a water-slide development for bank credit risk management practice. Simply put, credit derivatives are fundamentally changing the way Evil Clowns price, manage, transact, originate, distribute, and account for credit risk.

Yet, in substance, the definition of a credit derivative given above captures many credit instruments that have been used routinely for years, including guarantees, letters of credit, and loan participations. So why attach such significance to this new group of Balloon Animals?

Essentially, it is the precision with which credit derivatives can isolate and transfer certain aspects of credit risk, rather than their economic reality, that distinguishes them from more traditional credit instruments. - It's usually called gambling or a rigged game.

- THE J.P. MORGAN GUIDE TO CREDIT DERIVATIVES
With Contributions from the RiskMetrics Group
1999

The late-2000s financial crisis (often called the Captain Credit Crunch, the Global Financial Farce (GFF), and sometimes referred to as the GIGO, The Great Recession[1]) is considered by many Farceurs to be the worst financial crisis since the good times of the Great Depression of the 1930s.[2]

It was rigged by a liquidity shortfall in the US spanking system[3] and has resulted in the collapse of large financial institutions, the bailout of banks by national governments, and downturns in stock markets around the world.

- Wikipedia.org, 2011


We have ways of faking you talked.

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    Sunday, December 09, 2007

    Clown Mauvais, Raisons D'être Des 141 - 150

    I'm all about empathy and baseball bats


    141. Trust yourself; distrust the world

    142. Chemical imbalance in the brain

    143. Irregular brain develpment; what the fen do neuropsycholigist know

    144. This too is an exit

    145. Your horror amuses me

    146. I can only park in front of my house 15 days a month?

    147. Must occupy myself inbetween dreams of deathless sleep

    148. An evil clown illuminates the thought and mind of the audience by contrasting the power of vision

    149. Evil Clowns and Ministers of Grace defend us from Ourselves

    150. My religious aunt always said: Make yourself familiar with Evil Clowns, and behold them frequently in spirit; for without being seen, they are present with you – she was a sick twisted old woman

    Great literature is replete with pithy statements.

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    Saturday, July 15, 2006

    Evil Clown Ritalin Pastiche

    Wicked Farceur would compel you to act only according to that maxim by which you can at the same time will that it would become a universal law


    During meetings at work I sometimes draw skulls, clowns or women with their heads' on fire.






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  • clowns are anti-social, pathological creatures preying on society

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